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  • #1

    Jesusween Is Almost Here!

    Friends, as you know, Satan's favorite day is coming up. October 31st marks the most evil day of the year, the day children are duped into thinking Trick-or-Treating is naught but an innocent, communal, seasonal celebration. We know the truth, but what can we do?

    Some churches hold Harvest Festivals. Others celebrate Reformation Day. I encourage you to Take Back The Day and Redeem it for the LORD! Friends, let's all introduce our own communities to Jesusween!

    Every year, the world and its system have a day set aside (October 31st) to celebrate ungodly images and evil characters while Christians all over the world participate, hide or just stay quiet on Halloween day. Being a day that is widely acceptable to solicit and knock on doors, God inspired us to encourage Christians to use this day as an opportunity to spread the gospel. The days of hiding are over and we choose to take a stand for Jesus. “Evil prevails when good people do nothing”. JesusWeen is expected to become the most effective Christian outreach day ever and that is why we also call it” World Evangelism Day”
    Friends, we here at Landover Baptist Church forum have friends in all corners of the earth. Just think what can happen if we all petition our communities to celebrate Jesusween!


    Share Jesus With Your City or Town!





    Children Being Trained Up To Hate Jesus



    This year, when children come dressed as goblins and demons and witches and all manner of the damned, hand out Holy Bibles instead!


    (pay no attention to her backwards hands)
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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  • #2
    Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

    I'm going to carve a JesusWeen pumpkin!



    Like this, only with the REAL Savior on it!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #3
      Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

      Reverend, that looks awfully fun! Here's a couples templates we're planning to use:






      To remind children to be grateful their heathen parents didn't abort them:




      To remind parents the kind of despair that rejecting Christ can bring, just like it did Judas:
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

        i hope this catches on! I'd love to see little kids in Jesusweenie costumes everywhere!
        Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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        • #5
          Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

          Dressing as Jesus is not appropriate for Jesusween.

          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

            Don't mock Jesus on Jesusween.

            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

              This could save Christians everywhere a lot of money on ammo.
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              The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
              - Proverbs 15:3

              CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


              CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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              • #8
                Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                Why is my Jesus sitting at a poker table?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                  I
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                  • #10
                    Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Why is my Jesus sitting at a poker table?
                    And why does he look like cartoon George Harrison?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                        Only 6 more days to JesusWeen! I'm so excited, I can't stop bouncing!

                        What are you going to do to celebrate JesusWeen?

                        I'm looking for a hopper ball for the kids, so I can encourage them to bounce on JesusWeen, too! But this is the best I've found so far.

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                          I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.



                          I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.
                          Stop whining
                          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                          • #14
                            Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                            Originally posted by John North View Post
                            I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.



                            I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.
                            Excellent idea Brother! If they are witches it will NOT rain.

                            Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.
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                            • #15
                              Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.
                              You’re right. That’s the educative part…
                              Stop whining
                              (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                              (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                              (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                              (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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