Little Blue Pill

[Glorious Victorious]

I know abortion and birth control are big sins, but what about taking medication for ED? Is this dysfunction God's will?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I know abortion and birth control are big sins, but what about taking medication for ED? Is this dysfunction God's will?

Of course! All afflictions are due to displeasing the Lord in some way. Now, before you go talking about the diabetes or cardio-pulmonary disease causing (shield your eyes Ladies of Landover) erectile dysfunction, God causes both of those as well. And if not mistaken, ED might keep you out of heaven. I need to go look it up. Back if a jiff!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Bless, LORD, his substance, and accept the work of his hands; smite through the loins of them that rise against him, and of them that hate him, that they rise not again.

Deuteronomy 33:11

So losing the ability to "rise" means you hate God. Why do you ask, got a little problem downstairs?

[Glorious Victorious]

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Why do you ask, got a little problem downstairs?

Nah, just the opposite in fact. Thanks to you I now know it is due to my unusually large and eternally rigid faith.

I was just curious.

[Jean Poole]

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Why would God want anything to do with your tallywhacker?


Please refrain from such speech on God's Favorite Forum™.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Nah, just the opposite in fact. Thanks to you I now know it is due to my unusually large and eternally rigid faith.

I was just curious.

Good for you sir! How many lil' Soldiers for Christ have you and your Godly wife made with the impressive faith the Lord blessed you with? I do hope your wife is pregnant as we speak!

[Elmer Christianson]

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I know abortion and birth control are big sins, but what about taking medication for ED? Is this dysfunction God's will?

I'm not sure what this is all about.

What is ED?

What is a little blue pill?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm not sure what this is all about.

What is ED?

What is a little blue pill?

He is speaking about the Viagra Brother. It's a pill sinners use to help them, you know, "lay" with their wives.

Or whores I imagine, sinners are always "laying" with whoever they feel like. It's disgusting!

The Viagra makes your (again, if there are Ladies of Landover present, read on only if your are holding a KJV1611.) "rod" more firm, if you are . . . I'm sorry if this is too vulgar . . . having difficulty with a "firm rod" that is called ED, or less modestly Erectile Dysfunction.

I have to go pray now. All of this talk of rods has me quite flustered.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

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He is speaking about the Viagra Brother. It's a pill sinners use to help them, you know, "lay" with their wives.

Or whores I imagine, sinners are always "laying" with whoever they feel like. It's disgusting!

The Viagra makes your (again, if there are Ladies of Landover present, read on only if your are holding a KJV1611.) "rod" more firm, if you are . . . I'm sorry if this is too vulgar . . . having difficulty with a "firm rod" that is called ED, or less modestly Erectile Dysfunction.

I have to go pray now. All of this talk of rods has me quite flustered.

lol, you guys are a bunch of fags!

[JennyD]

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lol, you guys are a bunch of fags!

Brother Aaron is certainly no "fag"! He happens to be an avid fisherman, and has been stuck far from any good fishing holes for months. You'd know this if you paid attention to his posts instead of yammering like a retarded, Missy!

Brother Aaron, I hope you find a nice hole soon, so you may make good use of that handsome rod you showed me!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Brother Aaron is certainly no "fag"! He happens to be an avid fisherman, and has been stuck far from any good fishing holes for months. You'd know this if you paid attention to his posts instead of yammering like a retarded, Missy!

Brother Aaron, I hope you find a nice hole soon, so you may make good use of that handsome rod you showed me!

Me too. I haven't had a chance at any tuna, or any other kind of fish for that matter, in a while now. Every now and then I do take out my rod and just hold it, wondering when I will find a place to use it.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Brother Aaron you are so right. My rod breaks my leg in 3 places when I am "aroused". I cannot imagine the sinful effects of this diabolical drug.


YIC

He is speaking about the Viagra Brother. It's a pill sinners use to help them, you know, "lay" with their wives.

Or whores I imagine, sinners are always "laying" with whoever they feel like. It's disgusting!

The Viagra makes your (again, if there are Ladies of Landover present, read on only if your are holding a KJV1611.) "rod" more firm, if you are . . . I'm sorry if this is too vulgar . . . having difficulty with a "firm rod" that is called ED, or less modestly Erectile Dysfunction.

I have to go pray now. All of this talk of rods has me quite flustered.

[Jean Poole]

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My husband really enjoys fishing with his rod here too. He's got a really big one! Luckily, he's managed to find a river with lots of fish in it.

[Bama_Girl]

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Isn't there a men's only forum you should move this to to keep little ladies like me from having to read the perverted filth?
Then again, it kind of interests me that you think the size of your cocktallywhacker and how long/often it stays hard has something to do with your faith in your god.
Huh. Who knew.

[Bob4God]

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Isn't there a men's only forum you should move this to to keep little ladies like me from having to read the perverted filth?
Then again, it kind of interests me that you think the size of your cocktallywhacker and how long/often it stays hard has something to do with your faith in your god.
Huh. Who knew.

I'm sure there's NOTHING in THIS thread YOU haven't seen (or suckled) before.