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I have a friend who recently lost both his slut of a wife, his daughter, and his passport under unfortunate circumstances while on a business trip to Austria.
As soon as he discovered that his cheating whore of a wife was gruesomely murdered, he went to his daughter's room to let her know the sorry news that her harlot mother was now eternally damned. However, who should he find in his daughters bed but a comely young prostitute, her face covered by the American flag quilt that he gave his daughter for her sixteenth birthday!
Naturally, he slept with her, but then discovered that he didn't have any money in his wallet. Being an honorable Christian, he left his passport on the bedside table so that the prostitute could seek him out for recompense at some future date.
But when he returned from work the next evening, the prostitute and his passport were both gone! Meanwhile, his daughter was still missing! Now, he's happy abandoning his daughter to whatever fate the disobedient trollop can find (he's a merciful sort, God forgive him, and refuses to stalk the streets of Vienna with a can of gasoline and a zippo) but he's having a very difficult time returning to the US. The embassy is acting singularly unhelpful, and the Viennese police are beginning to harass him.
What else can he do?
As soon as he discovered that his cheating whore of a wife was gruesomely murdered, he went to his daughter's room to let her know the sorry news that her harlot mother was now eternally damned. However, who should he find in his daughters bed but a comely young prostitute, her face covered by the American flag quilt that he gave his daughter for her sixteenth birthday!
Naturally, he slept with her, but then discovered that he didn't have any money in his wallet. Being an honorable Christian, he left his passport on the bedside table so that the prostitute could seek him out for recompense at some future date.
But when he returned from work the next evening, the prostitute and his passport were both gone! Meanwhile, his daughter was still missing! Now, he's happy abandoning his daughter to whatever fate the disobedient trollop can find (he's a merciful sort, God forgive him, and refuses to stalk the streets of Vienna with a can of gasoline and a zippo) but he's having a very difficult time returning to the US. The embassy is acting singularly unhelpful, and the Viennese police are beginning to harass him.
What else can he do?
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