[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

While I did not personally kill any witches this year, I did manage to convert seven of them to True Christianity(tm) after an exhausting weekend at the Freehold Hilton. Just taking these girls one after another, or a few of them at the same time, can be trying. I was spouting so many Bible verses my tongue was sore the next day.

I think it's only fair that that should count for something.

[Levi Jones]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Did anyone capture van Hellthing this year?

Or that other one, what's her name . . . Moonshine?

I did bag two witches who were infiltrating this place. I won't mention their names.

Let's just say, I have a great new trophy hanging on the basement wall.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Did anyone capture van Hellthing this year?

Or that other one, what's her name . . . Moonshine?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

The Jones boys got 54. All the pics were deleted from here, though.

Well, I got da most evil witch of em all, Miz April.
We got her tied up in da basement and waitin on a cold day so we can burn her!

[Levi Jones]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

The Jones boys got 54. All the pics were deleted from here, though.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

My family only got 57. One of the downsides being 40 miles from town. We did get a couple of costumed trickers that came to our door. They are still in the barn, all tied up. Not sure what to do with them.

Last year, when I came to town, we were required to bring all their right ears, or right hands, or genitals as evidence for the tally.

I chose to do the hands. I didn't want to get into their nether regions, who knows what might be lurking down there!

Besides, shellfish are an abomination.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

So, who won the Witch Hunt?

Where are the pics of the final tallies?

My family only got 57. One of the downsides being 40 miles from town. We did get a couple of costumed trickers that came to our door. They are still in the barn, all tied up. Not sure what to do with them.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I love your headscarf. Did your husband buy that for you?

I bet the scarf has handles on it too.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

So, who won the Witch Hunt?

Where are the pics of the final tallies?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Riiiight, cause I just made soooo much tough guy talk, wanna be or otherwise

I love your headscarf. Did your husband buy that for you?

[Levi Jones]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

A witch truck driver. Don't that beat all? How many times have you listened to Gardner on CD all hopped up on meth?

I don't suppose you'll tell me which company you work for, so we can organize a boycott would you, warlock?

[Road Kill gypsy]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

It is wanna be tough guys like you that make me want to scrape the dog crap from my boot and fling it at you. I'll keep an eye out for every time I am walking through a terminal.

Riiiight, cause I just made soooo much tough guy talk, wanna be or otherwise

[James Hutchins]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

Lol, if I was a commie I wouldn't very well have the freedom of religion I have in the US to proclaim my practice of wicca would I? And if the real truck driver you're refering to is that roadwarriorforchrist, I'm pretty sure i covered that............

Look weenie, we've had enough of your BS. I am a trucker, I love the open road. Just me, the white line, my 9mm and Jesus. It is wanna be tough guys like you that make me want to scrape the dog crap from my boot and fling it at you. I'll keep an eye out for every time I am walking through a terminal.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I don't make trouble, I end it

You're such a tough guy!

Is that you, Danner?

[Nobar King]

Re: WITCH HUNT 2009!

I think that just means that they're really lonely.