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Due to some preparations for poll watching in Pennsylvania tomorrow, (gotta be sure that my gun is extra clean) I wasn't able to return to Freehold for the Helloween festivities this year, but I want to hear all about it!
So, how many Wiccans did you guys bag in the Landover Witch Hunt this year? How many young Wiccans did you have to throw back into the water because they didn't meet the minimum legal size limit?
And how was the Hell House? Did we save many souls? The new gay COVID room had to have turned a number of sinners toward the Lord.
Finally, how many Chick Tracts did you hand out to the unsaved children who insist on pestering us for candy on Satan's birthday? I love the look on their faces when they realize that you're going to feed their souls rather than their bodies!
So, how many Wiccans did you guys bag in the Landover Witch Hunt this year? How many young Wiccans did you have to throw back into the water because they didn't meet the minimum legal size limit?
And how was the Hell House? Did we save many souls? The new gay COVID room had to have turned a number of sinners toward the Lord.
Finally, how many Chick Tracts did you hand out to the unsaved children who insist on pestering us for candy on Satan's birthday? I love the look on their faces when they realize that you're going to feed their souls rather than their bodies!
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