[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

The Word of God is older than any man.
It has only been available to men, in correct version, since 1611.
But the Word itself is older than the Earth, so I think it is time you start respecting it.
If you disrespect the Word, you disrespect God because the Word is God, and God is the Word.
Understand?

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

[Appelfap.]

Re: Staying in shape

Oh. So you are gay then?

No.

Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is

HERE.

That's no proof, that's funny video made by amateurs.
And I can't hear him saying that he is gay.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

That would be anecdotal evidence. From what you say above, you consider anecdotal evidence (me telling you I did something) proof.

God decides whom God afflicts, not us.

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

He demonstrated how, in the Bible, the existence of heaven and hell is documented by Lazarus, Abraham, and the scornful rich man. Anecdotal evidence, which to you is proof.

To us it's proof because it's anecdotal evidence in God's Word. But to you, as you stated above, it's proof if somebody says it's true.

I was outside today, and I saw a pterodactyl land on the water tower. Then it flew away, after swooping down and stealing a VW Beetle.

Anecdotal evidence. Are there pterodactyls stealing cars in Salem? Maybe.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

Ridiculious statement?????? Why, alljkfunghsnugglebunnyjjwegrrrrr



What do you freaking want from God?? A written invitation??? Oh that's right, it is called The Bible!!!! What more proof do youwant??????

[Brother V]

Re: Staying in shape

My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards.

Friend, are you familiar with the Magna Carta?

Magna Carta (Latin for "Great Charter", literally "Great Paper"), also called Magna Carta Libertatum ("Great Charter of Freedoms"), is an English charter originally issued in 1215. Magna Carta was the most significant early influence on the long historical process that led to the rule of constitutional law today. Magna Carta influenced many common law documents, such as the United States Constitution and Bill of Rights, and is considered one of the most important legal documents in the history of democracy.

Do you feel this nearly 800 year old document has no relevance today?

What about documents that are only 200+ years old?

Like the Bill of Rights? Declaration of Independence?

Perhaps you should reconsider the importance of OLD PAPERS?

Maybe the first one you should consider the validity of (even in today's society... nay; ESPECIALLY IN TODAY'S SOCIETY) is GOD'S HOLY WORD!

YIC
V

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Friend,

If I wasn't moved by the Loving Spirit of Jesus to be a vastly better person than a piece of trash like you I would ban you for that statement! Is too much to ask you to at lest pretend to show the kind of tact and sensitivity we have you filthy jerk.

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

Please explain to me what you just said.

I'll explain something to you, lad. You hellbound trash keep barging into God's favorite discussion forums on the interwebs, demanding that we prove what we believe. Then, when we give you proof, right out of the Holy King James Bible, you brush it off as "unnecessary Scripture." You simply cannot have it both ways.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

Please explain to me what you just said.

Friend,

If I wasn't moved by the Loving Spirit of Jesus to be a vastly better person than a piece of trash like you I would ban you for that statement! Is too much to ask you to at lest pretend to show the kind of tact and sensitivity we have you filthy jerk.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Staying in shape

Unecessary scripture....

Unecessary scripture? Scripture is never unecessary! Scripture is how we learn about GOD and who and what HE wants us to be.

Please explain to me what you just said.

Actually read and think about it and you will understand.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

...And do remember, Tardrone, that people has witnessed that there is a hell and a heaven after death!

Unecessary scripture....

PRAISE JESUS!

Please explain to me what you just said.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know? Has anyone ever come back from the dead to tell you that there's nothing after death?

...And do remember, Tardrone, that people has witnessed that there is a hell and a heaven after death!

And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue;
For I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things:
But now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
Luke 16:22-23

PRAISE JESUS!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

How do you know? Has anyone ever come back from the dead to tell you that there's nothing after death?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Staying in shape

I stay in shape by giggling at the misfortune of sinners.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.

Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is HERE.

And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.

The day I take the advice of an unsaved heathen like you over the guidance of Jesus will be a cold day in hell. Be sure and let me know the temperature once you get there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to eat my breakfast: bacon-wrapped pork loaf, deep-fried of course.