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  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #16
    Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

    What a truly frightening poster, Pastor Zeke! All of this depravity that we can rebuke, and so little time!
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

      Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
      What a truly frightening poster, Pastor Zeke! All of this depravity that we can rebuke, and so little time!
      Even less time than the unsaved think! We are in End Times and the Lord may sound the trumpet any second now! They may think they can sin today and just get to know the Lord and accept His generous gift of eternal salvation tomorrow. But tomorrow may never come!
      In fact, I've made it a habit to pray once per hour for Rapture to come before the next hour is up.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Osambo 08
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 671

        #18
        Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Even less time than the unsaved think! We are in End Times and the Lord may sound the trumpet any second now! They may think they can sin today and just get to know the Lord and accept His generous gift of eternal salvation tomorrow. But tomorrow may never come!
        In fact, I've made it a habit to pray once per hour for Rapture to come before the next hour is up.
        You have to thank George Dubya Bush for that.If you really want the End Times,vote for McBush.

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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #19
          Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          You have to thank George Dubya Bush for that.If you really want the End Times,vote for McBush.
          YOU JUST MADE SENSE!

          Praise the Lord, Jesus is finally reaching you! If you feel you're ready, you can ask one of the pastors to change your name to McCain 08. I'm glad to see you're finally coming down on the site of righteousness and common sense!
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • Osambo 08
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 671

            #20
            Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            YOU JUST MADE SENSE!

            Praise the Lord, Jesus is finally reaching you! If you feel you're ready, you can ask one of the pastors to change your name to McCain 08. I'm glad to see you're finally coming down on the site of righteousness and common sense!
            But,the 1,200$ that I've contributed to Obama's campaign would go to waste !

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
              But,the 1,200$ that I've contributed to Obama's campaign would go to waste !
              It already has, boy! No doubt he's already spent it all on crack cocaine and marihuana. You'd have been better off keeping the money for yourself after you stole it.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Osambo 08
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 671

                #22
                Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                It already has, boy! No doubt he's already spent it all on crack cocaine and marihuana. You'd have been better off keeping the money for yourself after you stole it.
                I wish you were my real mom. oooooga booga CHIMPOUT!!!!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                  Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                  But,the 12.00$ that I've contributed to Obama's campaign would go to waste !
                  Nonsense!

                  It teaches you a valuable lesson on giving your lunch money to those who associate with terrorists, instead of those who associate with Jesus.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Osambo 08
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 671

                    #24
                    Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Nonsense!

                    It teaches you a valuable lesson on giving your lunch money to those who associate with terrorists, instead of those who associate with Jesus.
                    I've actually donated 1.2k and the Obama campaign generously gave me some freebies such a T-Shirt.

                    I tithe every Sunday! I have $9,148 in my checking account(after donating to Obama and purchasing a car 4 weeks ago),$1,158 in my savings account and a whooping $41,174 in my scholarship fund! AMEN!!!!

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                    • Frank Jones
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 49

                      #25
                      Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      I've actually donated 1.2k and the Obama campaign generously gave me some freebies such a T-Shirt.

                      I tithe every Sunday! I have $9,148 in my checking account(after donating to Obama and purchasing a car 4 weeks ago),$1,158 in my savings account and a whooping $41,174 in my scholarship fund! AMEN!!!!
                      How many car stereos did you have to steal to make all that money, boy?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                        I've actually donated 1.2k and the Obama campaign generously gave me some freebies such a T-Shirt.

                        I tithe every Sunday! I have $9,148 in my checking account(after donating to Obama and purchasing a car 4 weeks ago),$1,158 in my savings account and a whooping $41,174 in my scholarship fund! AMEN!!!!
                        I'm glad to see you have ample pocket change. "Walking-around money," I think it's called.

                        What do you do for real money?
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Osambo 08
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 671

                          #27
                          Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          I'm glad to see you have ample pocket change. "Walking-around money," I think it's called.

                          What do you do for real money?
                          Work legitimately and steal confidential information on the internet with my non-White friends.

                          What do you do for real money?

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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #28
                            Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                            Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                            Work legitimately and steal confidential information on the internet with my non-White friends.
                            So THAT is why you wanted my Social Security number!

                            What do you do for real money?
                            If you paid attention around these parts, you'd already be familiar with The Monthly Visitor and The Don't Drip Inn.
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                            • scarlet purity
                              Unsaved Trash, atheistic slut
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 26

                              #29
                              Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                              That was fun! Jack clearly loves Halloween!
                              Filthy whore

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Jack Chick's Halloween Message

                                Originally posted by scarlet purity View Post
                                That was fun! Jack clearly loves Halloween!
                                You clearly didn't read a word of that, did you.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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