Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

[Deaner]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

I do know he likes pie and coffee.

I know the paypal button is coming, but I was just thinking if there was something else we could do.

How come people will give you pie and coffee; babysit your kids, help you fix a flat tire; pick you up from the store; lend a hand building a shed...but when it comes to money all you hear is the screeching of car brakes and when you open your eyes everybody's disappeared. Why is that?

Stop scratching your cooter and get your hand in your purse. There's bills to be paid and sinners to be saved. Christ is watching you cheap mooch.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

HHmmm?? Confused

Oh, I see. I failed to physically delete the thread. But I need to take a copy of the post first, lest I lose it for another ten years.

Tomorrow will be soon enough.

[Seeker]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

Ummmm....there shouldn't be any poems left. Where did you find it?

HHmmm?? Confused

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

The only thing that the Tin Man needed was a little oil. The Wizard in this case was false. You had the powers all along. You just got burnt out but you still have the flame.

Wow, that is a good poem I must say so myself. Seeker 5:17

Ummmm....there shouldn't be any poems left. Where did you find it?

[Seeker]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

Thank you for the kind thought, Sister. Alas, I bared my soul yesterday and read it. Then I disappeared it because it wasn't good. I discovered that I am the Tin Man. There is nothing anyone can do. The Wizard left before I could get a new heart and I have lost my map of Oz.

The only thing that the Tin Man needed was a little oil. The Wizard in this case was false. You had the powers all along. You just got burnt out but you still have the flame.

Wow, that is a good poem I must say so myself. Seeker 5:17

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

Well he already lives in Hawaii. Lucky him! But I was thinking what all us members could do for him or help him out because his job is stressful and he is sounding uptight.

Preaching Jesus 24/7 is never easy. I know I only have a few hours here sometimes to help out.

I know you true Christian ladies could help me out.

Maybe he could give us a hint. I do know he likes pie and coffee.

I know the paypal button is coming, but I was just thinking if there was something else we could do.

Thank you for the kind thought, Sister. Alas, I bared my soul yesterday and read it. Then I disappeared it because it wasn't good. I discovered that I am the Tin Man. There is nothing anyone can do. The Wizard left before I could get a new heart and I have lost my map of Oz.

[Seeker]

Re: Pastor Pistol needs a vacation

Help. edit the title for me please.

[Seeker]

Well he already lives in Hawaii. Lucky him! But I was thinking what all us members could do for him or help him out because his job is stressful and he is sounding uptight.

Preaching Jesus 24/7 is never easy. I know I only have a few hours here sometimes to help out.

I know you true Christian ladies could help me out.

Maybe he could give us a hint. I do know he likes pie and coffee.

I know the paypal button is coming, but I was just thinking if there was something else we could do.