[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

This 15 year old was outed as a witch by her local Pastor in Nigeria. So what is a mother to do? Mother of 15 year old Mary sawed the top of her skull open and doused her with caustic soda. The girl lived, only proving the Pastor correct!

Accused child witches Jane, left, and Mary, right, stand with other children accused of witchcraft at the Children's Rights and Rehabilitation Network in Eket, Nigeria, on Aug. 18, 2009. Jane's mother tried to saw off the top of her skull after a pastor denounced her and Mary, 15, is just beginning to think about boys and how they will look at the scar tissue on her face caused when her mother doused her in caustic soda.

"It is an outrage what they are allowing to take place in the name of Christianity," said Gary Foxcroft, head of nonprofit Stepping Stones Nigeria.

This just proves that when your Pastor tells you something you should definitely listen to what he says and act accordingly.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Who else is missing the good old days when witch hunt was a nationwide and generally accepted activity? This will be America one day when the Godly Republicans win, and i look forward to it

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

You use a knife? What's wrong with jumping out of a tree and strangling one?

For goodness sake! Real men pick them up and bash them against the tree.

[eliot mayfield]

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Very ingenious use of recycling there. Much better than building bombs and landmines. I just don't see the sport in those. It is almost like shooting a deer with a high powered rifle with scope which is not nearly as sporting as running down the deer with a Bowie knife. Rifles are for couch potatoes.

You use a knife? What's wrong with jumping out of a tree and strangling one?

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

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I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

I read a treastise from a 17th Century witch pricker from Edinburgh Scotland and he instructed them to be separated from their familiar and they lose their will to escape. That and hobble their legs just at the knees has always worked for me. Notice the recycling, that was originally a 3 holer outhouse that I tore down years ago. You save something and eventually a need will arise for it.

Very ingenious use of recycling there. Much better than building bombs and landmines. I just don't see the sport in those. It is almost like shooting a deer with a high powered rifle with scope which is not nearly as sporting as running down the deer with a Bowie knife. Rifles are for couch potatoes.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

I read a treastise from a 17th Century witch pricker from Edinburgh Scotland and he instructed them to be separated from their familiar and they lose their will to escape. That and hobble their legs just at the knees has always worked for me. Notice the recycling, that was originally a 3 holer outhouse that I tore down years ago. You save something and eventually a need will arise for it.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Before the season opens I always set up my stand and attempt to photograph likely coven meetings, kind of getting aquainted with them every year. You have to remember that satan and his minions have no issues with changing the looks of things, I don't believe they have any sense of history.
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These are 3 witches I bagged last night just at sunset. As you can see I like to trap them not just go for the quick shot. Anybody got suggestions for this mini coven? I got them stowed away waiting for a bonfire.

I don't see any chains on them. You better be careful or they might just roll away board and all. They are as round as they are tall and their heads look awfully big. Are you sure they are not hiding something under those bonnets?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Before the season opens I always set up my stand and attempt to photograph likely coven meetings, kind of getting aquainted with them every year. You have to remember that satan and his minions have no issues with changing the looks of things, I don't believe they have any sense of history.
In one picture you will see a vacationing witch using her broom in another you note why they don't vacation at the normal resorts, they can not immerse themselves in the water.




These are 3 witches I bagged last night just at sunset. As you can see I like to trap them not just go for the quick shot. Anybody got suggestions for this mini coven? I got them stowed away waiting for a bonfire.

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I almost had one. What's up with those brooms? Why didn't anyone tell me that witches really can fly?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

jack pot! I tracked the two covens, and they crossed tracks with a third coven! That's going to be 36 at once, when the rut peaks and they all meet up!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Please, be absolutely sure of your targets my friends. I don't want to go into specifics, but let's just say some of the "emo" girls around here can be...confusing.

Confusing? If it is a woman and she is in the woods she must be a witch. Why else would a women be in the woods?

Men who dress or behave like women are witches too by the way. Got two of those doing unspeakable things behind a tree yesterday. They are burning in Hell now.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Please, be absolutely sure of your targets my friends. I don't want to go into specifics, but let's just say some of the "emo" girls around here can be...confusing.

What are they thinking? It's not like I wear a panda suit in the woods, c'mon! Be a little considerate already.



YiC,

Zech
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[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

Y'all up in Freehold are lucky. Our witch-hunting season doesn't start until tomorrow morning. Bow season started two weeks ago, but I got so much joint pain now I can't draw a bow anymore.

I'll be out there early in the morning tomorrow. I'll see if I can't catch up to some of you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

I have to admit to being a it disappointed here. My new minefield, thanks again for the mines Bob4God, blew over 100 witches to pieces and I have the video footage to prove it. Yet they don't count for the competition because there is nothing left after these explosions. I really think the rules should be changed to allow the use of more powerful weapons against these witches! We are, after all, doing God's work here.

Exodus 22:18 "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

[Bible Student]

Re: 2011 Witch Hunt!

What do we do with familiars? I have a garage full of cats, a box of toads and a very angry billy goat that I don't know what to do with.

I understand cat eyes are very good for playing marbles and a cat's paw makes a very handy nail puller. I understand that some restaurants serve toad legs as a delicacy. You can use the goat to make feta cheese and they are fine eating. I think this year is going to be a very good one for you financially.