[lilith]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

"Some don'ts, don't greet him with a problem or complaint. Don't complain if he's late for dinner."

Simply bury the axe in his head.

"Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first."

Apparently being in possession of a Willy is the "reasoning" behind this...that & the male inablilty to listen.

"Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax."

An excellent way to help him relax is to slip a little something into his dinner. Once it takes effect,you can go out to dinner - or wherever the hell you like.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Does anyone have the original article this thread comes from. I was posted it many years ago, but I have lost the original. It is part of a Womans magazine when women knew how to act.

Thanks in advance.

It was from the May 1955 Housekeeping Monthly.

Here is a scanned image of the original article.

However, I prefer this version, because it back up each of the ideas with scripture, mostly from Proverbs 31.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[revrggreen]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Does anyone have the original article this thread comes from. I was posted it many years ago, but I have lost the original. It is part of a Womans magazine when women knew how to act.

Thanks in advance.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

She has stated that she is the offspring of the miscegenation between a soulless pure blooded African nigress and a blind Japanese businessman.

I think the following is a more accurate photo.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Almost all of the smileys here are yellow. And Asian people aren't yellow! I dunno where you got that from, but we're not yellow.

I got it from Asia, where the yellow gooks live. They call you little demons the "yellow peril" for a reason, and it's not your sickening habit of urinating anywhere and everywhere.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

Except with buck teeth.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not only do nigress sows look like the bucks, but Jap men are nearly indistinguishable from women. Which means Miss Ching Chong probably looks something like this:

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

I don't know if "gorgeous" is the proper description, but your mother and her fellow African nigresses are indeed unique.







However, on the bright side, if you consider the above women to be grogeous perhaps you aren't the lesbian carpet muncher everyone thinks you are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

I kept my legs shut when I went to Africa.

How about your mouth?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Why do all the Chinese-African lesbians always come to Landover Baptist Church to spew their racist hatred against people of faith? Why must we be victimized yet again?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Why am I so unsurprised you'd choose a yellow, chink-eyed emoticon to express yourself?

Almost all of the smileys here are yellow. And Asian people aren't yellow! I dunno where you got that from, but we're not yellow.

Is this your way of admitting you have the AIDS now? Do you know if it was a negroid or a monkey you got it off, or is it genuinely impossible to say?

Neither. I kept my legs shut when I went to Africa.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sweet Jesus Brother temperance, don't even suggest such a thing!!

The gook "tea ceremony" is nothing short of a Shintos satanic ritual in which the marijuana ("tea") is distributed to naked geisha girls (queer chink harlots) who are all painted in white. Wild orgies ensue, blood is spilled, cats and dogs lay together, water is mixed with buttermilk, and unGodly mayhem ensues.

I'm glad I was able to intervene before you damaged your otherwise stellar reputation. Never offer to perform a "tea ceremony" again!

Thank you for pointing that out in time. I was under the impression it was just a quaint, harmless ceremony, like the good old-fashioned British teabagging ritual.

*no comment*

Why am I so unsurprised you'd choose a yellow, chink-eyed emoticon to express yourself?

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

Is this your way of admitting you have the AIDS now? Do you know if it was a negroid or a monkey you got it off, or is it genuinely impossible to say?

[Miss Hikari]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.

*no comment*

Well, that explains why you look like a man..
It's impossible to tell most darkie women from darkie men.
Or one from the other for that matter.. Basically, you all look the same.

Not true at all. I've been to Africa, and the women are very beautiful and graceful. I had to remember I had a boyfriend when I went over there... Everyone was so unique and gorgeous.

But you are some kind of slant, right? So what are you whining about?

We are against the mongrelization of the races by the way. Jesus hates that too.

Meh. Believe what your 2000 year old textbook tells you. I'll stay sane.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.

Sweet Jesus Brother temperance, don't even suggest such a thing!!

The gook "tea ceremony" is nothing short of a Shintos satanic ritual in which the marijuana ("tea") is distributed to naked geisha girls (queer chink harlots) who are all painted in white. Wild orgies ensue, blood is spilled, cats and dogs lay together, water is mixed with buttermilk, and unGodly mayhem ensues.

I'm glad I was able to intervene before you damaged your otherwise stellar reputation. Never offer to perform a "tea ceremony" again!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife

For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.

Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.