What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Not everyone can make it to Freehold for the Witch Hunt. How do you folks like to celebrate Satan's Birthday? If you're going to the Witch Hunt this year, how would you celebrate if you couldn't attend?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

I still go to the store to pray over the candy. It's an easy thing anyone can do!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

What, nobody has a favorite way to celebrate/foil Halloween other than the Witch Hunt?

What about before and after the Witch Hunt?

[James Hutchins]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Well, the Witch hunt is really more for the kids. It is not much of a challenge for me to site on my porch with my sniper rifle and just pick them off. It is more fun for me to watch the little ones, theirs eyes aglow with the Love of Jesus.
(I bet no one can guess who this handsome young man is!)

I always laugh when the three year olds pack their little packs with ammo then cannot lift it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Well, the Witch hunt is really more for the kids. It is not much of a challenge for me to site on my porch with my sniper rifle and just pick them off. It is more fun for me to watch the little ones, theirs eyes aglow with the Love of Jesus. (I bet no one can guess who this handsome young man is!)

I always laugh when the three year olds pack their little packs with ammo then cannot lift it.

Brother, don't you remember the glory days of the Witch Hunt? Back when Rachael van Hellsing and her coven haunted the woods, and the hunt was a life-and-death struggle against wily woodswomen, who set up booby traps and made weapons?

I still have a scar in my leg from one of their arrows. The arrowhead is proudly displayed on my mantel, alongside a certain other trophy.

These days, with the "stocked fishpond" filled with obese Wiccans who've never been outside a city . . . the carnival games, like "Whack-a-Wiccan" and "Witch Dunking" . . . I agree, it's not challenging anymore. It's just like the old saying goes, you don't know what you've got until you've executed it in obedience to God's Unchanging Laws.

What could we do to spice the Witch Hunt up a bit? Or Halloween in general? Maybe it's time for a new event for adults.

[James Hutchins]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

I do remember the early days. No automatic weapons. A lot of Mano-Witch hand to hand battles with only my wits and God's KJV.
I suppose we have all gotten a little fat and lazy. Ever since that organized band of portugese gypsy withes made off with the Cartlon kids, it has caused us all to be careful, perhaps so careful as to detract from the true spirt of this impending holiday. Something to think and reflect about.

I'd like to suggest triple points for a manual kill and turning in a still beating witch heart.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

I'd like to suggest triple points for a manual kill and turning in a still beating witch heart.

Sounds like a good start!

Are there any places in the world where we can hunt witches, where there are undomesticated witches? Uganda, maybe?

[Wuffles]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Erm.....I can't really tell if you are joking about some of this or not I mean you really gave three year olds guns and ammo? That seems like a recipe for disaster.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Are you implying Brother Hutchins is irresponsible with teaching his young children how to handle a loaded gun? Why, Brother Hutchens has successfully raised more children than you have in your entire extended family, and there has never been a single report of a wrongful death.

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

I prefer to tie up my corset and other new delicacies and go to the nearest goth club

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

I prefer to tie up my corset and other new delicacies and go to the nearest goth club

How is that different from any other night?

And how does that fulfill your religion's requirements to sacrifice Christian babies to Satan?

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

How is that different from any other night?

And how does that fulfill your religion's requirements to sacrifice Christian babies to Satan?

What's different is the new clothes and makeup

Why would I sacrifice Christian babies especially to a cloth? If I sacrificed babies it wouldn't matter the religion, skin colour or sex. Reality is the only thing I would sacrifice is the popular girls at my school.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

What's different is the new clothes and makeup

Why would I sacrifice Christian babies especially to a cloth?

I said "Satan", not "satin".

Lern 2 spel.

[Wuffles]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Are you implying Brother Hutchins is irresponsible with teaching his young children how to handle a loaded gun? Why, Brother Hutchens has successfully raised more children than you have in your entire extended family, and there has never been a single report of a wrongful death.

Unless he fathered over thirty children I will have to call that statement false. And I did not question if he taught them I was just asking if he was joking. Because I mean even if they are taught they are only three and three year old kids sometimes do silly or stupid things. And as for the reporting deaths.......I will just leave that unsaid.

[Little Donkey]

Re: What's your favorite way to celebrate Halloween?

Unless he fathered over thirty children I will have to call that statement false. ... Because I mean even if they are taught they are only three and three year old kids sometimes do silly or stupid things.

So without evidence you call Mary Etheldreda a liar and Brother Hutchin's sons stupid? You atheist scum have no shame at all.