[Cranky Old Man]

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(4) People will discover Steve Jobs is dead and Apple will go bankrupt
Steve Jobs has already been dead for two years but Apple keeps pretending him to be alive so Apple's board of directors can still use his body for Gay sex orgies. At some point the smell will become too hard to bear though and the truth will come out.

And AGAIN one of my predictions for 2011 has come through! I am certain even the most dedicated atheist will have to admit God exists now!

[Proud Faroese]

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He's Canadian, so why should he love America? Besides his fan base. And a lot of people drive foreign cars. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Volkswagen, Mercedes, and many other car brands.

Because its a sin to hate a country that God loves, which is America.
Israel used to be Gods favourite country until the joos killed Jesus, America is the new Israel, a nation under God.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I don't see how anyone could have predicted that there could be any sort of power outage, let alone one so catastrophic, during 2011. To have narrowed it down to just one Nation out of all the world is further proof of God's power at work.

PRAISE

[Cranky Old Man]

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(1) Massive U.S. power grid failures

Yet another of my predictions have become fact. After my correct predictions about Steve Jobs and global Cooling, now the massive power failure I predicted has happened! Clearly God blessed me with these predictions!

Lights out: Power outage leaves 1 million in the dark in California
Massive blackout in US and Mexico
Outage Affects Millions In Southwest, Mexico
Arizona employee's error leads to blackout
Massive power outage in southern California

[Brother Temperance]

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Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.

I'm not a practicing Jew anymore, but that wouldn't be enough to save me from your buddy Hitler. Evidently it's a case of "once a shape-shifting space reptile, always a shape-shifting space reptile" in your book.

[SUV]

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Are these things going to usher in RA11, that is, "Rat Attack 2011?"

Bring it ON, biatches!!!

[jennabenna]

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Dude. I thought you weren't a jew anymore. As a non-jew, why are you offended by any supposedly anti-semitic remark? When I call you a reptile, I simply mean that you are of rather slimy, cold character. Nothing against jews. Or albinos.

[Brother Temperance]

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Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.

I said "No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now." That still stands. What I may or may not have said in another thread is irrelevant. If we're going to start discussing everything I've said and done during my lifetime, this thread is just going to becom completely imaginable.

Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.

Unluckily for you, even if you were as white as Jesus you'd still be a queer.

And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic?<----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.

Oh, come on. Calling the Jew a reptile? Hardly very subtle, now is it, David Icke?

[jennabenna]

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Oops- The jerky-touching-calf-suckling remark was made by you. It's the 23rd post on the "What did you get for CHRISTmas" thread. Check it out.

Get over it. If you get to bag on me for being black, then I just might choose to bag on you for being white. I will not, however, do any white bagging on you if you quit the black bagging. Just sayin'.

And what exactly did I say that was anti-semitic?<----Don't make me call the ACLU on your racist posteriors. You guys are such assholes.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?

You clearly are obsessed with dead cows. No-one in this thread brought up the subject of you masturbating with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf before you did. It just was not a part of this conversation until just now. It appears that you have problems.

Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.

Your father's massive negro tallywhacker spilled too much seed on you when you were a baby in the womb and that's why you're queer? I thought that only worked for boys? And less of the "albino lizard" cracks, thanks - I find that kind of derogatory reference to skin colour deeply offensive. And there is no place for that kind of anti-semitism here at Landover.

[James Dewitt]

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Brother Cranky, have you any predictions for this whore? Her name is Kim Kardashian. She seems yo have made some sort of sex movie and appeared in Playboy.

[jennabenna]

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What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.

I'm not obsessed with dead cows. Why don't you go freak out at your buddy who was asking if I like to masturbate with beef jerky whilst suckling a calf? That sounds a tad more sexual and obsessed, doesn't it? Is that just me?

Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?

Ha! You wish it were that simple. Instead it all happened in utero, which makes you uncomfortable because you find the female body repulsive. Anyway, I probably got a big testosterone hit when I was a fetus.

[Brother Temperance]

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That is really disgusting. How about you go to the commercial slaughterhouse and rethink you opinion on how that steak came to be?

What is your obsession with dead cows? Look, I get it, we're all glad slaughterhouses exist, but that doesn't mean we're all keen on going on dates there.

In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.

Is there anything in Australia that isn't "all piffled up"? Is this why you're a pervert now, because they told you in school that you were born in the queer hemisphere?

[MitzaLizalor]

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In australia, the seasons are all piffleed up as opposed to other places. Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.
In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*

whilst there are plenty of "stoners" in Australia, where our usually hot summers (50ºC) are very noticeably colder (ice, snow) due to the cooling associated with climate change - although we don't call them stoners - I'm glad you recognise that there is nothing "global" about the phenomenon all climate &/or weather being due to the relative proximity of the sun which is closer to Australia at present
and further away from Europe neither of which are located in any sort of hemisphere <—

[Didymus Much]

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... Please stop judging me for not being remembering exactly what they told us in school about the different hemispheres.

I agree. This world has so many hemispheres, how is one person supposed to keep track of them all?

In other news, this stoner banana smiley is highly amusing. *applause*

On the reefer again, huh?