[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I'm not sure what "ppl" are, or what "illegeal" means, but I do know that Freehold has established Full Biblical Law. Since God commands us not to suffer a witch to live, we are free to execute any we might find in Freehold.

It's not assault. It's execution, per God's Word. Silly girl!

Bobby-Joe is head of the police force in Freehold. Feel free to contact him.

tick-tick-tick-tick time's running out!

I look forward to seeing him post your ridiculous email here on the site!

Freehold has full Biblical Law. So we ARE following secular law. In fact, we'd be violating it if we did NOT execute witches in Freehold!

Now, wiccanpiestealer, on a completely unrelated subject, I'm wondering if you're aware of the Freehold Interfaith Celebration and Nature Hike, scheduled for mid-October? Perhaps you and a few dozen of your closest Witch friends would like to attend!

First of all i'm not a girl!!! Second of all your own damned bible says THOU SHALT NOT KILL. Third of all i wouldn't report anything to your lame security team, i'd report YOU guys right to the FBI! Fourth don't hold your breath to see me at your little hike.

[JennyD]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

I'm not sure what "ppl" are, or what "illegeal" means, but I do know that Freehold has established Full Biblical Law. Since God commands us not to suffer a witch to live, we are free to execute any we might find in Freehold.

THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

It's not assault. It's execution, per God's Word. Silly girl!

you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.

Bobby-Joe is head of the police force in Freehold. Feel free to contact him.

tick-tick-tick-tick time's running out!

I look forward to seeing him post your ridiculous email here on the site!

I thought the Bible said obey secular law!

Freehold has full Biblical Law. So we ARE following secular law. In fact, we'd be violating it if we did NOT execute witches in Freehold!

Now, wiccanpiestealer, on a completely unrelated subject, I'm wondering if you're aware of the Freehold Interfaith Celebration and Nature Hike, scheduled for mid-October? Perhaps you and a few dozen of your closest Witch friends would like to attend!

[Warrior of God]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

You sound like you could help us out on our New Guinea hunting trip. There are no laws against witch hunting there. We have 5 teams signed up so far for this 2 week trip. We even got a couple of those liberal Westboro Baptist boys to join us. PM a pastor for the details.

That sounds like it would be a huge helping of righteous fun..
Sadly, my duties ministering to the needs and nurture of my small struggling communityy keep me pretty much nailed in place here these days..

Your post makes my feet itch though, it is a long time since I have been out that way...

New Guinea , Borneo , and certainly Timor are places that a suitably respectable cash demonstration of 'respect' in the right place can make it so you can hunt anything you might take a fancy to.

I don't know if you've been that way before , but there are a few types and tribes to be careful of.
New Guinnea has over 300 different tribal types milling abbout its small area.
Most of them are just farmers and hunters..

One or two though, well, they need staying clear oof unless they're kept well at the busy end of a reliable side-arm at least.

Personally , I wouldn't let most of some tribes that close.
The goloks and daabs they carry look rough and ready ,, but they are fast with them, and can cleave an arm off in a blink.

I imagine you will be using porters and guides from local folks.
If you do there are a few to avoid. Especially avoid using anyone from them as your recruiter or team-boss.
For a team-boss I would acttually recommend hiring in a Dyak from Borneo. Similar type of native, but they're used to working for the Brits, and tend to have habits that are more loyal.. Also, they will refuse to trust the locals and keep a well tunned eye on them for you.
As the Dyak is also an 'outsider' , they will always line up on your side.
They can also handle themselves .

Like I said,, recruiter, porters, guiides, do not take any that are from the Asmat , Kombai , Korowai , or Sawi tribes... They are all sneaky as hell , and worse , they have some odd views on what makes suitable table-meat.
Those tribes will all take one look at you and start thinking recipes and garnishes.
Get all your 'local' help to tell you their tribe's words for foreign man ( or for what they would call you) , then ask them what the words for pig , are...
listen careful,
if you get the word for pig anywhere in the words for yoursellf, dump them and get others.

The tribes that like snacking on people call foreign folks long-pig or tall-pig , sometimes even clean--pig...

I hope none of this is me trying to teach my granny how to deal with an egg.
And,,, I hope you have a major good hunt....

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Saw this event mentioned in another thread. It sounds like a serious good time,and of course, righteous Goodly devotional service.. I wish I lived close enough to take part...

I have so many questions about the hunt . If anyone can provide answers I would be grateful.
i.e.
1.. Are there any limitations on weapon types, fire rates, calibres, ammo types.
as in can you use explosive rounds, frangibles, hollow points or dum-dums.
Are there any prohibitions on home-loads, special loads , or green dot first run offs....

2...Is there any ceiling on the kill rate, or a time out imposed after each kill.

3...Do hunters have to work alone, or can they work as teams, or even just use a spotter.

4)..Is it limited to fire-arms, or could specialists use long-bows or cross-bows. If so would some home helped explosive broadheads be ok.

5)..Can pit-traps, whip-snares, spring stakes or dead falls be used as secondary kill methods, or does it have to be an active hunt.

6) Do you operate a handicap system whereby the more experienced or otherly skilled ''hunter' plays under a par system the way they do in golf..

7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

8)..Have you ever uused a celebrity , guest-prey, type approach ,, where special targets are imported so they can be higher point-value kills.

9)..How long does it run, Is there a built in survival aspect.

