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  • FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

    Everybody knows it: Brother [REDACTED] and the Brother [REDACTED] are glaring at each other with raging hate-ons. It's time for them to take this outside....So we can all watch, with popcorn!

    I even fanficc'ed up a rap battle:
    [REDACTED] ain't no menace, he just a boring cooter
    He a super-dooper *scritch scratch* party pooper
    As for me, I'm the dream of Martin Luther
    The protestant reformer, not the white-zone intruder

    Yo [REDACTED] is so boring he gives brethern cancer
    And like half of Nebraska he's an elk-romancer
    More of them in the closet than *scritch scratch* coat hangers
    "OOOOOOOOOOh!" "Oh no you dint!"
    Yo yo, little tool
    don't bite off more than you can chew
    like yo mamma did, with some random jew
    and then 9 months later, she took a big poo
    At least poo has peanuts: you're just you
    May I have your attention please?
    I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
    To rebuke yo sinnin' azz (to rebuke yo sinnin' azz)
    Everybody (everybody)
    Come take my azz (come take my azz)
    We'll walk through Freehold together, through the storm
    Whatever weather, cold or warm

    So lets go back
    Follow the the straight and narrow path as we go on another episode
    Journey with me as I take you through Freehold
    I once used to call home sweet home

    Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the some sh!tstop in Nebraska now

    And when I'm gone, just rebuke yo sinnin' azz, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my anointed fists
    Just know that I'm looking down on you rebuking
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just smack yo ugly face with a Kay Jay Vee

    And when he's gone, just rebuke yo sinnin' azz, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his drenched in the blood of the lamb Boots
    Just know that he's looking down on you judging
    And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
    Just smack yo ugly face with a Kay Jay Vee in your tie.
    What?
    I know you are but what am I?
    An idiot.
    I know you are...
    Damn, walked right into that one.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-13-2020, 07:34 PM. Reason: [redacted]
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