[TheHappySinner]

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I was at the Christ on a Cross Mall in Leviticus Landing today shopping for sensible shoes for the surprise Baptism/Exorcism.

I decided to stop at the Cinnabun in the Food Court for a nice treat and some coffee. When lo and behold, an entire 1st grade class from some HELL-bound secular school comes parading in all dressed up in demonic Halloween costumes! Ghost, witches, goblins, mummies, Dora the Explorer, you name it. I was frightened and enraged at the same time.

I whipped out my mace and sprayed all 15 of them in the face and shouted at them that the demons in them BEGONE in the name of JESUS and that JESUS was ashamed of them for what they were doing and that they would ALL GO TO HELL!!

I managed to smack a few with my book bag (that had my over-sized, leather-bound KJV1611 Bible in it) before a few of the teachers and some idiot Mall cop tackled me. As they were hauling me off I laughed at the little demons as they moaned in agony and cried. I shouted at them that the pain is just a taste of what HELL will be like if they continue their HELL-bound, Satan worshiping ways.

My Joo lawyer told me I knocked one little girl unconscious and dislocated some other little boy's shoulder. I guess he was the one dressed up as Indiana Jones, whoever that is.

Brothers and Sisters. I will need your prayers at this time that all the parents of these demonized children will not press charges against me. I was only doing what GOD told me to do.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I shed a tear for those kids, poor things.

Why would you basically assault kids & act like a psychophant? Did you expect something different?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I shed a tear for those kids, poor things.

Why would you basically assault kids & act like a psychophant? Did you expect something different?

Did you bother to read the rest of the thread?

The children were knowingly breaking the law and attempting to force Satanism into an exclusively Christian community. They should have been arrested and publicly flogged; they got off lightly.

And "psychophant" isn't even a word. Did you mean sycophant? I'm not sure how that would be relevant:

sycophant (ˈsɪkəfənt) — n a person who uses flattery to win favour from individuals wielding influence; toady

[TheHappySinner]

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Did you bother to read the rest of the thread?

The children were knowingly breaking the law and attempting to force Satanism into an exclusively Christian community. They should have been arrested and publicly flogged; they got off lightly.

And "psychophant" isn't even a word. Did you mean sycophant? I'm not sure how that would be relevant:

sycophant (ˈsɪkəfənt) — n a person who uses flattery to win favour from individuals wielding influence; toady

Psychophant is another word for "Psychopath" if you had any intelligence beyond the bible verses. It's technically not a word, but it is widely used & nobody really cares if I use it.

The USA is a Secularly founded democracy that favours no religion. The very suggestion of "Flogging" is TERRIBLE! How dare you threaten children with these things you sick freak! I don't give a damn if they were "Anti-christian" that's their right! you guys are such RETARDS!

I can't believe people like you still exist! Hopefully god isn't a total failure & rewards Justice & kindness over abuse in the name of faith! Jesus!

See the true path!

[Levi Jones]

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Psychophant is another word for "Psychopath" if you had any intelligence beyond the bible verses. It's technically not a word, but it is widely used & nobody really cares if I use it.

The USA is a Secularly founded democracy that favours no religion. The very suggestion of "Flogging" is TERRIBLE! How dare you threaten children with these things you sick freak! I don't give a damn if they were "Anti-christian" that's their right! you guys are such RETARDS!

I can't believe people like you still exist! Hopefully god isn't a total failure & rewards Justice & kindness over abuse in the name of faith! Jesus!

See the true path!

If Jesus doesn't believe in flogging, then why does He tell a parable in which the slave is flogged by his master?
Luke 12:47-48 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.

[TheHappySinner]

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If Jesus doesn't believe in flogging, then why does He tell a parable in which the slave is flogged by his master?
Luke 12:47-48 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
But he that knew not, and did commit things worthy of stripes, shall be beaten with few stripes. For unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall be much required: and to whom men have committed much, of him they will ask the more.

I don't care what Jesus said, Flogging or hurting anyone for innocuous reasons like this is totally unacceptable, don't justify abuse behind belief.

Try harder.

[Levi Jones]

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I don't care what Jesus said, Flogging or hurting anyone for innocuous reasons like this is totally unacceptable, don't justify abuse behind belief.

Try harder.

You are aware you are on a Christian forum right?

Weren't you just saying that you believe Jesus went around teaching tolerance and peace?

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

You are in sore need of a Bible lesson, young lady.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Psychophant is another word for "Psychopath" if you had any intelligence beyond the bible verses. It's technically not a word, but it is widely used & nobody really cares if I use it.

Really? Show it to me in a dictionary. You could even try "the Unword Dictionary", or "The Urban Dictionary", both of which define "psychophant" as:

1. (n.) One who attempts to curry favor by flattering influential people, but does so to a psychotic, often violent degree.

Or you could simply admit to being wrong. It's OK to be wrong once in a while.

The USA is a Secularly founded democracy that favours no religion.

And Freehold is a town wholly owned by Landover Baptist Church, in which God's Law is enforced. Your point?

Oh, and try getting elected to any high office without being an avowed Christian in the United States and see how far that "favoring no religion" gets you.

The very suggestion of "Flogging" is TERRIBLE! How dare you threaten children with these things you sick freak! I don't give a damn if they were "Anti-christian" that's their right! you guys are such RETARDS!

It's not their right to break the law. Nobody is threatening anything. That is the punishment for breaking the law in Freehold. Don't like it? Don't break the law!

