HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

[see_the_light]

I lack word for this vilest of jokes.

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/underdogposter.jpg

May THE LORD forgive them, but preferably throw them straight to hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

I lack word for this vilest of jokes.

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/underdogposter.jpg

May THE LORD forgive them, but preferably throw them straight to hell!

Friend, that is just all too typical of the jew-controlled Hellywood commies. They will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy Christianity and contribute to the decay of American morality. The dog is probably a queer who demands special rights.

[see_the_light]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

Friend, that is just all too typical of the jew-controlled Hellywood commies. They will stop at nothing in their quest to destroy Christianity and contribute to the decay of American morality. The dog is probably a queer who demands special rights.

Is it that Afro-mative Action thing for min-error-ities like acting quotas for sodomite brown dogs ?

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

I lack word for this vilest of jokes.

http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/underdogposter.jpg

May THE LORD forgive them, but preferably throw them straight to hell!

A good play on words if I do say so myself. And a nicely photoshopped picture.

[see_the_light]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

A good play on words if I do say so myself. And a nicely photoshopped picture.

A good play on words?

How basic, retarded and offensive must a joke be for it to please you?


REPENT AND PRAY TO JESUS!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

Basic- Not a necessity
Retarded- Again not necessary
Offensive- Very

The more offensive the better.


Three couples--an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple--wanted to join a Baptist church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor goes up to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle-aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a light bulb on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself and we had sex right there on the floor."
The pastor said, "Well, then you're not welcome in the Baptist church." "That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

[see_the_light]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

Basic- Not a necessity
Retarded- Again not necessary
Offensive- Very

The more offensive the better.


Three couples--an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple--wanted to join a Baptist church. The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.
The pastor goes up to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor goes to the middle-aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church," said the pastor.
The pastor then goes to the newlywed couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a light bulb on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I couldn't help myself and we had sex right there on the floor."
The pastor said, "Well, then you're not welcome in the Baptist church." "That's OK," said the young man, "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

STOP THOSE LEWD IMPERTINENT JOKES!

HEATHEN!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

What can I say it made me laugh

[OnYourKnees]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

What can I say it made me laugh

While the content was certainly a bit risque for this, God's Favorite Forum, I and others have noted that you were able to express your "humor" without the use of vulgarities.

A step in the right direction.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

*shrugs* We all make mistakes.

[see_the_light]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

*shrugs* We all make mistakes.

But you DO seem to be accepting yours and beneath an harsh surface there seem to enough good.

It takes courage to accept your mistakes.

It's the first step.

I think JESUS is smilling at you!

PRAISE JESUS!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

I don't want to be smiled at by someone who doesn't exist.

[see_the_light]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

I don't want to be smiled at by someone who doesn't exist.

Neither would I, but JESUS DOES EXIST AND HE IS OUR SAVIOUR!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

He's your saviour.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: HOW LOW CAN THEY GO?

I don't want to be smiled at by someone who doesn't exist.

Yet you picked an anagram of 'Dracula' for a username. You are a very confused person.