Can furries go to Heaven?

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Well, either I must have worded that wrong, or you took it wrong. I meant, how can I be saved from my past association with these foul beings?

As for your questions...

The North Canton Church of Christ.
Yes, and I own -two- copies of the King James Bible.
Yes.
I don't have any... there are no True Christian girls around here... just heretic 'emo' and 'goth' devil-worshippers.

Ah yes!! Ted Blackwood, your Minister.
I think we'll have to have words. If he's allowing all these freaks to walk your streets then he's not doing his job properly.

Tell me, why haven't you been to him to help you? Why come to us?

[PlasmaFox]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

In your first Post you asked how you can be Saved.

If you've been with Jesus all your life then I don't see to much of a problem.
Tell me, what Church do you attend?
Do they only use the one True King James Bible?
Do you tithe regularly?
How many children do you have?

Well, either I must have worded that wrong, or you took it wrong. I meant, how can I be saved from my past association with these foul beings?

As for your questions...

The North Canton Church of Christ.
Yes, and I own -two- copies of the King James Bible.
Yes.
I don't have any... there are no True Christian girls around here... just heretic 'emo' and 'goth' devil-worshippers.

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I've already found Jesus. I've had him for all my life. I am no furry, I have not even thought about becoming one. As a matter of fact, my very forum name signifies their burning to death, as "Plasma" is very hot, and a "fox" is a commonly used form for the animal-lovers.

In your first Post you asked how you can be Saved.

If you've been with Jesus all your life then I don't see to much of a problem.
Tell me, what Church do you attend?
Do they only use the one True King James Bible?
Do you tithe regularly?
How many children do you have?

[PlasmaFox]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

.................and then some!
If you do a Search of our Godly Boards you'll find out The Truth about Furries and the like.
You need to find Jesus and fast.

I've already found Jesus. I've had him for all my life. I am no furry, I have not even thought about becoming one. As a matter of fact, my very forum name signifies their burning to death, as "Plasma" is very hot, and a "fox" is a commonly used form for the animal-lovers.

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

So all furries are homosexuals?

.................and then some!
If you do a Search of our Godly Boards you'll find out The Truth about Furries and the like.
You need to find Jesus and fast.

[PlasmaFox]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

They are one and the same thing friend. Don't try fooling yourself.

So all furries are homosexuals?

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

How can I be saved?

They are one and the same thing friend. Don't try fooling yourself.

Furries can NEVER enter the Kingdom of Heaven. They must have been Furry-free long before they pass over.
You must Repent of your Furry lifestyle and let Jesus enter you. Give everything over to Jesus, especially your heart.
A Loving Donation to your Favorite Baptist Church works wonders too.
Where else could you get a money-back guarantee of Salvation?

[PlasmaFox]

All my life, I have been a Christian. I was born and raised in a Christian home with a Christian family, and I have dedicated my life to God and His creations.

Though one thing has concerned me: furries. I am, of course, not talking about the heathen Satanic sodomite heretics that see themselves as the reincarnation of some evil homosexual dragon hell-bent on having sex with every male on Earth and in Hell. I am talking about those people who love animals (purely in a platonic way!) and dress up in suits that make them resemble anthropomorphic animals.

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?