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  • Poetic Peter
    Christian Poet Emeritus
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2006
    • 1696

    #1

    GUTS!

    one more reason to retch

  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966

    #2
    Re: GUTS!

    That was beautiful. Thanks for reminding me to blow the candles out of my God - carved pumpkin heads burning on my deck.

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: GUTS!

      OK, that was harmless, but did you notice how the pulp and seeds went flying before the lid of the pumpkin was cut out? That stuff doesn't come out until you remove the lid. -2 stars for inaccuracy.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #4
        Re: GUTS!

        Hmmmph! These obviously weren't True Christian™ pumpkins, they were just your garden variety hang-around heathens, and they got what they deserved!
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Poetic Peter
          Christian Poet Emeritus
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2006
          • 1696

          #5
          Re: GUTS!

          Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
          Hmmmph! These obviously weren't True Christian™ pumpkins,
          they were just your garden variety hang-around heathens, and they got what they deserved!
          You said it, Sister




          The Homer Gourd Got Its Due


          It's all over now since she took out my heart.
          I know now that she doesn't care.

          My friends used to say that she'd squash me some day;
          that she never plays on the square.

          But I trusted her--what else could I do?
          So I handed her my heart.

          It's all over now since she gutted my heart.
          I'll never pump Ken again.

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