[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Thank you so much Professor Lebeau, this thread answers so many questions that I've always been wondering about!! I'm going to take these tips and use them in my daily life - tomorrow I'm going to be 'axing' all the Negros I see, about things. I mean, 'asking' them questions about their experience using food stamps and welfare! I certainly wouldn't know about this as I've worked all my life. Let's just call it an opportunity to see how the 'other half' lives!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Oh really islam is a religion of degenerates ?

How would i define you then ?


Perhaps a bastard?

Yes, Islam is a religion of degenerates. I wouldn't have said so if it wasn't.

You would define me as a True Christian™.

My mother and father are married and were married when I was concieved, born, throughout my childhood and into my adulthood. So, no, you would not call me a bastard.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I've always wondered why it's so difficult for nigras to say even the simplest words like "ask". I was going to... "axe" you about that.

I think those big innertube lips make it difficult to talk. Attach some 5 pound weights to your lips and try to speak like a normal person. I image you would sound like a dimwitted gorilla feebly attempting to speak a language your primitive vocal cords aren't designed for. I pitty such innertube lipped nigra.

Could you imagine living in a place where you are expected to be normal, but have to constantly fight to overcome your disability.

This one clearly can't pronounce "ask".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I never associated with any homosexual whatsoever other than those trannies who looked like women - prettier than alot of unsaved women actually. And even then, it was doing godly missionary. As you know we do alot of missionary work in godless countries across the world. I tend to favor godless Brazil.

That is a relief to hear, Brother!

Oh really islam is a religion of degenerates ?

And barbarians, yes.

How would i define you then ?

A Bible-believing True Christian(tm).

Perhaps a bastard?

Brother Reamy is not illegitimate, and can prove it, so your application of that term to him is nonsensical. Much like you.

[John.F]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Oh really islam is a religion of degenerates ?

How would i define you then ?


Perhaps a bastard?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I've always wondered why it's so difficult for nigras to say even the simplest words like "ask". I was going to... "axe" you about that.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.

While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.

It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".

REAM ME BELOW?!

You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?

I never associated with any homosexual whatsoever other than those trannies who looked like women - prettier than alot of unsaved women actually. And even then, it was doing godly missionary. As you know we do alot of missionary work in godless countries across the world. I tend to favor godless Brazil.

I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?

I can assure you both that my holy rectum has never been violated. My anus has never been assassinated, I have never played backgammon, no bandit has ever snuck in through my back door, I've never holstered a billy club, my fudge has never been packed, my donut has never had filling, my booty never pirated, my pillows have never had bit marks, I have never had the AIDS, my turds were never burglared, my rectum has never been disemboweled, nor have I been to San Fransisco (without a hazmat suit).

My anus is clean, unspoiled, ultra tight and virginal. Just like Jesus.

[Immaculate Kiwi]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

I was involved in a recent undercover demon-hunting expedition inquiry and faced the same shocking reality, this cant be the same Remy I look up to and adore. Please allay my fears Remy, tell me the esteemed Rev. M. Rodimer is mistaken!?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy, I saw something horrifying the other day that I felt I should ask you about.

While some brethren and I were shaming the visitors to an adult bookstore (smut shop) by taking their photos to put up on a website and to mail to their wives and employers, one threw a 1980s videotape at me. Hit me right between the eyes with the corner, almost knocked me out.

It had a dark-skinned man on the cover, and was titled, "Bisexual Jungle Creampie Fever, starring Reamy Beleau".

REAM ME BELOW?!

You didn't ever happen to know this fellow, did you? Before you were Saved?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

I think I know this one!

It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.

They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.

You are partially correct, brother. There is not much use for a D in a "language" composed of chirps, squawks, clicks, and chicken dance sign lanuage. But the honest answer is that Osambo's sow speaks a dialect common among uppity, sass mouth, ghetto fabulous, white hating, negro supremacist elitists.

I have heard many common nigra pronounce their Ds.

"Wat up, Dawg"
"Gib meh Dat!!"
"Gibs muh a Dollah!!"
"Dayum! Datz a fat azz!!"
"Muh Dick, Be-otch!!"
"Ware Da whyte wimenz at?!?!"
"I ain't Do nuffin, offisa!!!"
"Da hooD"
"Iz sho lik me sum greenz n cone breaD"
"Rollin on Doves"
"Done be Dissin me!"
"I ain't Dat baby's DaDDy?"
"D-Trooooit" (Detroit)
"Dez Mo'enez" (Des Moines)
"BirfDay"
"Grape Drank"
"Iz oni votes Demacat"
"Catlack EscalaDe"

[Cursed]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

I think I know this one!

It's because their mouth is more like a gorilla mouth than a full human mouth.

They have thick tongues and lips; great for making clicking sounds and stripping meat off of bones, but no good for the subtleties of speaking proper American.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Brother Remy,

Why can't coloreds say d's? I was watching Michelle Obama this morning on The View and noticed she even said "goot" instead of good, "nee" instead of need, "bayeet" instead of bad. Then the fat nigress Sherry Shepard chimed in and she was unable to pronounce words that ended with a "d" as well.

They also say "axe" instead of ask. What the deal with negro speak? GODLY white people can properly say words that end in a "d."

Curious,

Sister Thumper

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Is it possible for a black person to make a ghost?

Brother Wiseman,

The blue gums are particularly skilled at making "ghosts". All they need to do is turn off the lights. If they smile it's called a Cheshire Shade.

Some True Christian scientist have theorized that because negroidials, wild pure blooded negroids of the Dark Continent, do not have souls they do not go a Hell - not immediately anyway - but instead serve as dark malevolent spirits for the Lord.

Judges 9
23 Then God sent an evil spirit between Abimelech and the men of Shechem; and the men of Shechem dealt treacherously with Abimelech:

1 Samuel 16
14 But the Spirit of the LORD departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the LORD troubled him.
15 And Saul's servants said unto him, Behold now, an evil spirit from God troubleth thee.

Even the secularist acknowledge them, although they would never admit what they really are.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

Creation science research are still looking into this.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.

Who said anything about changing skin color?

[/sliverfish]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

how in the world do you change your skin color? And by the way, skin pigment does not denote actions.