10)..Does the prey have any safe-havens or home-free points whereby they can achieve a free-pass . Hope not...
Like I said
so many questions...
If I lived over there I would be like a kid ....

Heyy,,, there's a thought...
With all those demonic video pc games out there corrupting kids.
Might the witch-hunt , turned into a game ,be able to operate as a saving strategy that would reach the kids and carry God''s Holy and implanted words into lost hearts...
Might that be a way to turn one of satan's weapons against him ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

You sound like you could help us out on our New Guinea hunting trip. There are no laws against witch hunting there. We have 5 teams signed up so far for this 2 week trip. We even got a couple of those liberal Westboro Baptist boys to join us. PM a pastor for the details.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Dearest WOG,

Momma G's points are most valid, but all in all we just want to see dead wiccans and dead gothtards. How ever you do it is A-OK with us and HIM.

KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

I can't answer some of your questions, warrior, but we will be continuing our contest for the following categories...

1. Ugliest witch
2. Ugliest, fattest witch
3. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest witch
4. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest, most warty witch
5. Ugliest, fattest, stupidest, most warty lesbian witch

As far as sex, there is no limit on either three sexes of witches, that is, male, female, and confused/other. But in my opinion, the most prized trophy is a pregnant female who was on her way to the polling place to vote for Obama.

[Warrior of God]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Guess what TIME it is?!?

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again! Time to kill and maim witches and gothtards!

I'm sure you all remember the rules....but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

Now get out there and get us some witches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun!

Post your results here!!!

Saw this event mentioned in another thread. It sounds like a serious good time,and of course, righteous Goodly devotional service.. I wish I lived close enough to take part...

I have so many questions about the hunt . If anyone can provide answers I would be grateful.
i.e.
1.. Are there any limitations on weapon types, fire rates, calibres, ammo types.
as in can you use explosive rounds, frangibles, hollow points or dum-dums.
Are there any prohibitions on home-loads, special loads , or green dot first run offs....

2...Is there any ceiling on the kill rate, or a time out imposed after each kill.

3...Do hunters have to work alone, or can they work as teams, or even just use a spotter.

4)..Is it limited to fire-arms, or could specialists use long-bows or cross-bows. If so would some home helped explosive broadheads be ok.

5)..Can pit-traps, whip-snares, spring stakes or dead falls be used as secondary kill methods, or does it have to be an active hunt.

6) Do you operate a handicap system whereby the more experienced or otherly skilled ''hunter' plays under a par system the way they do in golf..

7)...Do all the witches have the same cull value ,or are they graded by size, age , sex , time served in depravity ?

8)..Have you ever uused a celebrity , guest-prey, type approach ,, where special targets are imported so they can be higher point-value kills.

9)..How long does it run, Is there a built in survival aspect.

10)..Does the prey have any safe-havens or home-free points whereby they can achieve a free-pass . Hope not...
Like I said
so many questions...
If I lived over there I would be like a kid ....

Heyy,,, there's a thought...
With all those demonic video pc games out there corrupting kids.
Might the witch-hunt , turned into a game ,be able to operate as a saving strategy that would reach the kids and carry God''s Holy and implanted words into lost hearts...
Might that be a way to turn one of satan's weapons against him ?

Bless you all, and God's speed ,
( and his sure eye) in your endeavours

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

It's non of your business where i live, motherpiffleer.

Watch that mouth of yours, hussy. This is a Christian forum.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Although human teeth are not proof of a kill, you can make fun little crafts with them.

Here is a necklace that I made using the teeth of all the wiccans I have caught.

Be creative with the body parts! Don't just throw them away.

[Bob4God]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

This sounds like great fun!

Unfortunately, I cannot partake in the actual killing of witches as I do not live in the Christian security of Landover's bosom. (Yet.)

I will be passing out Chick tracts and tearing the Halloween costumes off of little kids while screaming at them to accept CHRIST and beg forgiveness for celebrating lucifer. Glory to GOD!

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

By the way, where do you live?

It's non of your business where i live, motherfucker.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

OMG i don't know if anbody has told you christian wackos this or not, but beating up and killing ppl is ILLEGEAL!!!!

THAT IS ASSAULT!! BRING GENITALS AND TEETH!?? ARE U SERIOUS!?!??!

you have 24 hours to take down this website before i report you ALL to the authoritie.You have 24 hours.

Our joo lawyers have got us covered.

"The question is: What does my client mean by 'maim' or 'kill'?" And of course you need proof that we have done anything wrong. Good luck.

By the way, where do you live?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Pastor,
I'm a little late on this one, I have my own lifetime pass but can you possibly supply a further 13 annual passes please? Nephew Zebulun is bringing his 'Apostles' along. (Mostly the sons of US Defense Contractors.)

If possible, we would like to be in the same area as last year where we ran out of ammo before we ran out of assorted witches, goths and wiccans.

Yours etc,

Bathfire E
PS, I have a supply of bolt-croppers for use in obtaining proof if anyone is interested, first come, first served.

[Talitha]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I thought the Bible said obey secular law!

That's only applicable to real people.

If you're an Ex-Cop you must be used to shooting innocent people Criminals. Why don't you give it a go?

[Steve Wilkos]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

I think you UnSaved Trash will find that Jesus protects us from "the authorities" while we perform His Godly Work.

I thought the Bible said obey secular law!