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  • grey goose
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 72

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    A proposed solution to the B. Hussein Obama problem

    Hello Brothers and Sisters in Christ!! I'm glad to share another glorious day with my new friends at Landover Baptist, and Jesus

    We all have many things in common. We are republicans, we are Blessed, we are Caucasian (not all of us but only two of the Negroes can read, even fewer of them can write), and we're not eternally damned.

    Obama is the exact opposite. He is Negro AND Muslim, he's a red socialist bastard, and he's gonna burn in hell. Why is he leading our nation? He's simply doing what any Negro has ever done in a position of power.. stealing our cash and HANDING it out to other Negroes.
    You think i'm kidding? He's proposing a $3.8 trillion dollar budge. that looks like this: $3,800,000,000,000 I havent even made half that much, and i serve the LORD. Here's some proof, i'm sure Fox reported on it too, they're always looking out for us.



    My proposition: Slavery. Plain and simple. Obama thinks that taking money and giving it to the "poor" aka Negroes and other Colords on welfare will save our economy. How dumb is that? I mean really.

    Slavery. Free labor, un-taxable, unregulated, and best of all it's the same labor system used when our Lord Jesus walked the Earth in human form. I bet I could get a good forty hours of ply work every two days out of a Negro with Obama's build, and he's one of the smaller ones.

    And c'mon, what happened to segregation? I saw my daughter talking to a Colord the other day and had to beat the race-mixing heathen out of her.
    Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

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  • Larry Lee
    Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
    True Christian™ Theologian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 4464

    #2
    Re: A proposed solution to the B. Hussein Obama problem

    Originally posted by grey goose View Post
    My proposition: Slavery. Plain and simple. Obama thinks that taking money and giving it to the "poor" aka Negroes and other Colords on welfare will save our economy. How dumb is that? I mean really.

    Slavery. Free labor, un-taxable, unregulated, and best of all it's the same labor system used when our Lord Jesus walked the Earth in human form. I bet I could get a good forty hours of ply work every two days out of a Negro with Obama's build, and he's one of the smaller ones.
    Landover's Corporate Ministry is way ahead of you, son, except we've been preaching the virtues of "serfdom", rather than outright human bondage. I think you'll find serfdom is a concept that applies equally well to coloreds of all races and to the white trash that clog our mall parking lots with their two-door sedans.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: A proposed solution to the B. Hussein Obama problem

      Amen brother! We're all over this issue!


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      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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