[Elmer G. White]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, I wondered if this was some childlike misunderstanding of 1 John 1:9.

You might be right, dear immaculate Sister in Christ! Perhaps one of your lesser children has made this same mistake? It seems that this poor creature has chosen 1 John 1:9 to justify her misdemeanors while neglecting to consider the follow-up instructions of Jesus Christ:

John 5:14
Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee.

I am most afraid that this sinner has worse things to come unto her unless she repents and actually does some proper Bible Study! Thank you, dear Sister, for your lesser but still useful feminine insight into the mind of someone with less-developed cognitive abilities.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

There are far too many that would dismiss the Landover Baptist Church as the last bulwark that is keeping America from slipping completely into the depths of sin and depravity. You would expect someone in the MSM - the alleged "fourth estate", to speak up and expose Satan's stranglehold. Indeed, the silence is deafening - but apparently not from being in the Devil's lair, at least in this case it's from being monumentally stupid (but what would you expect from female news anchors).

Mika Brzezinski Learns About 'Furries' (MSNBC)

[SymbaTigerKing]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I say that furry's can go to heaven because it doesn't matter about that it matters the sin's you do that could be the ten commandments or things you say as your own person. Also the bible says there will be false profit's which could be anyone in this chat. A christian does not use curse words I for one love anthropomorphic characters but whould never see myself in a costume because I think it's childish in my opinion for men _ women is more reasonable but fetish's if possible should be limited a preacher say's stay away from fetishism as long as it isn't your idol you can still love furry's as a way of loving god's animal's as I do just anything that is moraly wrong isn't in play. I have autism and I am prone to furry character fetishism from video games jesus still loves us and understands the world is more wicked but if you have a condition such as mine the bible I believe say's you should have it easy scince im prone to loving furry video game characters =]

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I say that furry's can go to heaven because it doesn't matter about that it matters the sin's you do that could be the ten commandments or things you say as your own person.

Hello Miss King, and welcome to our friendly forums! You seem like a kind and compassionate person. It's too bad Jesus will toss you right into the Fiery Lake along side every other furry, cherry-picking false Christian, and Bionce fan (Matthew 25:31-46). If you care to save your immortal soul, you may wish to familiarize yourself with what Jesus says, rather than try to conform your personal, subjective moral code, inspired by your 21st century western civilization culture, to the actual message of the Bible. You see, He doesn't care what you think, only whether or not you obey (Matthew 21:28-32).

A christian does not use curse words

Curse words change from culture to culture, and throughout time. We don't use words like "dogs" and "swine" as curse words, but in Jesus' day they were some of the worst. Jesus used them, and so your argument is lost.

just anything that is moraly wrong isn't in play.

If you don't understand the Gospel, you can't know what is morally right and what is morally wrong. You might as well make your own moral compass out of macaroni and paper plates and point it to wherever you want for all the good it will do your immortal soul.

Now, if you'd like to learn more about Jesus and how you can avoid His Holy Wrath, we're happy to help! If you're here to promote Sodomy and Furryism, your devilish tactics won't work.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I say that furry's can go to heaven...

Are you Jesus? Then irrelevant.

...because it doesn't matter about that it matters the sin's you do...

And the Bible says that being a furry is a sin.

...that could be the ten commandments or things you say as your own person...

Or any of the other 630-ish things that the Bible says will get you sent to Hell. If the Ten Commandments were the only things that mattered, why do we have an 800,000+ word book?

...Also the bible says there will be false profit's which could be anyone in this chat...

1) It's "false prophets", and don't use apostrophes in plurals.

2) Who is more likely to be a false prophet? Someone who uses Scripture (directly linked to online Bible resources so you can be sure there's no misquoting), like the True Christians™ do, or someone who only shares their personal feelings and biases, like you're doing?

...A christian does not use curse words...

That's a case in point. Justify your claim using Scripture (you might find it handy to ignore all the times that Jesus calls people "pigs", "dogs", "vipers", etc., which at the time would have been the height of profanity).

...I for one love anthropomorphic characters but whould never see myself in a costume because I think it's childish in my opinion for men _ women is more reasonable...

How about you keep your sexism to yourself?

...but fetish's if possible should be limited...

Oh, so people attempting to limit other's actions based on their belief in the Bible is totally unreasonable, but you doing the same based on your personal feelings and biases? All good? Hypocrite.

...a preacher say's stay away from fetishism as long as it isn't your idol you can still love furry's as a way of loving god's animal's as I do just anything that is moraly wrong isn't in play...

Protip: writing sentences that make sense is not morally wrong. Try it sometime.

