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  • #31
    Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
    Wiccans don't eat aborted babies.
    That is a lie if ever I heard one.

    Witch, we know your kind run the Aware Woman Center for Choice abortion clinics, where you conduct ritual child sacrifice to your false God Artemis - under the guise of 'abortion'.

    We know your kind encourage poor or poverty-stricken women to kill their unborn children, so you can use more of them in your sick rituals.

    We know that you're using the book 'The Sacrament of Abortion' by Ginnette Paris, a witch from France, as guidelines in carrying out your sacrifices.

    We know you use the aborted babies flesh, bones and bodies in your magic rituals, consuming the flesh to increase your magical powers.

    The facts are undeniable.

    Now, witch, tell us the truth.... how many babies have YOU eaten!

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    • #32
      Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

      Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
      That is a lie if ever I heard one.

      Witch, we know your kind run the Aware Woman Center for Choice abortion clinics, where you conduct ritual child sacrifice to your false God Artemis - under the guise of 'abortion'.

      We know your kind encourage poor or poverty-stricken women to kill their unborn children, so you can use more of them in your sick rituals.

      We know that you're using the book 'The Sacrament of Abortion' by Ginnette Paris, a witch from France, as guidelines in carrying out your sacrifices.

      We know you use the aborted babies flesh, bones and bodies in your magic rituals, consuming the flesh to increase your magical powers.

      The facts are undeniable.

      Now, witch, tell us the truth.... how many babies have YOU eaten!
      Do you honestly expect me to take someone associated with Maranatha Ministries seriously?

      We do not eat babies. We do not eat children. We do not eat adults. We do not eat human beings. How much clearer can i make it.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #33
        Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

        Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
        Nope - just a neighborhood full of genuinely nice people.
        If that's true, explain how you got in.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #34
          Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          If that's true, explain how you got in.

          I told them that LBC hated me and they all agreed that if that was the case, I must be all right.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • #35
            Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

            I suspect that in your fantasy world everyone agrees with everyone else, right?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #36
              Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              I suspect that in your fantasy world everyone agrees with everyone else, right?

              No, but we don't condemn people for having differing political views, and we don't advocate killing people for practicing the religion of their choice.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • #37
                Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                No, but we don't condemn people for having differing political views, and we don't advocate killing people for practicing the religion of their choice.
                Filthy LIAR!! All you DO is spend your time mocking Jesus and condemning us, just because we're normal White True Christian(tm) Republicans. You liberal feminazi thugs just make me SICK! You whine about special rights for everyone under the sun, but when it comes to NORMAL PEOPLE like us, you can't wait to persecute and try and force us to agree with you and your sick, perverted, demonic ways. You aren't fooling ANYONE witch!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                  Sounds like shangri-la, where lollipops grow on trees and the police have nothing to do but help old ladies across the street. There are no potholes, either, are there?

                  Sample response: (We have potholes, but nobody complains about them).
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #39
                    Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                    Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                    No, but we don't condemn people for having differing political views, and we don't advocate killing people for practicing the religion of their choice.
                    I do...

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                    • #40
                      Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                      My dear family at Landover, how I've missed you! I was on a mission trip for the best part of this year in some horrible little territory below the equator made up almost entirely of the negro race. Oh, I tell you it was barely civilised. They did not even recognise a hot, fluffy scone as food. I cooked a batch and they charged into my kitchen like the savages they are to speak my beautiful fresh baked goods then run around screeching in fear.

                      Anyway, I fear I stray from my point. It's nearing Halloween again and this is a very difficult time for me as a widow. I'm so afraid of those wild teenagers and their holigan antics. Some day I just know I'll open my door and find a gun at my temple and a demand to empty my purse. However, after spending time doing the work of the Lord I have a newfound fear...that of the negro race, especially at night. I can't see their sinful forms skulking around my house until they smile with their sharp, pointy white teeth and cackle at my fear. I can't even imagine how my poor old heart will cope with the stress of this fear combined with Halloween, so I need some help from the knowledgable men of Landover on how to best protect my house as a weak and desirable single woman. I've prepared some mouse traps and threaded some barbed wire along the edge of my pansies, but I don't think this will be sufficient. Help!
                      "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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                      • #41
                        Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                        Dearest Widow Anna,

                        I'm sure some of our self-less menfolk wouldn't mind coming over to sit with you on Halloween night to play checkers or read the Bible.

                        Maybe you could make a Bible study out of it, and invite your Godly neighbors and their children over to read the scripture and make popcorn.

                        And of course, don't forget to ask the LORD JESUS into your home on Halloween night, that He may zap any intruders with His glorious light!
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                        • #42
                          Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                          Bob, that sounds like a wonderful suggestion. However, I am truly afraid that having a congregation of Christians in my household on Halloween would make us a greater target to the coloured population. This is without even considering the alluring scent of popcorn wafting over my carefully tended garden beds. Perhaps it would be best just to have one of our strong and generous Landover men to stay the night. I'll even set up the guest room with a little soap and freshly pressed sheets and promise a hearty breakfast in the morning. Any takers?
                          "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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                          • #43
                            Re: SECURING YOUR PROPERTY FROM TRICK OR TREATERS !

                            This whole thread reminds me of that kiddy move 'Monster house'. LOL.
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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