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  • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    You people honestly disgust me. I'm actually laughing at how stupid you all are being. "Not all of them are God-hating bastards, just most of them." Please your killing me!

    The posts question in it of itself is blasphemy.
    Our words come straight from the KJV Bible. I fully trust the good Pastors here to not lead us astray, as they are men and True Christians. You are the stupid one since you are rejecting Jesus and all His teachings, landing you a spot in Hell.

    The only blasphemer between the actual Christians and you, is you! Stop mocking God!

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  • Back against wall
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    OK Who is the best lawyer in Freehold? I need to file a Plagiarism suite!
    Thank you Brother Pastor Ezekiel for bringing this to my attention.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
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    For hours and hours.

    I also have fun knowing that you are destined to munch carpet for a life eternal in HELL. Being Jackknifed by Satan himself and all the Niggeros, Messycans, Joos, Cripples and every type of Syndrome you could possibly mention.

    Love you!

    Joy for Jesus, I have Joy for Jesus
    Brother BAW
    True Christian™

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by 1liesalot View Post
    Hate means love in the bible.
    Wait, what?

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  • 1liesalot
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You're calling God a big, fat, liar?


    "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
    for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
    Leviticus 20:23

    "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
    and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
    and my soul shall abhor you."
    Leviticus 26:30

    "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
    because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
    Deuteronomy 32:19

    "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
    thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
    Psalm 5:5

    "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
    the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
    Psalm 5:6

    "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
    whom the LORD abhorreth."
    Psalm 10:3

    "The LORD trieth the righteous:
    but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
    Psalm 11:5

    "There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
    for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
    thou hast put them to shame,
    because God hath despised them."
    Psalm 53:5

    "When God heard this, he was wroth,
    and greatly abhorred Israel:"
    Psalm 78:59

    "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
    insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
    Psalm 106:40

    "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
    Proverbs 6:16-19

    "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
    he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
    Proverbs 22:14

    "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
    he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
    the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
    and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
    Lamentations 2:6 -

    "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
    for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
    I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
    Hosea 9:15

    "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
    and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
    Zechariah 11:8

    "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
    Malachi 1:3

    "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
    Romans 9:13



    Still think God doesn't hate anyone?
    None of this means Yahweh (if there ever was or is such an entity) is a g_d of hate. It is all to do with parables, this hate issue g_d seems to have with sinners. Hate means love in the bible. May you shelter under g_d"s protection and wear your helmet of salvation and breastplate of righteousness. I wear these items to bed, even, although I am a pastafarian. So there is no excuse for you so called true Christians not to be wearing you g_d's armour.

    Exalt.

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  • 1liesalot
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Like Jeffery Dahmer (who apparently confessed and converted immediately prior to his execution), so if this crap is true, he's in Heaven now with Jesus.

    His victims, on the other hand, who were too young to realize just how awful and disgusting they were in the sight of God (by being born), and beg forgiveness for sins they did not commit, well, they're burning in Hell now. Now and FOREVER.

    Ain't Christianity awesome?
    Somebody say JESUS SAVES.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by 1liesalot View Post
    Are you saying there's a difference?
    My opinion is irrelevant here, but the Bible definitely says that people and animals are different. People can go to Heaven or Hell, while animals are good eating (after they've pulled your plow around, of course).

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  • Back against wall
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    This website is a new kind of stupid. Have fun thinking you are "True Christians."
    I personally love that I am a True Christian™ And yes, yes it is fun. It fills my heart with Joy for Jesus. Sometimes I sing it

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    For hours and hours.

    I also have fun knowing that you are destined to munch carpet for a life eternal in HELL. Being Jackknifed by Satan himself and all the Niggeros, Messycans, Joos, Cripples and every type of Syndrome you could possibly mention.

    Love you!

    Joy for Jesus, I have Joy for Jesus
    Brother BAW
    True Christian™

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    This website is a new kind of stupid. Have fun thinking you are "True Christians."
    You simply can't accept the full majesty and beauty of unfiltered Scripture!

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  • smokincold
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    This website is a new kind of stupid. Have fun thinking you are "True Christians."

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  • 1liesalot
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    This thread is about people who dress as animals, not animals themselves.

    soulmoron.
    Are you saying there's a difference?

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    God does not hate anyone,
    Soooo...why did He create Hell? Is He going to throw people in there He loves???

    You have a pretty sick mind to think like that.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    Matthew 5:43-48
    You think Jesus is correcting God?



    Acts 10:34-35
    Take a look at the condition in verse 35 again. Follow up logically.
    But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.
    "And in that same nation, he that doeth not, shall not find his name in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15)."

    1 John 4:10
    We talked about whose sins are covered here. Don't ignore what I say, and don't dismiss parts of the Holy Bible that don't conform to your expectations.

    2 Peter 3:9
    He's also willing to let people decide. Christ's temporary death is given to those who choose to have faith (John 3:16). Those who do not choose, are damned by their own hand (John 3:18).

    Mark 12:31
    You're not my neighbor, and Jesus doesn't even love you.

    Romans 5:8
    Not for all of us, remember?

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by smokincold View Post
    Matthew 5:43-48
    Who said we hate anyone? As Sister Mary brilliantly pointed out, it is God who does all of the hating.

    Acts 10:34-35
    Acts 10:34-35
    34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons:
    35 But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.


    I've underlined the most important bit, dear.

    1 John 4:10
    John 3:18, dear.

    2 Peter 3:9
    "all that should come to repentance." Everyone else goes to Hell.

    Mark 12:31
    Who says I don't love my neighbors? I have great neighbors!

    Romans 5:8
    Of course I love other Christians! What's your point?

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  • smokincold
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    Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You're calling God a big, fat, liar?


    "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
    for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
    Leviticus 20:23

    "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
    and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
    and my soul shall abhor you."
    Leviticus 26:30

    "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
    because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
    Deuteronomy 32:19

    "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
    thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
    Psalm 5:5

    "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
    the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
    Psalm 5:6

    "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
    whom the LORD abhorreth."
    Psalm 10:3

    "The LORD trieth the righteous:
    but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
    Psalm 11:5

    "There were they in great fear, where no fear was:
    for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee:
    thou hast put them to shame,
    because God hath despised them."
    Psalm 53:5

    "When God heard this, he was wroth,
    and greatly abhorred Israel:"
    Psalm 78:59

    "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people,
    insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."
    Psalm 106:40

    "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
    A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
    An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
    A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
    Proverbs 6:16-19

    "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit:
    he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
    Proverbs 22:14

    "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden:
    he hath destroyed his places of the assembly:
    the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion,
    and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
    Lamentations 2:6 -

    "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
    for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
    I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
    Hosea 9:15

    "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month;
    and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
    Zechariah 11:8

    "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
    Malachi 1:3

    "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."
    Romans 9:13



    Still think God doesn't hate anyone?
    Matthew 5:43-48

    Acts 10:34-35

    1 John 4:10

    2 Peter 3:9

    Mark 12:31

    Romans 5:8

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