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  • sopro!
    Confirmed Enemy of God
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    • Dec 2009
    • 6

    #61
    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    wats wrong with wiccans or mettalica

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    • Celery
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      • Jun 2010
      • 5

      #62
      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

      Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?

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      • Levi Jones
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        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #63
        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

        Originally posted by Celery View Post
        Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?
        No, it's the pagan Samhain that witches consider to be a day of celebration.

        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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        • BelieverInGod
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          • Feb 2010
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          #64
          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

          Originally posted by Celery View Post
          Isn't the day after "All Staints Day" All Hallow's(holy's) eve?
          Eve's usually come before (think Christmas Eve). Anyway, what does that matter? "All Saints Day" is just a Catholic invention so they could include even more paganism into their already pagan religion.
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          • MitzaLizalor
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14388

            #65
            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Eve's usually come before (think Christmas Eve). Anyway, what does that matter? "All Saints Day" is just a Catholic invention so they could include even more paganism into their already pagan religion.
            Thanks for your observation. I was just going to ask Pastor Jones about that point.
            By the way, does anyone else notice that these pagan, atheistic types all seem to think backwards?

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
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              • May 2008
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              #66
              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Eve's usually come before
              Yet another problem with women.



              Edit: Oh, you meant . . .

              Never mind.
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              • JeffreyRobertson
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                • Oct 2010
                • 9

                #67
                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                I'm dressing up as Satan for halloween and I'm going to wreck things around my neighborhood so people can see how bad Satan is.

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                • catcooker
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 15

                  #68
                  Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                  How can Satan have a birthday if he was made by god?

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #69
                    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                    Originally posted by catcooker View Post
                    How can Satan have a birthday if he was made by god?
                    We were all made by God, and we all have birthdays. Are you retarded?
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                    • catcooker
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 15

                      #70
                      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                      What is gods birthday?

                      Just wondering because I wish to send him a birthday card

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                      • BelieverInGod
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                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #71
                        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                        Originally posted by catcooker View Post
                        What is gods birthday?

                        Just wondering because I wish to send him a birthday card
                        December 25th.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
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                          #72
                          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                          The Book of Piraticus
                          9:1 And he shall remember my divine bender in the beginning.
                          9:2 And remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
                          9:3 And he shall keep it holy not by praising me, but enjoying himself.
                          9:4 I‟m not really that conceited.
                          9:5 Plus the Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. And he shall celebrate many other holidays like International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19), Darwin Day (February 12), the Feast of St John the Blasphemist, Saint of Made-up Holidays (October 1), Halloween (October 31), and Friday.
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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
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                            #73
                            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            9:5 Plus the Sabbath was made for man, and not man for the Sabbath. And he shall celebrate many other holidays like International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19), Darwin Day (February 12), the Feast of St John the Blasphemist, Saint of Made-up Holidays (October 1), Halloween (October 31), and Friday.
                            But it has nothing to do with Satan, nope not one bit.
                            Drama queen

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14388

                              #74
                              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                              Originally posted by catcooker View Post
                              What is gods birthday?

                              Just wondering because I wish to send him a birthday card
                              which calendar are you using?

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                              • MitzaLizalor
                                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 14388

                                #75
                                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie
                                … … extract from made-up book … …
                                9:2 And remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
                                9:3 And he shall keep it holy not by praising me, but enjoying himself.
                                etc.
                                How can he enjoy himself without praising his creator

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