SAFE and Happy HELL-O-WEEN, Christians!

[SUV]

...and I can tell you how to do both at the very same time: Keep your Firearms in the living room and at the very first sign of something that may be Not Of This World - say, the sight of anything White and fluttery that could be a sheet or costume or might actually be a haint from the Nether Regions (why take chances?) - Lock & Load and Shoot To Kill.

One can never be too Sure in matters regarding your AEmortal Soul

[Nobar King]

Re: SAFE and Happy HELL-O-WEEN, Christians!

Some pure little white child lost his robe today. It must have snagged on a branch. It was easy to find with a big sign pointing to it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: SAFE and Happy HELL-O-WEEN, Christians!

I hope everyone stays safe. Remember, tomorrow is Satan's day.

Don't buy any candy from the store, either! It's probably contaminated!

[SUV]

Re: SAFE and Happy HELL-O-WEEN, Christians!

I hope everyone stays safe. Remember, tomorrow is Satan's day.

We True Christians® especially, Reverend. That is the main thing.

I Believe our area is a bit Safer for the moment, since I at least 'winged' a couple of "ghosts" and a Yoda. (Yoda; imagine it! Too passe'!)

[Robert Hutchins]

Re: SAFE and Happy HELL-O-WEEN, Christians!

Those ghost costumes resemble the uniforms worm by Landover Security. Has that been a problem this past week or so?