[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

You think I'm going to tell you? And missionaries would turn up by pure coincidence, I suppose?

Organizers, are we allowed to use booby traps?

I'm thinking about some IEDs:




Or would the old-fashioned be more appropriate?

Here's a simple trap I built as a demonstration project for members of my church, to deal with sinners fornicating on their land.



This catches them without causing serious damage, but of course only will hold them for a few minutes. It's up to the hunter to move in for the kill quickly.

This trap, built by the US Military, is ideal if you're after a quick, painless kill. After all, the witches have an eternity of torture to look forward to; there's no need for us to torture them to death in advance.



What other ideas do people have for trapping Witches?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What spells or other witchcraft do you use to avoid Landover's message of pure Christian love every year, Hellspawn?

You think I'm going to tell you? And missionaries would turn up by pure coincidence, I suppose?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2008!!!

Oh, great, this time of year again. I suppose I should keep an eye out for local landover missionaries again.

What spells or other witchcraft do you use to avoid Landover's message of pure Christian love every year, Hellspawn?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Wherever the Norwegian fleet is docked.

Bah, I doubt those rumors that she could, or would want to service, an entire naval fleet.

I don't doubt certain rumors I hear, however, about a certain circus animal and certain pink fluffy items kept in a certain someone's basement.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, great, this time of year again. I suppose I should keep an eye out for local landover missionaries again. And maybe send a heads up to Lilith. Where has she been lately, anyway?

Wherever the Norwegian fleet is docked.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oh, great, this time of year again. I suppose I should keep an eye out for local landover missionaries again. And maybe send a heads up to Lilith. Where has she been lately, anyway?

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

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I hardly think some ugly 'tard with spastic retardation has a better understanding of the World ... unless by 'better understanding' you mean touches itself in public, drools like a dog, messes it's pants on a daily basis, walks like a wounded chimpanzee, and has half a brain??

In all fairness it's still better than being you, also you can't really complain about other people bein ugly if that's a pic of you, you look like a stereotypical redneck who spends his life in a trailor who's a bi-product of incest (which is a sin )

[Brother_Percy]

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And a further point people with disabilities are not demons, they for a start are far less twisted than the average 'true christian' and problem have a better understanding of the world learning difficulties or not.

I hardly think some ugly 'tard with spastic retardation has a better understanding of the World ... unless by 'better understanding' you mean touches itself in public, drools like a dog, messes it's pants on a daily basis, walks like a wounded chimpanzee, and has half a brain??

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm not a fag that's for sure and what I wnt to know is who wrote the bible for god list of names please, and how do you know they were godly and not just liars.

And a further point people with disabilities are not demons, they for a start are far less twisted than the average 'true christian' and problem have a better understanding of the world learning difficulties or not.

What exactly does your obsession with being a Sodomite and the demonic possession of retards have to do with preparations for the Witch Hunt?

I have a question for the organizers:

I've heard rumors that one sector will be devoted to low-tech hunting -- bows and arrows, snares, bludgeons, the like. I'm told no modern supplies will be allowed, other than a single pocket knife.

Is this true? And are there bonus points for using creative, low-tech traps to capture and/or kill witches?

I've got a few ideas I'd like to try out . . .

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

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So YOU say ... but the Bible tells us different. Who do you expect me to believe?? A worthless little fag athiest like yourself ??? Or God???

I've seen enough of these demons with my own eyes to know what they are ... did you even LOOK at the picture I posted??? Can you still deny what you see with your own eyes??

If so, you are pathetic!

I'm not a fag that's for sure and what I wnt to know is who wrote the bible for god list of names please, and how do you know they were godly and not just liars.

And a further point people with disabilities are not demons, they for a start are far less twisted than the average 'true christian' and problem have a better understanding of the world learning difficulties or not.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Her eyes look that way because she's blind - or didn't you notice the BRAILLE copy of Harry Potter?

A blind demon is just as bad! I see they gave her a helmet haircut, maybe it helps take the blow when she repeatedly falls down?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Here, take a look at THIS...



You can't tell me this ISN'T a DEMON! Just look at it's eyes!! ...Pure evil... If that don't PROVE retardeds have devil-blood runnin' through their veins, I don't know what will!!!

Her eyes look that way because she's blind - or didn't you notice the BRAILLE copy of Harry Potter?

[Brother_Percy]

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Retards are not the devils children

So YOU say ... but the Bible tells us different. Who do you expect me to believe?? A worthless little fag athiest like yourself ??? Or God???

I've seen enough of these demons with my own eyes to know what they are ... did you even LOOK at the picture I posted??? Can you still deny what you see with your own eyes??

If so, you are pathetic!

[Turdhead (On Moderation)]

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Son, I speak nothing but Bible TRUTHS! RETARDS ARE THE DEVIL'S CHILDREN! There is NO denying it!

Our Church normally arrange several visits a year to these filthy places, so we can teach the children of our congregation the dangers of 'tards from an early age. We don't want our kids thinking these monsters are human. Our Pastor normally takes a few children at a time to see these animals. To show them what they really are. Sometimes it takes a few visits to see it, but most of our children, like me, see the demon first time.

I remember my first time when I saw a retard's true form. I had been staring into that retards eyes for almost 2 hours, with my Pastor telling me what the beast was thinking, what was going on in it's evil mind, asking me if I could see the Devil in there... I must confess I couldnt see anything at first ... and then God came into me and opened my eyes! I saw that disgusting drooling tard for the Demon it truly was! Glory!

It is a shame that people like you are so lost... I will pray for your soul.

Retards are not the devils children tha roles been reserved for landover baptists, also what proof have you got of the bible being true? I know you'll say it is written by god and therefore true, but what proof have you got that it was written by god and just some stoned arab?

[Brother_Percy]

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to this post!

Here, take a look at THIS...



You can't tell me this ISN'T a DEMON! Just look at it's eyes!! ...Pure evil... If that don't PROVE retardeds have devil-blood runnin' through their veins, I don't know what will!!!