[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Trick or Tract: Are You Ready for the Devil's Birthday?

We ordered up a bunch of treats to attach to the Chick Tracts and distribute to the kids this year. It's costing a fortune, so I hope the collection plates will be full this Sunday.

[CrystalMeth98]

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Ah, excuse me, sir? HOW exactly are you going to drop 950,000 Chick Tracts? Where will you get the funds for all the airplanes nessisary? How will you get proper clearance? and you also know that Stealing trick-or-treators of the street to put them through their own personal hell is a crime in and of itself? The supervisors of the young trick-or-treaters will call the police when they see children being yanked into a house and put through "hell"

God can't save you from a crime like abduction. Testifying something like: "We were only showing the children what will happen if they don't convert" doesn't cut it in reality, pal. By the way, I'm going as a magician, from a Video Game no less. If your kind are in my area and try to take me, do not think for a second I won't retaliate.

[savinggraceless]

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You have got to be kidding me. Marketing "christian" candy? Talk about blaspheming! Using things of Scripture to make a profit sounds like the Pharisees selling sacrifices in God's temple. Be careful.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah, excuse me, sir? HOW exactly are you going to drop 950,000 Chick Tracts? Where will you get the funds for all the airplanes nessisary? How will you get proper clearance? and you also know that Stealing trick-or-treators of the street to put them through their own personal hell is a crime in and of itself? The supervisors of the young trick-or-treaters will call the police when they see children being yanked into a house and put through "hell"

God can't save you from a crime like abduction. Testifying something like: "We were only showing the children what will happen if they don't convert" doesn't cut it in reality, pal. By the way, I'm going as a magician, from a Video Game no less. If your kind are in my area and try to take me, do not think for a second I won't retaliate.

Ever heard of tithing? Jesus demands it so that His favorite church (Landover Baptist) can spread God's Word to unsaved scum like you.

You have got to be kidding me. Marketing "christian" candy? Talk about blaspheming! Using things of Scripture to make a profit sounds like the Pharisees selling sacrifices in God's temple. Be careful.

We are giving them away at great cost to ourselves. Keep your filthy hatred to yourself, empty-headed female.

[savinggraceless]

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We are giving them away at great cost to ourselves. Keep your filthy hatred to yourself, empty-headed female.

Someone should slap you. Maybe it would shrink your egotistical head down a bit.

[CrystalMeth98]

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Ever heard of tithing? Jesus demands it so that His favorite church (Landover Baptist) can spread God's Word to unsaved scum like you.

God and Jesus doesn't have a "favorite" Church. The All-Father being the creator of all live on this Earth loves each and every one of us the same (even the Wiccas, Spiritualists, Buddhists ect.) His son Jesus, died for all people's souls. Not just the souls of us Christians. He died a horrible death so all people of all Religions could be free of Sin.
Don't you DARE say that your Church is the favorite. Don't assume that Jesus prefers your group over all else.
What proof do you have that your Church is the favorite, if any?
I would like to know, so please, Pastor tell me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Ah, excuse me, sir? HOW exactly are you going to drop 950,000 Chick Tracts? Where will you get the funds for all the airplanes nessisary? How will you get proper clearance? and you also know that Stealing trick-or-treators of the street to put them through their own personal hell is a crime in and of itself? The supervisors of the young trick-or-treaters will call the police when they see children being yanked into a house and put through "hell"

Who needs force when we can simply invite them into the HellHouse? It's like a haunted house. Have a look at the floor plan here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/hellhouse/thehouse.html

By the way, I'm going as a magician, from a Video Game no less. If your kind are in my area and try to take me, do not think for a second I won't retaliate.

Trick-or-treating is for children. How old are you, little girl? 12?

God and Jesus doesn't have a "favorite" Church. The All-Father being the creator of all live on this Earth loves each and every one of us the same (even the Wiccas, Spiritualists, Buddhists ect.) His son Jesus, died for all people's souls. Not just the souls of us Christians. He died a horrible death so all people of all Religions could be free of Sin.

Could you show us where He says anything of the sort?

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

ONLY Christians.

[SinisterPizza]

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We ordered up a bunch of treats to attach to the Chick Tracts and distribute to the kids this year. It's costing a fortune, so I hope the collection plates will be full this Sunday.

I have to complement you there, because I would actually buy those if I saw them on a shelf for sale somewhere

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have to complement you there, because I would actually buy those if I saw them on a shelf for sale somewhere

Well be sure and come around on Halloween night then. We'll be ready for you.

[SinisterPizza]

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Well be sure and come around on Halloween night then. We'll be ready for you.

And find myself locked up in one of your basements? I don't think so

[Ebenezer Wright]

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And find myself locked up in one of your basements?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[Unfalsifiable]

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i loooove trick or treating! I usually go as a vampyre. Oooooh no, i'm going to hell aren't i??

Seriously trick or treating is just a time for kids (and olders kid like me ) to dress up and have fun. Why do you christians turn EVERYTHING into something bad???

if you gave me a pamphlet on halloween i'd give it back.

Because God does exist, and the Bible is truth, so of course Christians are going to act, because to them it's all true (and rightly so, because it is true).

Although when I say Christians I don't include the wishy washy liberals or any other fakers.

[satan's leper]

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I think I will celebrate the devils birthday with a nice candlelight prayer ritual. To him.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I think I will celebrate the devils birthday with a nice candlelight prayer ritual. To him.

You better be praying that he uses lube when you go to meet him

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'll be passing out this tract!

Sorry, the picture won't post, but you can see it at the link.

Here's some of the Godly text:

Dressing up in costumes, going to fall festivals or ringing neighborhood doorbells is a lot of fun. It is very cool when people are excited to see you and play awesome games with you or give you candy.

You have probably never stopped to think about it, but do you know that heaven is even cooler than this? God tells us in His book, the Bible, that all His children will go to heaven someday, to live forever. And waiting for them there will be God's Son, Jesus.

The Bible also tells us that Jesus will have a great place all ready for each of His children. Not only that, He wants to give us the best rewards, far beyond anything we've ever dreamed of. That's because Jesus really loves kids. But heaven is only for God's children... those who love Jesus. It is an AWESOME place, but only those who have asked Jesus into their hearts will go there. No one else.

How about you? Do you want to be with Jesus in heaven someday? Have you ever told God you were sorry for the times you've been bad and disobeyed Him?