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  • #1

    Crazy 4 Bush?

    The liberal media is trying to say that Bush supporters are psychos! Please smite the author and publisher of this article.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
    Tags: george w bush, liberal derangment
  • #2
    Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

    May the almighty smiter smite him.
    The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
    Exodus 15:3

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    • #3
      Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

      What a revolting article. The author must be a jew.

      “Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry,” the study says.
      That point alone is easily proven wrong; Just read through these Godly threads and it is clera that True Christians™ are the most well-informed Americans on earth. Praise Jesus.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

        Unexpected as it seems, "Bush" and "crazy" are once again mentioned in the same sentence.
        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
        Exodus 15:3

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        • #5
          Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          The liberal media is trying to say that Bush supporters are psychos! Please smite the author and publisher of this article.
          Far be it from me to say I told you so. No,it's no use. I can't resist: I TOLD you so!
          In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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          • #6
            Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            Far be it from me to say I told you so. No,it's no use. I can't resist: I TOLD you so!
            They persecuted JESUS too!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #7
              Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

              That's yet another fine example of the intellectual arrogance of the blue-state liberal cultural élite. But Jesus will have the last laugh, and we'll be invited to share it with Him:

              1Cr 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

              Besides, everyone knows that psychiatry is a bunch of mumbo-jumbo invented by that insane dzhoo Sigmund Fraud, who wanted an excuse to write about the inner workings of his own filthy mind.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • #8
                Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                Originally posted by lilith View Post
                Far be it from me to say I told you so. No,it's no use. I can't resist: I TOLD you so!
                I've been telling my students so, too. The fact that people don't see the self-evident truth of the worldview of what you people so charmingly call "the blue-state liberal cultural élite" just shows that the corporate plutocracy has driven them insane. After all, if one denies having false consciousness, that's just evidence that one has false consciousness.
                The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                • #9
                  Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                  Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                  I've been telling my students so, too. The fact that people don't see the self-evident truth of the worldview of what you people so charmingly call "the blue-state liberal cultural élite" just shows that the corporate plutocracy has driven them insane. After all, if one denies having false consciousness, that's just evidence that one has false consciousness.
                  You silly old girlie-man anyway. What's the big idee? When are you going to WAKE UP!!! and communicate to Good Baptists in language we can understand?

                  Like, throw in a "That Dog won't Hunt!" or a "PRAISE JESUS!" somewhere between the lines! Try it - won't hurt a bit!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                    After all, if one denies having false consciousness, that's just evidence that one has false consciousness.
                    This is just a guess, but were you sodomised senseless by a Catholic priest at some point in your childhood? It'd explain a lot.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      This is just a guess, but were you sodomised senseless by a Catholic priest at some point in your childhood? It'd explain a lot.
                      I wasn't brought up in the patriarchal, hegemonic organization of the Catholic Church, although I greatly admire liberation theology.
                      The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                        I wasn't brought up in the patriarchal, hegemonic organization of the Catholic Church, although I greatly admire liberation theology.
                        Translation: No, but I'm jealous of those lucky altar boys who were.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                          Crazy 4 Bush?
                          To show my admiration for Mr. George W. Bush, the Greatest President in the History of Our Great Nation, I built a giant life-like 63-foot statue of Our Glorious Commander in Chief in my back yard. It is made entirely of chewing tobacco tins, NASCAR ticket stubs, pink slips, and Wal-Mart shopping bags.

                          Now if showing my undying appreciation for the genius of Our Perfect and Infallible Leader by building this giant statue is "crazy," well then go ahead and call me crazy. But don't forget to add that I am crazy for Americanism!!

                          GLORY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Crazy 4 Bush?

                            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                            The liberal media is trying to say that Bush supporters are psychos! Please smite the author and publisher of this article.
                            They tryin' to say it cuz we KNOW the TRUTH and PREACH the LORD'S GOSPEL and the LIE-barrels jist can't stand that!
                            Evangelist for Jesus and The Word!!

                            "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." Matthew 7:15

                            "Prayer should be your first resource. Not your last resort!!"

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