[Jo Freddie]

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The Book of Piraticus
9:1 And he shall remember my divine bender in the beginning.
9:2 And remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
9:3 And he shall keep it holy not by praising me, but enjoying himself.
9:4 I‟m not really that conceited.
9:5 Plus the Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. And he shall celebrate many other holidays like International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19), Darwin Day (February 12), the Feast of St John the Blasphemist, Saint of Made-up Holidays (October 1), Halloween (October 31), and Friday.

[BelieverInGod]

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What is gods birthday?

Just wondering because I wish to send him a birthday card

December 25th.

[catcooker]

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What is gods birthday?

Just wondering because I wish to send him a birthday card

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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How can Satan have a birthday if he was made by god?

We were all made by God, and we all have birthdays. Are you retarded?

[catcooker]

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How can Satan have a birthday if he was made by god?

[JeffreyRobertson]

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I'm dressing up as Satan for halloween and I'm going to wreck things around my neighborhood so people can see how bad Satan is.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Eve's usually come before

Yet another problem with women.



Edit: Oh, you meant . . .

Never mind.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Eve's usually come before (think Christmas Eve). Anyway, what does that matter? "All Saints Day" is just a Catholic invention so they could include even more paganism into their already pagan religion.

Thanks for your observation. I was just going to ask Pastor Jones about that point.
By the way, does anyone else notice that these pagan, atheistic types all seem to think backwards?

[BelieverInGod]

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Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?

Eve's usually come before (think Christmas Eve). Anyway, what does that matter? "All Saints Day" is just a Catholic invention so they could include even more paganism into their already pagan religion.

[Levi Jones]

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Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?

No, it's the pagan Samhain that witches consider to be a day of celebration.

Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Celery]

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Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?

[sopro!]

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wats wrong with wiccans or mettalica

[Nobar King]

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Whats wrong with letting kids get free candy?

You didn't read any of the thread, did you?

[paranoidmexican]

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Helloween is a really good power metal band from germany, jus sayin'



Whats wrong with letting kids get free candy? it's not like they're saying "praise Satan" at every door. jeez

[Gabriel Reproba]

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So he was born 1100 years after Christ? Even though Christ referred to Satan by name and even met him in the desert? Even though Satan was mentioned thousands of years before Christ? What about the serpent in Genesis?

Well, said, Reverend! Also, if Satan wasn't born until the 1100's then how could he have created all of those myths that pre-date Jesus?

A FEW examples:

Attis, of Phyrigia, born of the virgin Nana on December 25th, crucified, placed in a tomb and after 3 days, was resurrected.

Krishna, of India, born of the virgin Devaki with a star in the east signaling his coming, performed miracles with his disciples, and upon his death was resurrected

Dionysus of Greece, born of a virgin on December 25th, was a traveling teacher who performed miracles such as turning water into wine

Mithra, of Persia, born of a virgin on December 25th, he had 12 disciples and performed miracles, and upon his death was buried for 3 days and thus

These, and there are MANY MORE of them, were all fairytales that ahd been around for a long time before Jesus ever showed up.

Notice how similar they are to the facts of Jesus's life? Everyone knows that this is because Satan created these myths in an attempt to fool us into thinking that Jesus was just another wanna-be in a series of myths that are so strikingly similar that they all seem to be the same myth just re-invented every hundred years or so. If Satan didn't plant these false myths to try and trick us into ignoring Jesus as "just another loony amongst all the loony noise" then who did?

Ergo, Satan could not have been 'born' in the 1100's. Check and mate.