[Free Market Fred]

Re: Ferguson: Police are not militarized enough!

Did your guys get the truckload of rubber coated hollow point ammo I sent you? 500,000 tax deductible rounds of that should help you keep the peace for the next month or so.

Yes Brother Des, got 'em! Actually, we don't use the rubber-coated bullets on street demonstrators - regular lead hollow points are more effective. But we do use rubber ones for police interrogations and extraordinary renditions - works better than a taser!

Plus rubber bullets save energy. Recharging tasers really ups the power bill, despite Obama's recent initiative to install solar panels and wind towers for this purpose in order to create a "green" NSA.

We shipped those rounds you sent down to Guantanamo, where I can assure you that they'll be put to good use.


New express check-in counter at Miami Airport!

Just can't wait till we get our hands on Julian Assange and Ed Snowden - 500,000 rounds might not even be enough! Expect us to be reordering soon!