[Jedediah]

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I've already started stocking up on Chick Tracts to hand out to the trick-or-treaters. Can't wait to witness to the little sinners this Jesusween!

[Scott Cole]

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Fortunately for me and my family Hell-oween isn't 'celebrated' down here in Australia, Maybe I can help my church organize a Jesusween for the kids? we could walk the streets handing out Bibles and hold sermons at the mall.GLORY!

[Godfly]

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This year the high school mascot The She-Bear will be patrolling the streets and attacking any children who are not dressed in the approved biblical costumes.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It has always struck me that this "trick or treat" stuff is nothing more than outright criminal extortion. If any little runt pulls this kind of stuff around my house I'll have them arrested and press charges. It's better to learn this lesson while they're young rather than be allowed to grow up and live a life of crime.

Amen, Brother. I've been preaching from the pulpit Jesus gave me about the evils of Halloween (aka satan's birthday) for years now. Decades of indoctrinating children to expect handouts of free candy at any house they demand it from has created a society that demands free money, free abortions, free cell phones, and free everything else! The liberal agenda has done it's best to create a communist utopia right here in God's favorite country! It's up to us to stop satan now!

[Scottish Rachel]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

That hardly seems the actions of a grown woman, just how old are you?

[Scottish Rachel]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

[Alphonse Alban]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

19. So that means you must have been married for at least 3 years now. Well, I guess having young kids running about makes you feel bit childish at times.

[Jedediah]

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I can't wait :3, me and my best friend love this time of year, today we went out and bought all the autumn pumpkin stuff. Candles, sweets and of course the pumpkin. We carve it together then on the real day we get in our costumes and go on a walk. After that we get into our onesies, get out the pumpkin stuff and try to stay up all night and watch our favourite shows. This is going to be amazing!

That all sounds really nice, Rachel, but I didn't notice anything in your plans about praising the LORD. He sent His only Son to die for your sins. I think it's the least you could do, to include Him in your plans for Jesusween.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I'm 19 and my friend is 19 and a half, we try to act grown up but sometimes we can be really childish

So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.

Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.

[Acachan]

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Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)？I'm so confused...
-Atsuko

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Eh?!? Jesusween... this doesn't sound happy at all!! What is it and why does it exist? Shouldn't Christians just shun the entire concept of halloween? ... ( ・◇・)？I'm so confused...
-Atsuko

Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Acachan]

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Go back and re-read the thread, geisha girl.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I read the thread and it still makes no sense. By the way, I'm not a geisha girl~ silly~ I'll let you off the hook this time though! (^_−)☆
- Atsuko

[Scottish Rachel]

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So wait a minute... your idea of a child's behavior is inviting men into your ass cavity? I find it reprehensible that your parents taught you it was acceptable to lie on your stomach and turn your rectum inside out for a complete stranger, or your uncle for that matter.

Please learn some other way to acquire positive attention, other than being a warehouse for semen.

Wait, where did all that come from? I only said I was childish and me and my friend enjoy festive occassions