[JennyD]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Dances, Sister tLakota is helping this sad Darwinist understand why evolution is false. Please let her continue, instead of once again making this thread about you!

Do continue, Sister tLakota! How else has evolution been proven a false theory, and God proven to be the Undisputed Creator of the Universe?

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Ive been told jesus was actually a homosexual
makes sense to me
a man that doesnt want to have sex with a girl must be

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[SUV]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

ménage a quatre!

Ooh! Ooh! Is Suzi Quatro going to be there? I simply loved her song Stumblin' In before I became $avED.

Anyway, let's not invite Dances Without Joy. For one thing, I have it on good Authority that she is a "slut" and for another, when you dance without joy, all you do is lurch and stumble around - like I heard Suzi Quatro used to do -
so she might knock things over or get knocked up

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Again, not true. Amphibians adapt to their environment, but they didn't 'evolve' from fish. They've found fossils of ancient amphibians. Also, creatures can look alike not have evolved from each other. Bees, hornets, and yellow jackets didn't evolve from each other.

this is where your wrong
bees and hornets are decendents of each other
and yellow jackets evolved to look like bees for protection, its to make them look dangerous
and amphibians did evolve from fish, do you know the fish called the lungfish, its a fish with lungs, basically a decendent for all amphibians

[tLakota]

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oh evolution has been proved, many of times, theyve the achearotpryx, the dinosaur that was half reptile and half bird, proving dinosaurs evolved into birds. Amphibians like frogs, they prove that land animals evolved from fish.

Again, not true. Amphibians adapt to their environment, but they didn't 'evolve' from fish. They've found fossils of ancient amphibians. Also, creatures can look alike not have evolved from each other. Bees, hornets, and yellow jackets didn't evolve from each other.

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

oh evolution has been proved, many of times, theyve the achearotpryx, the dinosaur that was half reptile and half bird, proving dinosaurs evolved into birds. Amphibians like frogs, they prove that land animals evolved from fish.

[tLakota]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

Wow! That was really random. Why bother worshiping some scientist that died....? That doesn't make any sense. By the way, evolution was 'proven' because of one tiny island. But the 'proof' was only observation. They didn't dig into the island to see if the fossil layers were intact, or whether they could find remains to prove their claim. It's just a theory. The 'Evolutionary Theory' is not a fact. And just because you saw/read The Da Vinci code does not mean that it has scholarly basis. In fact, it is marketed as fiction because it IS fiction. Don't be stupid.

[St James of England]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Jesus had sex and made children
he was a regular guy
get over yourselves and convert to atheism, and worship Charles Darwin

[Nobar King]

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Another thread where it's all about you again, huh? Big surprise.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

So you think I am an ashy, boring, quite mad witch, I'm going to burn in hell when Jesus rules the world. And you assume I'm a slut.

I don't assume anything, I know it, harlot...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

That is not what I meant at all, you filthy woman! But since you claim to speak mexirican and frenchani, I see, well, then, get this part: no eres más que una bruja sosa, aburrida, bien pero bien loca, y que va a arder en el Infierno, ¡tan cierto como que Jesús reina sobre el mundo! Ah, y por supuesto, mujerzuela, mujerzuela, ¡mujerzuela!

So you think I am an ashy, boring, quite mad witch, I'm going to burn in hell when Jesus rules the world. And you assume I'm a slut.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Translation:
My "beans" are well, but my "sausage" is hard, needing your attention.
I would like to take you to bed, along with Brother Remy and Sister BTB - four-way sex!


And you call ME a slut!

That is not what I meant at all, you filthy woman! But since you claim to speak mexirican and frenchani, I see, well, then, get this part: no eres más que una bruja sosa, aburrida, bien pero bien loca, y que va a arder en el Infierno, ¡tan cierto como que Jesús reina sobre el mundo! Ah, y por supuesto, mujerzuela, mujerzuela, ¡mujerzuela!

[Nobar King]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Slut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Oh, sister, your magnificent use of my ungodly language proves that nothing is too difficult if you have Jesus backing you!

Mis frijoles están bien, pero mi chorizo está duro, necesita de tu atención... Je voudrais coucher avec toi bien sur, allez avec frère Remy et sueur BTB, un ménage a quatre!

Translation:
My "beans" are well, but my "sausage" is hard, needing your attention.
I would like to take you to bed, along with Brother Remy and Sister BTB - four-way sex!


And you call ME a slut!