Who is your favorite Pastor?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

I do not get it. It is like 'Who is my favorite God?'

There is only one God and one favorite Pastor. Pastor Ezekiel Flint.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

With 110% of the votes in I'm just tallying up the final count, including a few mail-in ballots from areas without internet. It's a landslide for Pastor Zeke, again! Congratulations. A few "joke" ballots with write-in candidates (Mickey Mouse, Creflo Dollar, Karmela Harris) were destroyed per protocol.

The Pastor has left already for the Philippines on his Winter sabbatical so for his prize we will pick up the tab - bon voyage, Sir - this one's on us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

Pastor Ezekiel Flint hands down.


That man has touched me in an a manner that I would never of thought possible, waking feelings and senses way down deep inside me. His penetration of my soul during days long Prayer Sessions(c), leaving me a sweaty raw mass of a man prostrated before Him. Well worth the $35,000 'donation' to the Pastors Discretionary fund.

As the kids today say 'He gave it to me good!'

[WWJDnow]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

I have to go with Pastor Zeke, even tough the Pastor of Mankind is definitely the Pope.

To Catholics, "Pastor of Mankind" is code for "gay priest." But, for all his many flaws, I don't think Pope Francis is a homo. The homo was Benedict.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

I have to go with Pastor Zeke, even tough the Pastor of Mankind is definitely the Pope.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

Pastor Ezekiel Flint was there with me when I was saved. He prayed and laid his hands upon me; that's when I came to realize the immense burst of pleasure that comes with forming a personal relationship with God.

Pastor Zeke is the holiest man I have ever known, and he delivers powerful sermons that save sinners in droves. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty in the service of the Lord, either: The good Pastor jets worldwide to spread the Good News of the Gospel of Jesus Christ, taking a particular interest in converting the peoples of tropical islands and all-year beach resort communities around the world during the long Iowa winter. And he is the most important of President Trump's spiritual advisors. Who do you think told the President about hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, and intravenous bleach as treatments for COVID?

Pastor Deacon Fred, also of our beloved Landover Baptist Church is definitely number two, followed closely by our own Pastor Ezekiel Bathfire.

Jesus is a distant fourth.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

Street cameras are useful in spotting certain kinds of sins, especially the sins Pastor Zeke hates the most.

Here is a demonstration of what Freehold PD watches for.

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

I have a definite criterion for passing judgement on pastors. They have to have the hammer down on sin. We all measure our lives by how successful we have been at pushing away sin. We need the help of a fire breathing sin hater. That is why Pastor Zeke is my favorite.

Brother Mayor, are there any sins in particular that the flock needs to concentrate on? With the new street cameras you must have evidence advice on so many ranking members of local government. God forbid if they were to violate your personal directives.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

I have a definite criterion for passing judgement on pastors. They have to have the hammer down on sin. We all measure our lives by how successful we have been at pushing away sin. We need the help of a fire breathing sin hater. That is why Pastor Zeke is my favorite.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Who is your favorite Pastor?

Hmm... I'd have to go with Pastor Zeke. I've only ever seen his sermons via the pay-per-view livestreams on the LBC intranet server, but even through a computer screen he's mesmerizing. Your hairs stand up and your blood rushes as he evangelizes and testifies, cursing out the devil and glorifying God. To see him in person must be electrifying, like watching Jesus Christ himself preaching 2,000 years ago with your own eyes. I've looked far and wide for another comparable orator and nobody else even comes close to Ezekiel Flint (grace be upon him).

This guy is a distant second:

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Time for the yearly popularity poll: who is your favorite Pastor?

1st prize is a fully paid up trip to the Philippines, same as last year.