[CeeKay]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Amusing. Quite amusing...

'Unsaved welcome!' is written on your banner... Yet you want to 'close the door,' because 'flies are coming in?'

GOD you Christians are amusing!

You're "willing to help," so long as they turn themselves over as sheep to your psychosis.

I find it absolutely TICKLING that you would tell each other to be 'good,' do 'good,' and follow 'the righteous path,' and yet you can't wait to spread hatred and fear among your community. HAH!

I also LOVE how you baptist types just hate the hell out of us fags... The BEST part about being gay, imo, is the look on your faces when I roll by your anti-gay protest, laughing my ass off at you guys. You get SO PISSED! And yet, when other gays walk by and get mad/saddened by your ignorance, you enjoy it! This is why I fight hatred with laughter, just as our lord and savior Jesus Christ had.

Seriously, I love you Christian types! You're so entertaining with your ignorance and elitism. Don't stop hating us, please! We LOVE good comedy!

Then hear this, you little pervert: God hates freaks who dress up in wierd clothes.

SO TRUE! Hey, POPE! Take off that hat, you look REDICULOUS!!!! And while we're at it, why do people wear those little white squares in their collars!? It's ridiculous looking! While we're at it, we need to teach all those people who play Mall Santas that they're sinning every year! Ohh, what about Halloween!? (Okay, most of you probably think it's the Devil's holiday anyway which isn't the case at all but you're too ignorant to go look anything up, you just like swallowing the garbage you're fed by the guy quoted below...) Oh, what about the guys in the Military!? That flak jacket really looks silly. And Camo? Sure, it's sexy, but not everyone can pull it off. And you've gotta accessorize more! You need MORE flashbangs around the torso area. Magazine pouches too. It's win-win! You get the fashion AND the ammunition capacity! Ooo oooo ooo!!! And the kids in the church plays too. Especially the one dressing up as Jesus/Baby Jesus! Come on, everyone KNOWS that robes and sandals are SO 2000 years ago!

Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians™ know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.

You mean the same 'warnings' that tried forcing the culture out of them by BEATING THEM WHEN THEY SPOKE THEIR NATIVE TONGUE, EVEN WHEN THEY DIDN'T KNOW ANY OTHER LANGUAGE!? Or do you mean your crusades to deliver the gift of a warm blanket and a healthy dose of smallpox? Oh, wait, you were "doing God's work." That absolves you from any responsibility. Sorry, I forogt. Maybe I'll come over later and do some of "God's Work" upside your head with a baseball bat...

Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.

Wait, are you saying they CHOSE that land???

So.... What do you propose our 'final solution to the Indian problem' be, Brother Adolph?? Wait, what are you doing here?? Aren't you due at a cross burning somewhere? Don't forget that robe that makes you look like a sperm cell!!!!

Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.

There you go again, spewing slander and garbage... Let me show you where you've FAILED AS A CHRISTIAN...

He who conceals his hatred has lying lips, and whoever spreads slander is a fool.

Remember: Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks you're a tool...

Go ahead, look it up. Out of all the child molestation charges in the ENTIRE WORLD, NOT ONE has been a furry. Yet, PLENTY of them have been Christian... AND EVEN CATHOLIC PRIESTS!!!!!

Please, do the world a favor and shoot yourself, preferably in the stomach, and somewhere where you can lay for 3-5 days without being found so you can die a horrible and painful death. You honestly think that God would allow you into the Kingdom of Heaven with such HATRED in your heart as THAT!? Jesus tap-dancing Christ, dude! You're worse than an ISLAMIC TERRORIST!!!


- CK

A note to the moderators: If I get banned from this website because I'm gay, I will come back with DDoS attacks, and you won't have a website. The FIRST person you should be banning is Rev. M. Rodimer for his incredibly racist rant! Hell, you should be KICKING HIM OUT OF THE BAPTIST FAITH for that kind of racist garbage!!! I know I've already disowned him from the White Race.... Though, I've got a Native American friend here who would LOVE to meet him and show him around the Reservation.... Especially that one spot over beside the highway where that nice deep ditch is, right by that bridge that no one can see under....

[Talitha]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I think he got the message wrong. Eh JJ?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.

Could you provide Scriptural support for your bizarre and anti-Christian rant, Hellbound furry?

Thanks.

[lern2bnormal]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

AHHHHHH

now that I have your attention...