...I have autism and I am prone to furry character fetishism from video games jesus still loves us...

Scripture? Yeah, not happening. Stop creating God in your own image, kk.

...and understands the world is more wicked but if you have a condition such as mine the bible I believe say's you should have it easy scince im prone to loving furry video game characters =]

Dwuh?

[SymbaTigerKing]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Well for one you shouldn't judge but you could be misinterpreting alot furry's I mean is like a human/animal character. The moraly wrong thing is furry porn or gays is against the bible which Im not appart of. You say that jesus said curse words in his time well Jesus god's son who died for our sin's was perfect he never said or did anything wrong and it is wrong to say he said such thing's as curse word's so this makes you a false profit. Jesus is our judge not to judge other humans yourself. Gay's are an obomination, curse words are not of a christan, and furry porn is a sin which I do none of and nobody should. Furry people who love character's such as a human fox's in video games like star fox will go to heaven because they beleive in jesus as their savior and do nothing that is considered the devil's temptation.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Well for one you shouldn't judge but you could be misinterpreting alot furry's I mean is like a human/animal character...

And where does the Bible say that's acceptable?

...The moraly wrong thing is furry porn or gays is against the bible which Im not appart of...

Appart? WTF? If you'd use English words when you explain what that sentence means, it would be appreciated.

...You say that jesus said curse words in his time well Jesus god's son who died for our sin's was perfect he never said or did anything wrong...

Or: doing that isn't wrong, and whoever told you it was lied to you.

...and it is wrong to say he said such thing's as curse word's...

So the Bible is wrong. You so Christian!

...so this makes you a false profit...

I think the word you're looking for is "prophet", and I'm not prophesying. I'm just telling you what the Bible says. Read it sometime and find out for yourself.

...Jesus is our judge not to judge other humans yourself...

You seriously think the Bible says that?? How many verses COMMANDING the faithful to judge others do I need to post to convince you of your failure to understand Christianity at all? Gimme a number.

...Gay's are an obomination, curse words are not of a christan, and furry porn is a sin which I do none of and nobody should...

I got a crazy idea: if you want to claim the Bible says something, QUOTE THE BIBLE SAYING THAT (like the True Christians™ and I do). Otherwise, you're talking out of your ass (and I don't mean your donkey).

... Furry people who love character's such as a human fox's in video games like star fox will go to heaven because they beleive in jesus as their savior and do nothing that is considered the devil's temptation.

Scripture or STFU, thanks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Well for one you shouldn't judge

Hi! Welcome back! Why should I not judge when Jesus Himself tells me how important it is to my own immortal soul to judge others (1st Corinthians 5:13)? Are you calling Him a Big, Fat, Liar? A Paranoid Lunatic?

You say that jesus said curse words in his time well Jesus god's son who died for our sin's was perfect he never said or did anything wrong

Ergo, cursing isn't wrong. QED.

not to judge other humans yourself.

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;

Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

2nd Timothy 4:1-2

Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
1 Timothy 5:20

This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.
Titus 1:13

What, precisely, do you think it means to "reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine"?

Furry people who love character's such as a human fox's in video games like star fox will go to heaven because they beleive in jesus as their savior and do nothing that is considered the devil's temptation.

I think you haven't a clue what the Faith of Christ really is. I think, as a matter of fact, you haven't a clue Who Christ really is, or how one ought to believe in Him. Why, I think you've just compiled a life-long series of vague, evasive, broad definitions of life, some pithy one-liners about the human experience, the ultimate imaginary BFF character from all your years of wishing people were somehow different, and loaded them into one catch-all phantom personality you call "Jesus of Nazareth," and you pretend that's who the Bible is talking about when you read the little snippets here and there that you bother to look at.

[SymbaTigerKing]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I reply the truth lets put you in my shoe's here I see this descution and I want to show my opinion and then I get two people who say's false christan info such as cursing is accepted for christans tell jesus that when you see him and I wonder what his respons is. Mixed with a sence that your the one who is right and I am the one who is wrong and you persue to soil a so called kind person who is a human and has feelings god bless you both.

[Nobar King]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Fear not my friend anymore, Jesus loves the ignorant just like Donald Trump!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I reply the truth...

The truth, or just more of your opinion?

...lets put you in my shoe's here I see this descution and I want to show my opinion...

Your opinion does not equal Scripture (which is what I asked for).

...and then I get two people who say's false christan info such as cursing is accepted for christans...

"False" Christian info = what the Bible says. That's your opinion. That's why aren't Christian.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

...tell jesus that when you see him and I wonder what his respons is...

We already know what Jesus would say (because the Bible tells us).

