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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #1

    General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

    Oh praise Jesus and fire up the Rapture. In a rousing sermon straight out of Revelation 19:12-16 and Luke 22:36, General Jerry Boykin True American Patriot™ Prophet has revealed that Jesus will return with an AR-15 sticking out of His mouth.

    This is, of course, the final piece we have been missing in our calculations for the rapture. Jesus is going to return and do battle with the Satanists, atheists, liberals, godless communists and other assorted scum using an assault rifle.


    Not an accurate description as it does not stick out of His mouth as Revelation 19:15 says.

    The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 is says when he comes back, he's coming back as what? A warrior. A might warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe ... I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies 'cause he's coming back as a warrior carrying a sword.
    And I believe now - I've checked this out - I believe that sword he'll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15.
    Now I want you to think about this: where did the Second Amendment come from? ... From the Founding Fathers, it's in the Constitution. Well, yeah, I know that. But where did the whole concept come from? It came from Jesus when he said to his disciples 'now, if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.'
    I know, everybody says that was a metaphor. IT WAS NOT A METAPHOR! He was saying in building my kingdom, you're going to have to fight at times. You won't build my kingdom with a sword, but you're going to have to defend yourself. And that was the beginning of the Second Amendment, that's where the whole thing came from. I can't prove that historically and David [Barton] will counsel me when this is over, but I know that's where it came from.
    And the sword today is an AR-15, so if you don't have one, go get one. You're supposed to have one. It's biblical.
    There you have it. Our next President of the United States of America.

    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

    It's righteous, upstanding people like this that makes America the country it is today.

    Other nations may come and go but America was here and will be here forever: God's favourite Nation.

    Glory!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10271

      #3
      Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

      This is wonderful news!

      But I'm saddened that according to the link the audience mocked the prophecy, as "The audience erupted in laughter, according to audio of the event."

      Of course, this reaction of a godless audience was inevitable (Luke 21:12) .

      Still weak in my faith I'll personally have to concentrate more on prayer to be able to shout GLORY with all my might as the day draws near. But now I have hope, thanks to LBC. Matthew 10:34 is today dearer to me and nearer than ever before! Thank you for sharing this news with us.




      GLORY


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer


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      • Mother Of Seven
        True Christian™ with a quiverful
        • Jan 2014
        • 2243

        #4
        Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        There you have it. Our next President of the United States of America.

        Why hasn't he yet thrown his hat in the ring? Imagine him with Sarah Palin! What a team! It would be the most glorious and intelligent team I have seen in my lifetime! And that means a lot. It would easily eclipse George HW Bush and Dan Quayle, Ronald Reagan and George HW Bush, and George W Bush and Dick Cheney. We must petition Boykin to team up with Palin and stand.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6312

          #5
          Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

          The AR-15 is only semi-automatic. To kill as many people as Jesus plans to kill when He returns, He might as well use the M-16 fully automatic version.

          Still, I lean toward the view that Jesus will return literally with a sword for a tongue. If it were going to be a gun, why wouldn't the Angel have told John about it?
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          • Alvin Moss
            Serving Jesus
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2013
            • 4468

            #6
            Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

            I believe that the Lord Jesus would favor something of a larger caliber, possibly a howitzer.

            If it is His will, we will see it soon.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              I believe that the Lord Jesus would favor something of a larger caliber, possibly a howitzer.

              If it is His will, we will see it soon.
              Brother Moss, how is The Lord going to fit a howitzer in his mouth? I know he is God and God can do anything, but he is not some weird snake god who does weird things with his jaw. No it's definitely between a sword or an AR15.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • WWJDnow
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 6312

                #8
                Re: General 'Jerry' Boykin Says Gun-Toting Jesus Will Lead 'Mighty Army' During Second Coming

                Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                Brother Moss, how is The Lord going to fit a howitzer in his mouth? I know he is God and God can do anything, but he is not some weird snake god who does weird things with his jaw. No it's definitely between a sword or an AR15.
                It would be a bit unseemly for Jesus to return with a howitzer in his mouth.
                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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