Helloween 2013. We are going to investigate ghosts and demons.

[Levi Jones]

The witch population was a bit thin this year, so we won't be issuing any tags this season.

This year's hunt is our investigation into the possessed and haunted places.

I will be investigating the Eastern State Penitentiary. It just has to be evil. Look at how scary the ramparts are!



The prison housed inmates in solitary confinement at all times for the first few years it was in operation. It was said to drive the inmates insane. So you just know there are ghosts or demons present.



I will be there to pray and perhaps be tested. I will be praying to exorcise the facility of all evil spirits. I am sure they will not like that and will probably target me.

I need all the saints out there to pray for me as I go to do spiritual warfare.

Of course I will be fasting first as Jesus says to drive out the particularly nasty spirits.

Matthew 17:19,21 Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?
21 Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by prayer and fasting.

Jesus fasted for 40 days before going to do battle with Satan, so I only being half as good as Jesus, will fast for 20 days before I battle the demons. I am sure to draw them out and see them if I do that!

What will you guys be doing to investigate and do spiritual battle with the evil principalities?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm concentrating my efforts in slantland. They have so many ghosts you won't believe it.

I hope to bring one back for our Creation Scientists to examine.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Sounds like a case for the Freehold Demonbusters department.

[WWJDnow]

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The witch population was a bit thin this year, so we won't be issuing any tags this season

I don't know whether I can go a whole year without bagging me a witch in the witch hunt. What's the penalty for poaching witches?

[Sister Saffie]

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If we're not doing witches this year may I suggest hippies?

[RadicalGirl]

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Witch hunt? Is it like flag football or paintball or something?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Witch hunt? Is it like flag football or paintball or something?

Please put a little more thought in your posts. Use the search function here, or try Google.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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This year I will be concentrating my efforts on the search for the Irish banshee, a sister of satan and half ghost half witch entity. I believe that my faith will protect me from her evil screech which is supposed to bring death to all who hear it.

I believe that this evil screech is nothing more than some poor soul crying out for Jesus and I think that with prayer I can release it to the bossom of christ and send the evil entity that corrupts her to the fires of hell.

An Irish Banshee

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I've become concerned with old people in nursing homes. So many have hollow eyes, pasty skin and ugly white hair.

Some of them can't, or won't, talk. They might be possessed with demons but there is no way to tell.

It seems safer to assume the worst and get them into some kind of physical confinement so they don't infect others.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Spastics, elves, and other retards are always infested to the brim with discarnate, paranormal entities. They are also easy to catch, but get lost easily. Einstein was a good example.

Make sure not to get doused with their ectoplasm. It is a surefire way to contract the GRIDS. Then you will shrink, turn retarded, twitch violently, or something else, depending on what type of spiritual defect is associated with the hellspawn you have encountered.

So always come prepared as if you were entering a biochemical hotzone. JSLIST (joint service lightweight integrated suit technology) at MOPP (mission oriented protective posture) level 4 with a filter mask at a minimum, just like you were ministering to a homosexual. You don't want to wind up like one of those spastics who look like they have been doused with nerve agent.

[Thomas Taylor]

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This year I shall be hunting midgets. There's one stalking the forum at the minute that I would dearly love to put the fear of God into.

[Thomas Taylor]

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A few of the midget demonss I have caught so far. Note the similarities between them and lallygagger46. Maybe they are related.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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A few of the midget demonss I have caught so far. Note the similarities between them and lallygagger46. Maybe they are related.

Because of the incestuous inclinations of midgets, most of them are indeed related. Hence their repellent deformity.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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On my afternoon walk today, some teenage girls ask me if I thought it would OK to dress up as singing nuns.

I told them no way. "In Freehold, people will throw stones at you."

Their parents have not taught them properly.

[Sweet Dew]

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God is great, isn't he?