[BornAgain]

Re: Staying in shape

For Breakfast:
Bacon
Eggs
Toast with lots of butter
Glass of orange juice
Leftover bacon Grease

For Lunch:
Pork Sandwich

For Dinner:
Prime Rib, 2Lbs.
Bread with lots of butter
For Desert: Chocolate Sundae

I compliment this healthy Christian diet with an hour of running each day, and my blood pressure is 110/60 - so much for the liberal scientists and their "red meat is unhealthy" propaganda.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.

And are you certain that you want people to know that you are a narcotic-tolerating, porn-loving albino-looking Dutchman? I'd hide that if I were you.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.

Do you really want to be called "Appelsap" friend? You do know what the word "sap" means in Jesus' American-English?

[Appelfap.]

Re: Staying in shape

I already said you may change the 'f' in 's'.
It means somethin completetly else in Dutch.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Staying in shape

No.


That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.

I know what you're up to: you're trying to trick us into posting a "professional" video of sodomite soccer players, aren't you? Disgusting! Friend, this website exists for the glorification of Jesus, not to provide deviants like you with twisted material to "appelfap" over!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, I'm going to stick with working out...thanks for all of the advice though.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Staying in shape

Whilst I realize that I am coming aboard this thread late, I just want to throw some more input into this (my apologies if another Brother or Sister has already posted this):

As the Bible states, Jesus is a potter and we are the clay. We are to take whatever shape He gives us!

"But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and
thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand."

Whatever shape Jesus decides to make me, I am happy with, as are all True Christians. The Lord decides what shape we are in: who are we to try to change that?

[Brother Love]

Re: Staying in shape

The Heathen shoe licker still doesn't get it! Brother T said, 'GO TO CHURCH." Obviously, the shoe licking SINNER is fixated on his physical body of SIN! He is blinded by the DEVIL and can't get past the physical body of SEXUAL SIN!! The shoe licker heathen truly is retarded!!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Staying in shape

I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.

Informative and entertaining. Not as much as reading the actual KJV1611, but children have to start somewhere.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

I think THIS LINK will explain it all better. Its written in comic book form, so even a retard like you can understand. Praise Jesus, and thank you Brother Jack Chick.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

Actually, the only the only "editing" done to original doctrine was at the
Council of Nicaea in 325AD. I'll even add a link for you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Council_of_Nicaea. During this council, they decided what would be used and what would not in official church doctrine.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

Do you believe that God keeps His promises, or don't you?

Psalm 12:6-7: The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

If you believe that God keeps His promises, then you must believe that there is a version of the words of the Lord that He has preserved from the Psalmist's generation forever. That version, naturally, is the King James Bible. If you believe otherwise, then not only have you called Almighty God a liar, but you've also deprived yourself of any basis for believing anything at all.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Right, right...I forgot about that.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.

We know because the KJV1611 was not mearly translated, GOD directed its writing. King James' scribes were mearly human pens used by GOD to write the King James Version of 1611. This makes it GOD's Perfect Word.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know there weren't any mistakes in translating the original versions? How do you know that King James did not have his scribes edit out the parts he felt were not "holy?" Exactly, you don't. I'm not saying I know, but you have no solid proof that the King James Bible is 100% accurate.