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Rollin' coal - how car owners can fight against greens and other homerwhiners
God Created this wonderful Earth for us including its awesome resources of coal, oil, metals, soulless animals and the ability to use and modify these Creations for raw materials. Refined, these substances yield precious fuels that can help us spread the Gospel until the End of Times. God intended us to USE THEM, verily, He ORDERED us to utilize them. It would definitely anger God tremendously if He felt that we didn't care for His wondrous Creations but neglected some of them as leftovers come Rapture!
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Abominable 'environmentalists' are corrupting God's Gifts by inventing the heresies of re-cycling, saving, and moderation! They have also gained the trust of Godless administration at the HIGHEST level and try to prevent us from extracting and benefiting from God's plentiful resources. Instead of Celestial coal, trains are running on electricities, instead of Godly gasoline and Divine diesel, motor vehicles use hybrids, mongrels, mixtures of different fuels against God's direct orders!
Daniel 2:43
And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
Isaiah 1:22
Thy silver is become dross, thy wine mixed with water:
There you have it, the unfortunate state of things! But! Godly, republican young men are actually working at the tarmac level to fight these whining sissyhomers. They are striking back! They tune their trucks to burn MORE FUEL and to EMIT SMOKE that not only mentally irritates the homerwhiners but also triggers uncontrollable panic reactions and seizures in them making them easier targets for sturdy GOP lads!
The values of these conservative boys are impeccable and they intend to do WHAT IS RIGHT regardless of the feedback of the fluffy homermouse (Mus homericus abominabilis, Weaselkind, K. Ham/Baraminol.) community.
Brethren. I am so excited for these handsome manly men that spread the God's Good Word and INTENTIONS to the hippietrash community. I suggest all True Christians with sons of appropriate age refer their boys to these Interweb locations to learn the trade and to start modifying their cars, your cars, our cars to have this Godly improvement!
Deuteronomy 29:20
The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Abominable 'environmentalists' are corrupting God's Gifts by inventing the heresies of re-cycling, saving, and moderation! They have also gained the trust of Godless administration at the HIGHEST level and try to prevent us from extracting and benefiting from God's plentiful resources. Instead of Celestial coal, trains are running on electricities, instead of Godly gasoline and Divine diesel, motor vehicles use hybrids, mongrels, mixtures of different fuels against God's direct orders!
Daniel 2:43
And whereas thou sawest iron mixed with miry clay, they shall mingle themselves with the seed of men: but they shall not cleave one to another, even as iron is not mixed with clay.
Isaiah 1:22
Thy silver is become dross, thy wine mixed with water:
There you have it, the unfortunate state of things! But! Godly, republican young men are actually working at the tarmac level to fight these whining sissyhomers. They are striking back! They tune their trucks to burn MORE FUEL and to EMIT SMOKE that not only mentally irritates the homerwhiners but also triggers uncontrollable panic reactions and seizures in them making them easier targets for sturdy GOP lads!
Pickup trucks customised to spew black smoke into the air are quickly becoming the newest weapon in the culture wars.
“Coal Rollers” are diesel trucks modified with chimneys and equipment that can force extra fuel into the engine causing dark black smoke to pour out of the chimney stacks. These modifications are not new, but as Slate’s Dave Weigel pointed out on Thursday, “rolling coal” has begun to take on a political dimension with pickup drivers increasingly viewing their smokestacks as a form of protest against environmentalists and Obama administration emissions regulations.
“Coal Rollers” are diesel trucks modified with chimneys and equipment that can force extra fuel into the engine causing dark black smoke to pour out of the chimney stacks. These modifications are not new, but as Slate’s Dave Weigel pointed out on Thursday, “rolling coal” has begun to take on a political dimension with pickup drivers increasingly viewing their smokestacks as a form of protest against environmentalists and Obama administration emissions regulations.
Let us pray for these bold and beautiful, courageous adolescents and young men! Praise GOD!
The values of these conservative boys are impeccable and they intend to do WHAT IS RIGHT regardless of the feedback of the fluffy homermouse (Mus homericus abominabilis, Weaselkind, K. Ham/Baraminol.) community.
The ultimate highway enemy, however, are “nature nuffies,” or people who drive hybrid cars, because apparently, pro-earth sentiment is an offense to the diesel-trucking lifestyle. “The feeling around here is that everyone who drives a small car is a liberal,” says Ryan. “I rolled coal on a Prius once just because they were tailing me.”
Deuteronomy 29:20
The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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