...Mixed with a sence that your the one who is right and I am the one who is wrong...

And you totally don't have the same "sence"?

The difference here is, what the True Christians™ and I have been saying is backed up by what the Bible says. What have you offered? Your opinion and feelings. Go read how much Jesus gives a shit for either of those things. Read the Bible.

...and you persue to soil a so called kind person who is a human and has feelings...

No one here is "soiling" you. YOU ARE, by claiming to be a Christian while refuting everything the Bible says.

...god bless you both.

Stop telling God what to do. He doesn't like that at all (according to the Bible).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I get two people who say's false christan info such as cursing is accepted for christans

Let's get something straight here, dear. Mr. Didymus Much is no false Christian. He is no Christian at all. In fact, he is a verifiable arrogant, atheist dick. It is a testament to the fruit of the Spirit in our church that we suffer him for so long. You should know however, he is simply pointing out what the Bible says. You needn't trust him, you can read it for yourself. I am a True Christian™, my salvation has been guaranteed by the only church in the entire world authorized to do so. I cannot be a false prophet. I am simply the daughter of the King, and I share with you my Father's Word. If you don't believe me, you can look it up yourself. The Holy Bible is the most widely published and circulated book in the world. You can read it in any language, including Braille.

a human and has feelings

I'm sure your feelings are full of kindness, consideration, and compassion towards others. I like you and I want to see you in Heaven with me following the return of Christ, which will be any day now. Any. Day. Now. But in order for you to avoid being drop-kicked into the Lake of Fire yourself, you owe it to yourself to understand what you actually need to believe. Stop assuming your ideas are right because they make sense to you. Start reading the Holy Bible and learn what Jesus commands from you. That's your only hope. He doesn't care about your feelings (Matthew 21:28-32), He cares only if you fear and obey Him (Matthew 25:31-46).

I fear that in your desire to make the faith of Christ compatible with your own personal moral code, you'll throw out more and more important Truths. For example, if you throw out the idea that we are not to judge, rebuke, and shame people publicly because that interferes with what you believe to be kind and compassionate, then you may throw out the idea that homosexuals ought to be killed because that's not kind and compassionate. Let's face it, there's nothing kind about arbitrarily targeting oppressing an individual, or an entire community of people, simply because their minds and bodies respond romantically and sexually to people of the same sex. That's as arbitrary as oppressing people for falling in love with brunettes. It doesn't make sense, but that's not our concern as Christians, is it? Our concern is to fear and obey (Ecclesiastes 12:13). If you don't know what to fear and obey, they all your kindness and compassion is wasted.

[SymbaTigerKing]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Mary - Ergo, cursing isn't wrongI wonder were that is in the bible.
I have autism which means im mentaly dissabled and yes I read some of the new testament went to church and my grandpa was a preacher.
The title is can a furry go to heaven as long as you don't curse, drink, gay, porn, smoke, cheat, lie murder, lust and everything else.
It doesn't matter if you like a animal human figure what do you think kid's grow up to mickey mouse <---- is a furry figure that is all I have to say because im as clear on this matter as water Jesus tryes to help athiests understand by being around them I do the same on sites like right now just pray for forgivenes and understanding of anything you do that isn't right.

[Roland]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

[...]tell jesus that when you see him and I wonder what his respons is. [...]

Hello Symba,

An advice: Spell Jesus with a capital if you don´t want to offend the Christians. It is a polite thing to do as this is a Christian forum, hosted by Christians.

What surprises me most about your reply is that you seem to believe that an atheist would have to face Jesus/God and would expect a reply from Him. Are you familiar with the concept ¨atheist¨?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Didymus Much]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Mary - Ergo, cursing isn't wrongI wonder were that is in the bible...

Maybe it's those bits where Jesus curses in the Bible? Btw: don't bother looking for the most commonly used curse words from nowadays; languages and usage tend to change over the course of 2,000 years.

...I read some of the new testament...

That's the same logic as: I'm busy (and lazy), so I'm only going to read the last chapter of the new Harry Potter novel, and then I'm going to go tell people that read the whole thing how they've got it all wrong.

...went to church...

Quick, go visit a medical school so you can tell everyone you're a doctor.

...and my grandpa was a preacher...

So? My grandfather was soldier in World War 2, does that mean I can go shoot any German, Italian, or Japanese people I see?

...what do you think kid's grow up to mickey mouse...

There are 30 threads about Disney here at Landover, and they're ALL about how evil, satanic and cultish Disney is, and why any good Christian should boycott Disney completely. You might want to find different support for your points, like, I dunno, maybe some SCRIPTURE????