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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Smile and Laugh With God!

    Q. How do we know that Adam was a white?

    A. Have you ever tried to get a rib from a nigra.

    Genesis 2:21



    And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

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    • awesomeness
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2010
      • 138

      #17
      Re: Smile and Laugh With God!

      Originally posted by Felicity View Post
      @Mrs. Phebe Dewitt Your jokes are so funny! My father says it is the atheists who have no humor!
      Your father sounds like a wise man

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      • looking4mybrain
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 95

        #18
        Re: Smile and Laugh With God!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Q: When does 200 x 4 equal 200?

        ...

        A: When you're talking about 200 x "4" skins that you've taken from slaughtered Philistines, of course!
        That is THE most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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        • Oliver Brendan Hayve
          Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
          • Aug 2010
          • 190

          #19
          Re: Smile and Laugh With God!

          Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
          That is THE most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
          Stick around. As long as they're quoting straight out of their big book of fairy tales, which they are, they can be far more disgusting than that.
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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          • LordHaveMercy
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2010
            • 171

            #20
            Re: Smile and Laugh With God!

            What's Black, and White, and red all over?





































            Wait for it.....



































            The Bible!


            John 1:7
            But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

            Ephesians 2:13
            But now in Christ Jesus ye who sometimes were far off are made nigh by the blood of Christ.

            Hebrews 13:20
            Now the God of peace, that brought again from the dead our Lord Jesus, that great shepherd of the sheep, through the blood of the everlasting covenant,
            He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
            God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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