2011 Witch Hunt!

[WWJDnow]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

I killed 2 witches with my Hummer just on my way to the hunting grounds already! I am sure like every year I will be the best non-Pastor in this competition.

No doubt about it, you are the best witch sniffer at Landover.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

There was some question about coven baiting for them last year, has that been resolved? I lost 3 due to disqualification and I really don't want that to happen again.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

It wouldn’t be fair if I wouldn’t get some extra bonus points for ears of this bitch witch :

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2011 Wtich Hunt!

I killed 2 witches with my Hummer just on my way to the hunting grounds already! I am sure like every year I will be the best non-Pastor in this competition.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Guess what TIME it is!

Yes, Folks it's that time of year again!

I'm sure you all remember the rules, but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $4.25. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.

Winners will receive the coveted 2011 Witch Hunt Award, dinner for 4 at the Olive Garden, a gun of his/her choice from Bob4God's Gun World and a leather bound, over-sized KJV1611 Bible.

Now get out there and get us some witches!

Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!

Post your results here!!!