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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally Posted by JennyD
    Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

    You, friend, are no John McCain.
    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost
    You are correct. Because I am a REAL Maverick.
    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Thank you! I'm glad we agree.
    Yes, we both agree that I am THE Maverick™. Now that we have got that issue out of the way let's move on to the rest of my post. Jenny, I know you are merely a woman and may be having a hard time keeping up with me, but you skipped over the meat of my post. I assume you had a female moment and forget to address it because I'm sure you wouldn't refer to scripture as "irrelevant babble".
    (See, what if Sarah Palin was as absent minded as you were just now? It could spell disaster for America.)

    Originally Posted by JennyD
    As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.


    May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"
    I didn't realize Sarah Palin was a prophetess old . Anyway, Deborah clearly never read 1 Timothy 2. Same as the Israelites never read Romans 13 or Romans 14:20. And Moses never read Matthew 5: 31-32. Will you also contend that we cannot eat pork or that men can divorce their wives simply because they've grown tired of them? Do you really want to play the role of the jewess and debate New Testament vs Old Testament?

    Might I also add that at no point is any edict made stating that women should or can have authority over men. There is, however, a direct commandment for women to NOT have authority over men. Deborah's position was simply a matter of circumstance and not a matter of law. Deborah was a backseat driver anyway. Barak was the real heroe. All Deborah did all day was sit under a tree and listen to peoples' problems.

    And that senile old hag needs to worry more about changing her depends rather than TEACHING THE BIBLE IN THIS CHURCH!!! If she thinks for one minute that she is going to circumvent the Law by preaching here on God's Forum she is mistaken. That entire thread should be deleted!!! The Phelps crone needs to shut her yap and learn in silence. She sounds like she's preaching feminist nonsense!!!

    Explain in detail where it says anything about those verses only applying to women in the church? Here is the entire chapter.


    Originally Posted by 1 Timothy 2
    [1] I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
    [2] For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
    [3] For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
    [4] Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
    [5] For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
    [6] Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
    [7] Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
    [8] I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
    [9] In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    [10] But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
    [11] Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
    [12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    [13] For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
    [14] And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
    [15] Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    What exactly am I missing, Jen? Perhaps you are referring to 1 Corinthians 14: 34-35 maybe? That says women can't speak in church specifically.

    Let's look at the qualities of a female leader.

    1.) Self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11)
    2.) Silliness and a proneness to error (2 Timothy 3:6).
    3.) Deceitfulness (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26).
    4.) A zealous in promoter of superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23)
    5.) Actions that instigate iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26).
    6.) Easily deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14).

    Women are untrustworthy and easily deceived. Why would God want women to be in any position of power over the morally and intellectually superior men? It makes zero sense. Besides, 1 Corinthians 11: 3 says man is the head of woman. 1 Corinthians 11: 8-9 says women are made for men, not the other way around.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
    You are correct.

    <Irrelevant babble erased.>
    Thank you! I'm glad we agree.
    Originally posted by Jerome View Post
    I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!
    I suggest you take the matches away from her.

    Now, can we please discuss the Witch Hunt?

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Greetings Hellbound One,

    You need to find Christ in your heart very soon.

    YIC,
    Sayved


    Originally posted by Jerome View Post
    I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!

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  • Jerome
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    I FOUND A LITTLE GIRL AND SHE MADE A FIRE APPEAR!!!!!!

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Once again, with as much personal agony as it causes me, I must agree with Clarence.

    My wife's name is Deborah and she has been the challenge that Jesus has set upon me for many years. Because of my love for Jesus I have willingly accepted this task knowing that he suffered on the Cross for me.

    My torment is nothing compared to that.

    YIC,
    Sayved

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

    You, friend, are no John McCain.
    You are correct. Because I am a REAL Maverick.

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.

    May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"
    I didn't realize Sarah Palin was a prophetess . Anyway, Deborah clearly never read 1 Timothy 2. Same as the Israelites never read Romans 13 or Romans 14:20. And Moses never read Matthew 5: 31-32. Will you also contend that we cannot eat pork or that men can divorce their wives simply because they've grown tired of them? Do you really want to play the role of the jewess and debate New Testament vs Old Testament?

