I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

[Uncle Rutherford]

I know it’s not an issue in Freehold, but the area I live in is overrun by D̶a̶r̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ nigras who for some reason can’t find a job and complain about it. It always leads them to the sinful life since the Nigra is known to be uneducated and violent by nature. Their doomed spawn come around once a year to go trick or treatin’ and I always hand them a job application to the nearest Chik-Fil-A or Hobby Lobby (both Christian enterprises PRAISE WHITE JESUS). I usually print out 200-300 off the internet and find it to be a better use of Halloween than them comin to my house thinking I’m one of their local food banks or somethin’. I wanted to relay this information to people who may live in an area where the sinful unemployed due to the kung flu. You’d be doing God’s and President Trump’s work by proving Biden wrong that the kung flu is ruining the economy and you’d be getting them lazy good for nothing’s unemployment. I will admit it’s mostly futile as the children more often than not throw countless swears at me (no doubt because of them bein from lazy families who live off welfare checks), but if you can help one family each year then I’d say it’s worth it.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

Your heart is in the right place, but HELLoween is a time to focus on spiritual matters, not temporal ones. The souls of colored children, in particular, are at heightened risk of damnation around Devil's Night and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow's Eve. You ought to be handing out Bibles and Chick tracts, and save the job applications for CHRISTmas (or Kwanzaa, or whatever you people call it).

Bathed in His blood,
Dennis Lukes

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

Your heart is in the right place, but HELLoween is a time to focus on spiritual matters, not temporal ones. The souls of colored children, in particular, are at heightened risk of damnation around Devil's Night and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow's Eve. You ought to be handing out Bibles and Chick tracts, and save the job applications for CHRISTmas (or Kwanzaa, or whatever you people call it).

Bathed in His blood,
Dennis Lukes

Oh I am well aware of predicting what will happen. The good for nothins in my community will shrug off my applications and demand me to be a food pantry begging for all of my grape soda and caramel apples. I wouldn’t waste a perfectly good Bible on them bastards as they’d probably think it’s free toilet paper or something.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

Remind your fellow Hamites of 2 Thessalonians 3:10. No treats unless they perform some chores on your property. This is the problem with Negroes, the welfare has spoiled them in defiance of Scripture. Blame the Democrats for the damnation of the vast majority of your people and VOTE REPUBLICAN ON NOVEMBER 3!!!!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

...them (strong language removed) as they’d probably think it’s free toilet paper or something.

Strong language is never welcome.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

My apologies Brother Alvin. A slip of the tongue which must be the Ham in me trying to overtake my Christian values. I will pray for myself tonight and give an extra tithe to Jesus next Sunday. I’m sure my word choice can be overlooked as locker room talk just as how our president has been persecuted wrongly for the same offense.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

My apologies Brother Alvin. A slip of the tongue which must be the Ham in me trying to overtake my Christian values. I will pray for myself tonight and give an extra tithe to Jesus next Sunday. I’m sure my word choice can be overlooked as locker room talk just as how our president has been persecuted wrongly for the same offense.

It was proper of you to respond to the esteemed Brother Alvin first, but I made a post as well, and it is unacceptable for a colored boy to ignore a white man addressing him. Remember Ephesians 6:5.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I’m handing out job applications for Halloween.

It was proper of you to respond to the esteemed Brother Alvin first, but I made a post as well, and it is unacceptable for a colored boy to ignore a white man addressing him. Remember Ephesians 6:5.

I’ll do you one better. I’ll follow your advice. You are a smart intelligent brilliant White Christian man who I hope to learn more from. It is true colored folk have no respect for all the white Christian men have done for them. They are lazy. Some days I wish slavery were still a thing so the lazy good for nothins would contribute to society like I do.