You are wrong. You should not judge others, or groups of others. Try judging yourself, if anyone. Believe it or not, but YOU ARE NOT CLEAN. If you think you are. If you judge others, you are no christian. Mend your own ways before you tell others to. The message to me was quite clear:Furries are NOT wrong. And if I did get the wrong message, you are not to judge. That is the message I tell. That is all.


and this is to sum up this post:


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Im outta here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I wers told aboots thsi therad in skool 2 day.

i tink u shuld liten up on dese furs!

we r poepel 2!

Oh NOES!

LOLCATZ is postin on Landover!





No, you can not has cheezburger.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Who left the door open? The flies are coming in....

[Rev. Slug Von Furzi]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

I wers told aboots thsi therad in skool 2 day.

i tink u shuld liten up on dese furs!

we r poepel 2!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Okay, I'll bite.

Who or what is "Wendy O'Williams?" Some drunken papist here to spread venereal disease and throw Molotov cocktails at us?

SECURITY!!!

She was an extremely ungodly punk rock singer in an awful band known as the Plasmatics. Click here Pastor for the whole tragic story. The Ladies of Landover should probably not follow the link. Wendy O. Williams was, shall we say, a woman of rather loose morals.

[Bama_Girl]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Ok, wait. You mean to tell me there are REALLY people in the world that like to dress up as animals to have sex? That is *almost* as disturbing as people actually just fucking animals.

I am a very liberal (VERY) atheist, and even I can tell you that some things are better left behind closed doors. Being a "furry" is one of them.
Also, if you REALLY think you are an x-tian and want to go to heaven, being a furry is probably a HUGE no-no.

What happened in your childhood to make you want to have beastial intercourse as an adult??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Okay, I'll bite.

Who or what is "Wendy O'Williams?" Some drunken papist here to spread venereal disease and throw Molotov cocktails at us?

SECURITY!!!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Rev. Rodimer, are you suggesting that Wendy O. Williams is a furry?

Wendy O?

Furry?!?

I Doubt it.

I'm guessing she shaved. . . Bald!

Seems obvious, right?

[JennyD]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

God created humans as the pinnacle of Creation, right? You want to dress up as a comic-book version of a food item or other lower being, such as a chicken or cat or Plasmatic Fox. Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.

Well listen up, Wendy!

Rev. Rodimer, are you suggesting that Wendy O. Williams is a furry?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

All my life, I have been a Christian...

Though one thing has concerned me: furries...

At first I saw furries as sickening, but as I met and spoke with one, I gradually realized, that not all of them are God-hating bastards. Just most of them.

Is this an affront to God? Is pretending to be an animal a sin? If it is, how do I repent? How can I be saved?

As Sister Talitha has pointed out, your first post gives you away. You, sir, ARE a furry.

Let's look at this logically, ignoring the Bible entirely. (I know how you False Christians like to ignore the Bible, so we'll try this on your level.)

God created humans as the pinnacle of Creation, right? You want to dress up as a comic-book version of a food item or other lower being, such as a chicken or cat or Plasmatic Fox. Maybe you want to fornicate with other freaks in your fursuit, or maybe you just want to entertain and molest small children at parties.

Well listen up, Wendy!

Right off the top of my head, I can mention a "culture" that does exactly what you suggest. The Native Americans, commonly known as "American Injuns", dress up as various animals, claiming that they have animal "spirit guides". We True Christians(tm) know that they are being misled by demons, but they ignore our warnings.

How's that working out for them?

Judging by their situation -- crammed into tiny plots of worthless land where nothing can grow, subsisting on alcohol and insulin injections (because they're all fat drunks with diabetes), collecting welfare and generally educating themselves to the level of the average retarded -- I'd say GOD HATES INJUNS.

Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE FURRIES.

Now, do you wish to follow their path? Do you wish to be a fat, diabetic, poverty-stricken drunk loser? Or would you rather be a True Christian(tm), blessed by God, and headed for Heaven?

The choice is yours, friend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Then hear this, you little pervert: God hates freaks who dress up in wierd clothes. so stop it already! Can't you just be normal?! Jesus temporarily suffered and died for our sins! show a little respect, you damned degenerate!

I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel. -- Zephaniah 1:8

[PlasmaFox]

Re: Can furries go to Heaven?

Ah yes!! Ted Blackwood, your Minister.
I think we'll have to have words. If he's allowing all these freaks to walk your streets then he's not doing his job properly.

Tell me, why haven't you been to him to help you? Why come to us?

I have reason to believe he actually -supports- them. There -are- groups that call themselves "Christian Furries" (more like "Homosexuals in Denial" to me). I knew that Landover Baptist Church is the only church that I can trust for the final word when it comes to these matters.