    Might I also add that at no point is any edict made stating that women should or can have authority over men. There is, however, a direct commandment for women to NOT have authority over men. Deborah's position was simply a matter of circumstance and not a matter of law. Deborah was a backseat driver anyway. Barak was the real heroe. All Deborah did all day was sit under a tree and listen to peoples' problems.

    And that senile old hag needs to worry more about changing her depends rather than TEACHING THE BIBLE IN THIS CHURCH!!! If she thinks for one minute that she is going to circumvent the Law by preaching here on God's Forum she is mistaken. That entire thread should be deleted!!! The Phelps crone needs to shut her yap and learn in silence. She sounds like she's preaching feminist nonsense!!!

    Explain in detail where it says anything about those verses only applying to women in the church? Here is the entire chapter.

    Originally posted by 1 Timothy 2
    [1] I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
    [2] For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
    [3] For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
    [4] Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
    [5] For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
    [6] Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
    [7] Whereunto I am ordained a preacher, and an apostle, (I speak the truth in Christ, and lie not a teacher of the Gentiles in faith and verity.
    [8] I will therefore that men pray every where, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
    [9] In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    [10] But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
    [11] Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
    [12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    [13] For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
    [14] And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
    [15] Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    What exactly am I missing, Jen? Perhaps you are referring to 1 Corinthians 14: 34-35 maybe? That says women can't speak in church specifically.

    Let's look at the qualities of a female leader.

    1.) Self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11)
    2.) Silliness and a proneness to error (2 Timothy 3:6).
    3.) Deceitfulness (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26).
    4.) A zealous in promoter of superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23)
    5.) Actions that instigate iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26).
    6.) Easily deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14).

    Women are untrustworthy and easily deceived. Why would God want women to be in any position of power over the morally and intellectually superior men? It makes zero sense. Besides, 1 Corinthians 11: 3 says man is the head of woman. 1 Corinthians 11: 8-9 says women are made for men, not the other way around.

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
    Now I know women aren't the sharpest knives, but don't tell me you think a forum title is basis of determining someone's love and devotion to Christ Jesus? I always thought you were a cut above the typical woman. Sister Glendora is a "Senior Pastor" on these forums, but she isn't a real pastor like Pastor Pistle, Ezekiel or Billy-Reuben. The only reason I don't have the title is because I'm a Maverick.
    Friend, I've worked closely on the campaign trail with the Maverick, John McCain. I've been in the political trenches with the Maverick, John McCain.

    You, friend, are no John McCain.

    And you don't have the title because the Department of Faith has not cleared you for it. I guess the Pastors still have some unanswered questions about you, Clarence.
    Jenny, I am the Truest True Christian within Freehold. My views are 100% biblically founded. None of you can say the same seeing as you back the appointment of a female VP, which does amount to putting a woman in a position of authority over a man.
    As Sister Shirlee Phelps-Dodge so wisely and delicately put it HERE, those verses refer to women teaching in the church. There is no comment about involvement in politics, or teaching in places other than the church.

    Originally posted by Wise Sister Shirlee
    They molest these morsels of God's goodness for their own purposes, telling less-strong Ladies of Landover the same thing, trying to silence them.

    Well, nobody asked today, but I'm gonna answer anyway! To these galoots I say:

    Why would you quote a verse and not even bother to read the verse and then lie about the verse?

    Now Galloping Galoot - when I say words about the Bible - am I learning a thing, or am I teaching a thing? YES - that’s correct Goober - I am teaching! Now - is the thing that I am teaching a good thing or a bad thing? YES - that’s correct Goober - it is a good thing! We know that it is a good thing because it enlightens your mind to some good knowledge of the scriptures. Now - when I teach you about your perversions of God's Word - am I IN the church or am I OUT of the church (just for the sake of this discussion Gumby - I’ll just tell you - I am sitting at my desk - NOT in the church building). YES - that’s correct Gomer - I am NOT sitting in the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ, when I am teaching the men servants of God anything!
    May I ask you, O Great Biblical Genius, "What about Deborah?"

