[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

AMEN!

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

For Jesusween when the kids to our trailer, my wife is going give the kids horse liver and kidney beans and proclaim it to be the body and kidney stones our your Lord and Savior and you better not pull any tricks and throw 'em in the bushes!

[CheungLinh]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.

Wise words, Mary. Even questioning them or their motives seems like a waste of breath at this point. I dislike implying that anyone is a "lost cause", but if I had to, it would be the weeaboos.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?

They flutter about the internet and sometimes get caught up here like a moth to the light. The conviction of their sins usually drives them insane and they crash and burn by the light of the Lord. I used to pray for them, but it started to feel like praying for centipedes. You know, they're almost interesting the first time or two you see one, but then you realize they're just creepy and you don't want any more to do with them.

[CheungLinh]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
- Atsuko

I'm confused? Who let a weeaboo in here?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[GregJohnson]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

LOVE THIS IDEA OF JESUS WEEN

Every day I am terrified of the HELLISH corruption of my niece, HELLOWEEN is approaching, SATAN'S CHILDREN ARE FOOLS TO BELIEVE HORROR MOVIES ARE GOOD. THE TRUE HORROR IS IN HELL AND THAT IS WHERE THEY ARE HEADED.

JESUS WEEN SHOULD BE ENFORCED ON ALL SCHOOLS SO CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE TO FACE THE TRUE HORROR MOVIE OF HELL

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions

Time to grow up, buttercup.

(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

YiC,

Zech

[Scottish Rachel]

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So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.

Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.

Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions

[Acachan]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
- Atsuko

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Jesusween Is Almost Here!

Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)？I'm so confused...
-Atsuko

Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Acachan]

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Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)？I'm so confused...
-Atsuko

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.

Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.

[Jedediah]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

That all sounds really nice, Rachel, but I didn't notice anything in your plans about praising the LORD. He sent His only Son to die for your sins. I think it's the least you could do, to include Him in your plans for Jesusween.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

19. So that means you must have been married for at least 3 years now. Well, I guess having young kids running about makes you feel bit childish at times.