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Folks, I don't know how to help these slobs, but perhaps our members might watch this 3 minute video and report back with their advice.
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Re: Help These Un-Godly Slobs!
#1. Put the old bat in a nursing home for hellbound lezbean mothers (managed by LBC).Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
#2. Sell the younger one into slavery (with LBC getting the proceeds).
#3. Sell the house to a nigra family (with LBC receiving the inflated asking price) because they would feel right at home.
#4. Torch the house in the middle of the night (with LBC getting the insurance windfall).
There is no more help to offer. This is an excellent example of what happens when women are allowed to live independently of Men.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Help These Un-Godly Slobs!
AMEN!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post#1. Put the old bat in a nursing home for hellbound lezbean mothers (managed by LBC).
#2. Sell the younger one into slavery (with LBC getting the proceeds).
#3. Sell the house to a nigra family (with LBC receiving the inflated asking price) because they would feel right at home.
#4. Torch the house in the middle of the night (with LBC getting the insurance windfall).
There is no more help to offer. This is an excellent example of what happens when women are allowed to live independently of Men.Comment
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Re: Help These Un-Godly Slobs!
I can't view the video but as you are a Man of God I know these ideas are very fitting and what would be best for these slobs. AMEN!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post#1. Put the old bat in a nursing home for hellbound lezbean mothers (managed by LBC).
#2. Sell the younger one into slavery (with LBC getting the proceeds).
#3. Sell the house to a nigra family (with LBC receiving the inflated asking price) because they would feel right at home.
#4. Torch the house in the middle of the night (with LBC getting the insurance windfall).
There is no more help to offer. This is an excellent example of what happens when women are allowed to live independently of Men.
Women need a man to tell them what to do. Without a man women just get into trouble.The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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