[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

It wouldn’t be fair if I wouldn’t get some extra bonus points for ears of this bitch witch :

She's really green? I thought that was our TV set back then.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Is that witch also a muslim?

Witch, Musilm, Socialist or Atheist, they are all the same - they all are worshiping Satan.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Is that witch also a muslim?

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I got one, I got one!!!

Sorry for exuding pride but I think I got my first witch. This one was doing door to door looking for 'donations' i,e Souls. She said she was collectiong for the orpahanage, so I don't know if she wanted money or if she was looking for little souls to take with her to abuse.

As soon as I saw her step foot on my land I got my trustee German Shepherd and set him on her. He has been trained not to kill unless, well you know, anyway he had her in a vice like grip so I got her and put a sack over her head and strung her up in the barn. I have a picture of the vile creature below, so those of a nervous disposition avert your gaze, but she looks uncannily like that bride of satan mother theresa.

Notice the deep set eyes, haggard appearance and demonic mary chains around her neck and hands. Pure witch material!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are explosives going to be allowed this year?

Little is funnier that seeing a witch take the bait of a a little niglett ankle chained to a post that was swaged into the ground.
The look on the witches face when she realizes a bomb is there and the count down clock shows three seconds. Really quite priceless.

Attached to tame muslims? Only seems fair letting them participate in a way they are familiar with.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Are explosives going to be allowed this year?

Little is funnier that seeing a witch take the bait of a a little niglett ankle chained to a post that was swaged into the ground.
The look on the witches face when she realizes a bomb is there and the count down clock shows three seconds. Really quite priceless.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Did Dick Cheney contact anybody for a visitors pass again this year? I saw him on television recently and he is walking around with a mechanical heart, walking around is kind of stretching it I guess. I know it is positive press to have him join us but what with this external heart pump and his past history of shooting his hunting partner in the face.... okay the bottom line is this, I really do not want to buddy up with him this year, do you realize how hard it is to get a decent shot off while pushing a wheelchair?

[Bob4God]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

3. Does Freehold have a gun store?

Yes. I am the owner and proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS.

Perhaps one day when you're a True Christian, you can come to Freehold and look at my guns.

As for hunting this year, I am offering a huge supply of brand new items I just received in time for Halloween.

Thermal vision goggles, laser-sighted sniper rifles, tear gas, fin-stabilized buckshot ammo for knocking witches right out of the sky... you name it, we got it this year.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I would like to tell you all that i am coming to the witch hunt this year, i have been granted a visa to the USA for this trip. I just have a couple of questions:

1. Is it allowed to hunt with harpoon? I have a special designed harpoon gun with harpoons that lits the target on fire, and one harpoon gun that makes the targets simply blow up, i made these for my whale hunting as they dont allow real guns here because Denmark is occupying us. If its not allowed to hunt with harpoon i might just buy a gun or two when i arrive, as America is the guns home country!

2. Is witch-clubbing allowed?

3. Does Freehold have a gun store?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Just wait, they're almost in Rut now. I've got my blind ready and it's going to be a record one day total. If we go by poundage, then it'll be an amazing tally. Some of the footprints on their trails are pretty deep. I bet there's at least 2 over 300 in each coven!

Whoa! It seems you’re up to a great catch, brother; usually there aren’t more than 13 creatures per coven. Have you read Kramer’s Malleus Maleficarum already? It sure offers some great advices.

May God bless you in your righteous endeavor!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Pfff... I was hunting and being haunted by bitches witches all over the world; Eastern and Central European, African, Ornamental ones, just name it. I even stuffed some of the best specimens. You should’ve seen my collection.

YiC, DUH

Just wait, they're almost in Rut now. I've got my blind ready and it's going to be a record one day total. If we go by poundage, then it'll be an amazing tally. Some of the footprints on their trails are pretty deep. I bet there's at least 2 over 300 in each coven!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

You guys have no chance. I have hunted witches all over the world. Ever hunted Eastern European witches in the mountains? African witch safari?
No, I didn't think so...

Pfff... I was hunting and being haunted by bitches witches all over the world; Eastern and Central European, African, Ornamental ones, just name it. I even stuffed some of the best specimens. You should’ve seen my collection.

YiC, DUH

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Cat fur makes a nice hat, goats are good eating and toads... well how hard is it to stomp a toad?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

What do we do with familiars? I have a garage full of cats, a box of toads and a very angry billy goat that I don't know what to do with.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

You guys have no chance. I have hunted witches all over the world. Ever hunted Eastern European witches in the mountains? African witch safari?
No, I didn't think so.
I've been tracking two covens and I know they're about to meet up. I should bag a couple dozen. Judging by the tracks and sign, at least two of them will be nice to mount.