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    This one would be good for trapping hippies.

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Clarence, you're not yet an approved True Christian™. So, you cannot participate as a hunter.

    I thought you were aware that all "helpers" (members who assist True Christian™ hunters) were being given the title of Bird Dog. Didn't Sister Talitha tell you?

    I'm sorry if you thought I was being rude . . . It's a great honor to be able to participate in any capacity, and indicates your continued growth in our Lord and the church!

    Patience, my friend . . . maybe next year, you'll be all grown up in the Lord and able to hunt on your own!
    Now I know women aren't the sharpest knives, but don't tell me you think a forum title is basis of determining someone's love and devotion to Christ Jesus? I always thought you were a cut above the typical woman. Sister Glendora is a "Senior Pastor" on these forums, but she isn't a real pastor like Pastor Pistle, Ezekiel or Billy-Reuben. The only reason I don't have the title is because I'm a Maverick.

    Jenny, I am the Truest True Christian within Freehold. My views are 100% biblically founded. None of you can say the same seeing as you back the appointment of a female VP, which does amount to putting a woman in a position of authority over a man.

    Originally posted by 1 Timothy 2
    [12] But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    Clearly, as a male I cannot assist a female in such a capacity. It is unbiblical, Jen. I don't have much time to debate this with you. The light is fading and it's almost time to begin the festivities. I'll let you know how many satanists I bag tomorrow after services.

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  • s@ul77
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    HALLOWEEN should be banned, bloody pagans.

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
    And, no, I will not be a "Bird Dog". Jenny, did I do something to upset you? I hope things aren't going to be awkward between us now. I don't know why you are being so condescending and snide toward me.
    Clarence, you're not yet an approved True Christian(tm). So, you cannot participate as a hunter.

    I thought you were aware that all "helpers" (members who assist True Christian(tm) hunters) were being given the title of Bird Dog. Didn't Sister Talitha tell you?

    I'm sorry if you thought I was being rude . . . It's a great honor to be able to participate in any capacity, and indicates your continued growth in our Lord and the church!

    Patience, my friend . . . maybe next year, you'll be all grown up in the Lord and able to hunt on your own!

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  • Vayhr of the Warhost
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    (I understand Talitha's helper, Vayhr, will be taking the role of Bird Dog for her this year. That is, when she shoots a witch down, he'll run after it to ensure the kill, and field-dress it for her.)
    I plan on using my Taurus M172. I like the feel of the old pump action carbines. And it doesn't have an easy-mode scope like most newer models, but a classic pan sight. I don't want to make it too easy on myself. Tali is going to use her new specially made colt 45 for this event. It's based around the famed Vampire Gun. She has named it "Witch Doctor".

    And, no, I will not be a "Bird Dog". Jenny, did I do something to upset you? I hope things aren't going to be awkward between us now. I don't know why you are being so condescending and snide toward me.

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Jombor
    Rejoice! I get to participate in my first ever witch hunt! I am so excited! I can't wait to purge the night of those horrendous drunkards, atheists, and gluttonous pigs out there! Is a crossbow alright to use when participating in the witch hunt (more specifically a repeating crossbow)?
    Strange, Jambalaya, it appears you are listed as Unsaved Trash. That means that if you arrive during the Witch Hunt, you'd not be a hunter, friend. Your participation would likely be limited to running, screaming, and being dismembered by one of our many True Christian(tm) sportsmen (and women).

    I suggest you hold off until 2009, and let the Department of Faith investigate you. Only certified True Christians(tm) and confessed or convicted witches are allowed to participate in the Witch Hunt.

    (I understand Talitha's helper, Vayhr, will be taking the role of Bird Dog for her this year. That is, when she shoots a witch down, he'll run after it to ensure the kill, and field-dress it for her.)

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    That last one, with the service man in the picture, what could we bait the trigger with to get a witch to trip the trap?
    A Christian baby would do the trick!

    Don't worry, God would ensure that no harm came to the baby.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    That last one, with the service man in the picture, what could we bait the trigger with to get a witch to trip the trap?

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