[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Sweet God & Dear Jesus, there's that good-looking new Brother, Dr Solo. His dark Latin looks Rapture me so - Hispanic is Certainly the IN thing to be in America! Let's see if I can say "How are you?" to him in his language:

Brother Dr Solo! Como tu frijole? Voulez vous couchez avec ouis?

(Sis wha?)

Oh, sister, your magnificent use of my ungodly language proves that nothing is too difficult if you have Jesus backing you! Mis frijoles están bien, pero mi chorizo está duro, necesita de tu atención... Je voudrais coucher avec toi bien sur, allez avec frère Remy et sueur BTB, un ménage a quatre!

[SUV]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Sweet God & Dear Jesus, there's that good-looking new Brother, Dr Solo. His dark Latin looks Rapture me so - Hispanic is Certainly the IN thing to be in America! Let's see if I can say "How are you?" to him in his language:

Brother Dr Solo! Como tu frijole? Voulez vous couchez avec ouis?

(Sis wha?)

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

I happen to be happily married and happily monogamous Pagan. If I wasn't interested in being monogamous, I wouldn't have gotten married.

Why do you have to derail every thread and try to make it about you and your pathetic marital life? You told me once you owned a bookshelf, why don't you make us all a favour and throw it in top of you? Gosh... Speaking about the important things, do you have everything ready for tonight, Brother Remy?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

His name is Santiago, not Jose!!! Your racist mentality, now against colombians, rears its ugly head again. Not that he would want you anyway!!!

No way Jose is merely an expression.

I DON'T WANT YOU!!!

Thank the gods for that!

You are going to have to get over this little crush you have for me.

Get over yourself. The only one with a crush on you is you.

I am a married man. I know you wicker pagans don't believe in marriage (beyond tax benefits) and monogamy, but some of us do.

I happen to be happily married and happily monogamous Pagan. If I wasn't interested in being monogamous, I wouldn't have gotten married.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

No. Non. Nyet. Nein. No way Jose. Never.

His name is Santiago, not Jose!!! Your racist mentality, now against colombians, rears its ugly head again. Not that he would want you anyway!!!

Looks like you are getting alittle ahead of yourself there. Danceless, that was directed at Brother Solo and Sister Thumper, not you. Sorry for the confusion. And judging by your disgusting and perverted ideas about our prayer sessions, I can only conclude that you have fornication on the mind all the time. I DON'T WANT YOU!!! You are going to have to get over this little crush you have for me. I am a married man. I know you wicker pagans don't believe in marriage (beyond tax benefits) and monogamy, but some of us do.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich. One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli. It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

Of course, my dear Brother! You know how I love making sandwiches with you so! Of course, it will not involve Dances without climax, for I have a doubt she's able to enjoy properly a good Dicken's Cider, so why bother bringing her... This will be a lovely sandwich, with old good American chicken breast in the middle, between a fresh slice of dark meat, and a good portion of chorizo... I just hope you don't throw your mayonnaise in me like last time, dear Brother...

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We all know what she's filled with.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich.

No doubt there is at least one other sister there with dick inside her as well.

One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli.

Or on the corner for an extra twenty.

It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

No. Non. Nyet. Nein. No way Jose. Never.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

I can give testimony of how much dear sister BTB praises and glorifies the Lord in every one of our encounters, Hallelujah! Why, she gets so excited when we speak about the brim and fire shooting in top of Sodom and Gomorrah, or the quakes and shivers when the Walls of Jericho fell, that she cannot help but scream out to the Lord and all of his Might, Praise! And she's not the only one in her knees, you know, I also get down and bow before the might of God's creation from time to time...

Can you believe that redheaded wicker wench, Brother? To claim that Sister Thumper is not filled with the Glory of Jesus when we get together and have our prayer sessions.

We don't just pray, Danceless the Whore, but we study the Good Book as well and usually over a late night snack. Sister Thumper usually has some Dicken's Cider and prepares the sandwich. One of those big group sandwiches like you can get at the deli. It's nice just to get together with friends in the evening and make a sandwich together.

So are we on for tonight?

[Wide-Open]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Someone cal GTMO and get this towelhead terrorist loving traitor out of here.

We've done that Brother, but they are afraid she'll bore the guards to sleep, which would be a Bad Idea(TM).

[Nobar King]

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Someone cal GTMO and get this towelhead terrorist loving traitor out of here.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

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Indeed, Dances, our Godly Pastor Zeke does witness to Bears. He thinks those large and furry Homers are as much in need of a Close Encounter of the Christian Kind as scrawny little aerobicized Homers, or oversized Lesbionics.

I've heard about Zeke's Close Encounters of the Bear Kind.

Why do you discriminate against Homers with Beards and Bellies, Dances? Are you afraid of your own femininity?

Discriminate? Me? Dear, I have friends of all races, creeds, sexual orientations, shapes and sizes, with and without facial hair.

[JennyD]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

Like when he's busy with a Bear?
Meet you there, sister.

Indeed, Dances, our Godly Pastor Zeke does witness to Bears. He thinks those large and furry Homers are as much in need of a Close Encounter of the Christian Kind as scrawny little aerobicized Homers, or oversized Lesbionics.

Why do you discriminate against Homers with Beards and Bellies, Dances? Are you afraid of your own femininity?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: I need to Squelch a Vicious Rumor

Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

At least I am praising the LORD and shouting OH GOD! and don't tarry, JESUS, I'm coming!!! Sometimes on my knees, sometimes not. But at least I am praising GOD and serving him.

You on the other hand are just another Hellbound Whore. Enjoy Hell

I can give testimony of how much dear sister BTB praises and glorifies the Lord in every one of our encounters, Hallelujah! Why, she gets so excited when we speak about the brim and fire shooting in top of Sodom and Gomorrah, or the quakes and shivers when the Walls of Jericho fell, that she cannot help but scream out to the Lord and all of his Might, Praise! And she's not the only one in her knees, you know, I also get down and bow before the might of God's creation from time to time...

[Remy Lebeau]

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Hey, I just didn't want you to get a friction burn on your palm...or anywhere else.

I won't be brushing against that red bushy unshaven mass of satans tangle weed you have enveloping your filthy cooter, chest, and armpits so there will be no chance of me getting friction burns, stratches, rashes, or puncture wounds!!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL, WOMAN!!! I DON'T WANT YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ME!!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Excuse me! I only have late night prayer meetings with Brother Remy and Doctor Solo when Zeke is out of town or unable to at the time.

Like when he's busy with a bear?

At least I am praising the LORD and shouting OH GOD! and don't tarry, JESUS, I'm coming!!!

I don't doubt that you're shouting "Oh GOd! I'm coming." I doubt, however, that it has much to do with Jesus.

Sometimes on my knees, sometimes not. But at least I am praising GOD and serving him.

Servicing on your knees is more like it.



You on the other hand are just another Hellbound Whore. Enjoy Hell

Meet you there, sister.