[Scottish Rachel]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

That hardly seems the actions of a grown woman, just how old are you?

[Scottish Rachel]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.

Amen, Brother. I've been preaching from the pulpit Jesus gave me about the evils of Halloween (aka satan's birthday) for years now. Decades of indoctrinating children to expect handouts of free candy at any house they demand it from has created a society that demands free money, free abortions, free cell phones, and free everything else! The liberal agenda has done it's best to create a communist utopia right here in God's favorite country! It's up to us to stop satan now!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.

[Godfly]

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This year the high school mascot The She-Bear will be patrolling the streets and attacking any children who are not dressed in the approved biblical costumes.

[Scott Cole]

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Fortunately for me and my family Hell-oween isn't 'celebrated' down here in Australia, Maybe I can help my church organize a Jesusween for the kids? we could walk the streets handing out Bibles and hold sermons at the mall.GLORY!

[Jedediah]

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I've already started stocking up on Chick Tracts to hand out to the trick-or-treaters. Can't wait to witness to the little sinners this Jesusween!

[John North]

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Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.

You’re right. That’s the educative part…

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.



I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.

Excellent idea Brother! If they are witches it will NOT rain.

Of course, it would only rain if a True Christian prayed for it to rain.

[John North]

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I’ve ordered a 16 ft tall inflatable Pikachu for JesusWeen.



I intend to fill it with hydrogen and put it out on the field next to our house. Out of curiosity and fascination, many of the heathen kids in the area will go there. When enough children have gathered around it, me and my sons will run out and set the damned thing on fire (from a safe distance of course). If anyone burst into flames, they can always pray for rain. Anyway, this should be educative and fun.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Only 6 more days to JesusWeen! I'm so excited, I can't stop bouncing!

What are you going to do to celebrate JesusWeen?

I'm looking for a hopper ball for the kids, so I can encourage them to bounce on JesusWeen, too! But this is the best I've found so far.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why is my Jesus sitting at a poker table?

And why does he look like cartoon George Harrison?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I
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JESUS-Ween!