I can't believe people like you still exist! Hopefully god isn't a total failure & rewards Justice & kindness over abuse in the name of faith! Jesus!

See the true path!

We do. It's in the Bible. Maybe you should try reading it before telling us what God wants.

Thought you said you were an atheist. Guess you lied about that, too!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't care what Jesus said, Flogging or hurting anyone for innocuous reasons like this is totally unacceptable, don't justify abuse behind belief.

Try harder.

The law is the law.

These children knew the law before they secretly smuggled their costumes into Freehold and changed into them in their sick attempt to "integrate" a Christian town with Satanism. They knew full well what the sentence for their actions would be.

[James Hutchins]

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Poor innocent BTB was minding her own business when:
Children who had no right to be in Freehold as they are not residents or guests of residents trespassed.
Same children broke municipal law 124:52:7 Illegal wearing of clothing that Mocks Jesus
Same children then accosted sister BTB. As just a female, she is incapable of properly defending herself from any menace. Being perhaps the most comely member of the Church, demented God mockers often attack her. She has a permit for the mace and the stun gun.
Those children (really minions of Satan) were the responsibility of an adult lawbreaker. I plan to start a civil suit on behalf of sister BTB, and the entire Freehold populace. I am going to take ever cent those children's parents have and 20% of every penny those rotten kids earn during their lifetimes, starting now with their allowances. The funds will go to increasing undercover officers and to help the Church.

[TheHappySinner]

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You are aware you are on a Christian forum right?

Weren't you just saying that you believe Jesus went around teaching tolerance and peace?

Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

You are in sore need of a Bible lesson, young lady.

He preached peace, but there are several hiccups like you mentioned. And just because it's christian doesn't justify bigotry. You don't judge based on mishaps but on the deeds, unless the mishaps are inexcusable.


@Rev Rodimer

Um okay? I've seen Richard dawkins, Sam Harris, Matt Dillahunty, and many others use it in the same way I did. If i'm wrong I really don't care, but okay, perhaps I misused it? I'm glad you said "It's okay to be wrong once in a while", it made me smile than even people like you guys still have hope.

Freehold is controlled by the Church? sorry i didn't know, but it is still no excuse for breaking several amendments of the United States of America.

Yeah, it doesn't really work out like that in the USA I know, it's the principle I stand for though. At least Europe is more enlightened & less biased, hopefully the USA will become like them in 100 or so years.

"Freehold".......... am I the only one who thinks the naming convention is ironic? You guys have religious laws wich are very much so against the freedom of speech & tolerance espoused in the west. Your laws sound an awful lot like the Sharia laws in the middle east. In other words corrupt & villainous.

"See the path" isn't a religous monopoly, read a book sometime. I meant the the way you guys look towards the light at the end of the tunnel, but never look down to "See the true path" of Peace & civility.


And finally, I have read the Bible, King James & your version (eh), It's pretty much a manual on how to mistreat others that disagree with you on pointless topics.

Got slaves? if they're Isrealis, free em' after 7 years, not god's chosen people? Do whatever!

See that gay? Stone him!

See these rediculous sexual laws? Practise them!

See my very poorly thought out 10 main commandments? Worship them!(Metaphorically of course, Idolotry is a sin you silly boy!)

Like all my genocidal stories? Teach them!

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[TheHappySinner]

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The law is the law.

These children knew the law before they secretly smuggled their costumes into Freehold and changed into them in their sick attempt to "integrate" a Christian town with Satanism. They knew full well what the sentence for their actions would be.

An unjust law is a law that must be broken.

I may come down to freehold sometime & cause a little "Disturbance".

I'm sure my gay friends, liberal friends, Black friends & otherwise "Unchristian" friends would LOVE to pay you a visit! Boy! we could laugh! Share an illegal beer! Share our terribly villainous stories with you! It would be quite the day!

I'll use Mapquest to see how I can get here! Sounds like a blast!

[James Hutchins]

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Sure thing, come on down, "do some time" in Freehold.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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If these homers come to Freehold and I see them I will stone them as the Bible commands me to.

Leviticus 20:13


"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."


The homers always act so brave until the the stones start flying. Then they all cry like the sissies they are.

C'mon down sissy boys. They don't call me Thumper for nothin'.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Not wanting to disrupt this thread but I would like to show fluffy bunny Christians why the use of the one true Bible the KJV is so important.

Psychophant is another word for "Psychopath" if you had any intelligence beyond the bible verses. It's technically not a word, but it is widely used & nobody really cares if I use it.

Here is a person who has decided to make up a word and when caught out at being wrong defends themselves by stating it is a ''new'' useage and means.....whatever they want it to.Their defense, ''everybody is using it and I should too''. Now if this person were ''updating'' the Bible, to be closer to modern speech, and applied the same principal as above, eventually a word closer to a toadie is translated maniac.This would significantly change the meaning of the statement as it was first meant.

[TheHappySinner]

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Not wanting to disrupt this thread but I would like to show fluffy bunny Christians why the use of the one true Bible the KJV is so important.

Here is a person who has decided to make up a word and when caught out at being wrong defends themselves by stating it is a ''new'' useage and means.....whatever they want it to.Their defense, ''everybody is using it and I should too''. Now if this person were ''updating'' the Bible, to be closer to modern speech, and applied the same principal as above, eventually a word closer to a toadie is translated maniac.This would significantly change the meaning of the statement as it was first meant.

But yeah, about what you said, that is why the bible is unreliable, because people like me "Make up words" and place them in the same category/meaning. And I accepted that I could be wrong, but now I don't care!