[H. Montague Worthington]

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Minnesota







Fun Fact: I hate Minnesota.

[eliot mayfield]

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Kentucky.
Home of Muhammed Ali, Hunter S Thompson, and others.
Also towns with horrible sodomic names reflecting the sin that thrives in the Blue"Grass" state. Also a reminder of the hippies that interbreed unhindered in the hills.

Mud Lick
Beaver Lick
Bee Lick
Big Bone Lick
Big Beaver Lick
Black Bottom
Gays Creek

Petroleum, KY m (jelly)

Bagdad (terrorists!)

[Old Man Hatchet]

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These are states I hate, people. Let's keep your opinions to a minimum.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Georgia



Home state of Jimmy Carter, now overrun by russkies.

Fun fact: Georgia has its own alphabet.

[SUV]

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Ha! Pastor Pistle once posted this picture claiming it was him & I at some hippy-dippy fest.

So it wasn't, was it?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I would like to nominate the state of FLORIDA.

It looks like a great tallywacker hanging from the crotch of the nation.

Bless your heart. You haven't had a man in so long that you're seeing tallywackers wherever you look. Hang in there. A man is bound to come along who isn't turned off by your elbow cleavage.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Delaware




Don't ask me why, I just do.

Fun facts: There has never been, and most probably never will be anything fun about Delaware. Ever, praise the LORD.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

For starters, it's your home state.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Hawaii





It's full of Nips and homosexual surfers.

Fun Fact: The islands are a bunch of volcanoes, helping God wipe them all out when He sees fit.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Florida is overrun with weirdos, queers, snakes and lizards, not to mention wetbacks, wops and joos. Thank the LORD ALMIGHTY we have the Godly Jeb Bush down there to keep these people from rising up and turning the rest of the US into a cesspool of despair. Shame on you, Florida! Never forget what they did to Carrie Schiavo!

Or what they tried to do to Godly George W. Bush before the Almighty moved the U.S. Supreme Court to do the right thing.

[VictoryOS]

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I would like to nominate the state of FLORIDA.



It looks like a great tallywacker hanging from the crotch of the nation. Florida also has those little islands that look like they're dripping from the tip end of the state. How disgustingly sinful!

Florida is overrun with weirdos, queers, snakes and lizards, not to mention wetbacks, wops and joos. Thank the LORD ALMIGHTY we have the Godly Jeb Bush down there to keep these people from rising up and turning the rest of the US into a cesspool of despair. Shame on you, Florida! Never forget what they did to Carrie Schiavo!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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New York



Where does one even begin? Dzhoo lawyers; dzhoo bankers; Broadway; Broadcast Row (the East Coast's answer to Hellyweird); modern "art"; the Stonewall riot; parks named after social democrats; the national headquarters of the lie-beral MSM; and Hitlery Klingon. A certain city in downstate N.Y. even has the gall to call itself America's most important city, when plainly Freehold is.

Fun fact: Back when people had values and respected families, homers were expelled from the continental United States and herded onto a small island with only limited road and rail connections to the mainland. That island is called Manhattan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oregon

Aka "California's Canada" and "Washington's Mexico," Oregon is an openly socialistic state inhabited by repulsive old hippies, PETA terrorists and innumerable queers. Once prosperous from timber receipts and home to the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the world, Oregon is now perpetually bankrupt thanks to the violent tree huggers infesting the state who were successful in shutting down the tree harvesting industry. There are no known True Christians™ in the state at this time. The only cash crop the state currently has is illegal narcotic drugs.

Fun Facts:It rains in Oregon on at least 300 of the 365 days that God gave us in a year. Marijuana is handed out to children in all elementary schools. Also the satanic design called "tie-die" was originated there. Hippies mix goat blood and the LSD in huge vats and dip their clothing in it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Maryland



Romanists wanted their own colony so that they could make everybody worship plaster statues of Pope Alexander VI. Nowadays, they have an obvious lezbanian as one of their U.S. Senators, and most of the state is pretty much an extension of Washington, D.C. As for the largest city, let's just say that John Waters makes documentaries.

Fun fact: Columbia, one of America's most famous planned cities, was designed to counteract suburban sprawl. To do that, they bought a lot of land out in the middle of nowhere and built a lot of cul-de-sac subdivisions.