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  • #16
    Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

    Silly TC™s.... didn't you know that we witches can use Christian Baby flavored tofu nowadays?

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    • #17
      Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

      Wiccans do NOT EAT BABIES!!! ARE U PEOPLE INSANE?!?

      FallenMyface and Christian-Goth are the only 2 sensibel people here!!!
      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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      • #18
        Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

        I am convinced that you are a troll sent from Obama to infiltrate and destroy us but we are far too strong in our Lord Jesus Christ to allow such nonsense!
        Goths=Satanists pure and simple. That is why your silly Rede is identical to the Satanic one.
        Now, begone foul heathens. We have a President to appoint.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • #19
          Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

          Originally posted by christain-goth View Post
          Hmm..another thread bashing Wiccans. OK, Wiccans aren't going to eat your children, just because you say so doesn't make it true. Unless you can back it up with evidence that doesn't come from this site or your bible I don't believe you at all.
          Don't lie, you filthy liar! We've caught witches in the act!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Don't lie, you filthy liar! We've caught witches in the act!
            Do you still have that one morbidly obese 14-year-old girl chained up to the furnace in your basement, Pastor?

            I imagine she's back down to a human weight by now!

            Has she accepted CHRIST yet?
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            • #21
              Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

              Originally posted by Fallen Myface View Post
              A wiccan does not harm anyone. "IF IT HARMS NONE do as thou wilt." That is their creed "If it harms none." To harm is to hurt. To hurt is to send out negative energy towards someone.
              So that's how you get around it. "It's alright officer, I'm just eating them, I'm not sending out any negative energy towards them." Pathetic.
              Originally posted by Fallen Myface View Post
              That so-called "truth" comes from your own website. I'd like an objective report from an unbiased, credible source that proves your accusation.
              Credible is liberal code for liberal biased.
              Originally posted by Billybob Sunday View Post
              Pagans love the taste of Christian blood! Joos are also known to prey upon Christian children, especially just before Passover.
              I was going to post about this. A combination of the Joos' expertise on the subject of stealing children, their love for money, and the fact that all wiccans are fat, lazy and incompetent, means that wiccans will often attempt to hire skilled yids to do their child-snatching for them. Thankfully, the aforementioned fatness, laziness and incompetence means that wicker scum can rarely find decent jobs, so most of them can't afford the extortionate sums that your average cradle-robbing Shylock charges.
              Originally posted by Fallen Myface View Post
              Wicca has no good side.
              Fixed.
              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              Silly TC™s.... didn't you know that we witches can use Christian Baby flavored tofu nowadays?
              Did you know that vegetarians are terrorist scum?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                Did you know that vegetarians are terrorist scum?
                Did you know you've told me this a dozen times already? I'm happy with being considered 'terrorist scum', I'd rather be free to do as I wish than be old-fashioned like you lot .

                Everytime you beat up an innocent witch.... someone up in Canada goes back to being vegetarian.

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                • #23
                  Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                  Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                  Did you know you've told me this a dozen times already? I'm happy with being considered 'terrorist scum', I'd rather be free to do as I wish than be old-fashioned like you lot .

                  Everytime you beat up an innocent witch.... someone up in Canada goes back to being vegetarian.
                  ....And digs their sulfur pit deeper in hellfire. Glory!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                    Vegetarians are unintelligent and skinny like Kate Moss on heroin. They are sickly and are constantly getting colds and in some extreme cases of Veganism, some individuals have been documented as simply developing A.I.D.S without actually contracting the disease in the normal fashion I.E gay sex and needle sharing. In some cases it seems that A.I.D.S is the natural result of a vegan diet and the toll it takes on the human immune system.

                    Eat your meat kids, or you'll catch the A.I.D.S like Freddy Mercury and Tom Hanks. (although in their cases I think it was Gods punishment for imitating women and making bad music/movies)
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • #25
                      Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      Vegetarians are unintelligent and skinny like Kate Moss on heroin. They are sickly and are constantly getting colds and in some extreme cases of Veganism, some individuals have been documented as simply developing A.I.D.S without actually contracting the disease in the normal fashion I.E gay sex and needle sharing. In some cases it seems that A.I.D.S is the natural result of a vegan diet and the toll it takes on the human immune system.

                      Eat your meat kids, or you'll catch the A.I.D.S like Freddy Mercury and Tom Hanks. (although in their cases I think it was Gods punishment for imitating women and making bad music/movies)
                      Oh, my... no offense to your charming stereotype, but clearly you've never met a vegetarian in real life before or you'd know how intelligent and gorgeous most of us are. Or, most likely, you have met several vegetarians and vegans, but couldn't distinguish them from a meat eater at all unless they said so.

                      I also don't think it's possible to just develop AIDS without contracting the disease, Marshall... just the theory of that seems completely impossible, since AIDS is caused from the HIV virus, which is something that is transmitted through bodily fluids. So unless these vegans you're talking about have been sticking their lettuce in very dumb places, that's impossible for veganism to cause AIDS, of all things old What have they been teaching in Landover's science classes, anyways? No, wait... I don't even want to know...

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                      • #26
                        Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                        What is your evidence to support your belief that Wiccans and Goths kidnap children all year long? Maybe a shred of proof?

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                        • #27
                          Re: WARNING - WICCANS WANT TO STEAL YOUR BABIES !!!

                          Originally posted by satan's helper View Post
                          What is your evidence to support your belief that Wiccans and Goths kidnap children all year long? Maybe a shred of proof?
                          Sure. Read this excerpt.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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