LOCK YOUR CHILDREN UP: A Typical Halloween for a Goth

[Kris M]

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I think you are right Reverand. Since we see no rebuttals from any goths this has to be the TRUTH about Gottheists. It is FACT that Goths push drugs on upon small children during their Halloween dungeons and dragons game.

So let me get this straight: if a goth comes in and denies these allegations, they're lying. But if no goth even bothers to reply, then it means these allegations are true.
I'm sorry, but I don't see the logic in this.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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As a concerned grandparent and Christian Conservative who has never in his 66 years on this earth witnessed anything even remotely similar to what is being described in this topic I have only one question: What can our law enforcement and government do to stop this very real threat?

Mr. O' Hanley, the Obamunistas clearly aren't concerned about little Christian children being eaten by Goths, they see it as one less informed voter in 10 or so years.

Apparently, we need to look towards Mother Russia for advice in how to handle these situations

How's that for irony?

[Wash O'Hanley]

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As a concerned grandparent and Christian Conservative who has never in his 66 years on this earth witnessed anything even remotely similar to what is being described in this topic I have only one question: What can our law enforcement and government do to stop this very real threat?

[Brother Temperance]

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Thank you for this valuable and fact-filled insight into the lustful, wanton sex orgies practised by Dungeons & Dragons players. I knew they had to be up to something.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Lydia, I'm so glad you left that horrible Goth cult and came to tell us the Truth about Gothism!

No doubt their "true believers" will come to condemn you as an apostate and say you're lying to make them look bad, the way witches fingered others during the Salem Witch Trials in order to reduce their own punishment.

We all know that's silly, because begging Jesus for forgiveness doesn't require transferring punishment to others!

I think you are right Reverand. Since we see no rebuttals from any goths this has to be the TRUTH about Gottheists. It is FACT that Goths push drugs on upon small children during their Halloween dungeons and dragons game.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Lydia, I'm so glad you left that horrible Goth cult and came to tell us the Truth about Gothism!

No doubt their "true believers" will come to condemn you as an apostate and say you're lying to make them look bad, the way witches fingered others during the Salem Witch Trials in order to reduce their own punishment.

We all know that's silly, because begging Jesus for forgiveness doesn't require transferring punishment to others!

[John Creeser]

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Truly shocked - I mean I've been aware of this subculture for some time but had no real idea just how sick these people are. And The Cure? *shudder* Lead singer is still wearing make up showing just how proud he is to be a homer.

I see God smited Peter Steele of Type O Negative not long ago - one less goth, I will pray for more.

Glad you've turned your back on eating little childrens hearts, fornicating and the rest of that "behavior" - you'll be in my prayers.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Friends, with Satan's birthday coming up, we should all be aware of the increase in Satanic activity that causes. While I am sure that no True Christians™ will be letting their children partake of this wicked day's festivities, my message is to anyone who think it is alright to let their children go begging at stranger's houses. As an ex-goth, I am going to walk you through a typical Halloween through their point of view. Now, this will unfortunately be unavoidably graphic, so any women or children reading this may want close their browsers. For the rest of you, remember, I tell you this not to sicken or horrify you, but to better help you understand the dangers of this day.

Now, your typical goth will wake up rather early on Halloween (or Samhain, as they call it), probably around 2 pm, as she will have a lot of work to do before children start arriving at her house. She will start her day off by enjoying a breakfast of strange herbs and illegal drugs, then "m"ing while cursing the name of Jesus. She will then get dressed in her typical, every-day attire (as it should be enough to trick any unsuspecting children into thinking she is wearing a costume) and call her gothic friends to join her at her house. She will then get out the animal blood she has been saving from a ritualistic sacrifice and paint pentagrams on the floor. Then she will prepare the Helloween candy she will be giving out.


A photo of the candy children should expect to receive from a goth's house

By now, her gothic friends should have started to arrive. They will probably have some time before trick-or-treaters start arriving, so they will spend it by summoning demons, playing Dungeons and Dragons and doing perverted sex acts with each other. However, when the children start to arrive, the real horrors begin. When a child asks for some candy, the goth will ask the child to swear their eternal soul over to the service of Satan. All who agree will get a Snickers bar. All who refuse will get abducted and tied up. Again, while waiting for more children to arrive, the goths will go back to their demon summoning, perverted sex acts, and Dungeons and Dragons.

This will go on until it gets to be a little bit later, and the older children and teenagers will start to arrive. The goths will still be handing out candy to people who swear fealty to Satan, but they will also throw in some homosexual acts to "sweeten the deal" as it were. But the goths will not abduct the larger teenagers who refuse to sell their immortal soul for a candy bar, as they are generally weak and malaise-ridden individuals. Instead, they will just give act like they were joking and give them some specially injected drug candy.

Once people stop showing up at her house, the real fun begins. The goths will have something called a "LAN" party and play a video game called Doom (this being the official goth game) while listening to vile bands like The Cure. They will then have a wild sex orgy, which culminates in the sacrifice of all the good Christian children they abducted that night. They will then eat the hearts, which they will surely have garnished with a fine glaze of illegal drugs, and spend the rest of the night winding down with some more demon summoning, D&D and perverted sex acts. Once her goth friends leave, our typical goth will probably have a few more drugs, "m" again while blaspheming the Lord, and go to sleep with the vile satisfaction of more souls tainted with her evil.

Now, let me remind you that though the above post was surely horrifying, I hope it has served its purpose in convincing you to keep your children locked on Halloween night. If your child inadvertently asks for candy at a goth's house, these things WILL happen.

Praise Glory I have found the Bible and will be spending MY Halloween reading scripture.